>requirements for men to MAYBE get a gf
>be rich/at least 80k job
>funny, confident and socially dominant (this one is extremely important)
>years of weightlifting and dieting
>have interesting but still mainstream hobbies
>lots of friends
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Requirement for a guy to have a girlfriend:
>Approach enough women.
Requirement for a girl to have a boyfriend:
>Approach a handful of guys, usually one.
Alternately she could just hook in an orbiter.
What kinds of threads do you guys like? Every time I make one I disappoint everyone and it gets no replies.
Where can I find a girl like her in real life..?
if you haven't found one yet it's because you don't deserve one
or you find girls who could exhibit similar characteristics but they're not /exactly/ like Life is Strange so you say they're not good enough
then life kicks you in the balls for not being grateful for what you've got
tl;dr: stop sucking so much dick
Who else /nohope/
I've literally had 0 contact with womyns my entire life other than my mother and gram. No relationship, no friend, no sex, kissless handholdless. Some of you claim that you're like that but in reality have some form of communication. I have had absolutely nothing, even on the interwebz with fake profiles they get weirded out by me
On one level I feel offended, like I'm too degenerate for a form of basic human need. On the other I feel euphoric as I'm not sure what I'm missing and I'm content being a lonely NEET
Sucks to be you OP, honestly.
I have sex regularly with my girlfriend of 3 years, and from strangers I meet at pubs and clubs when I go monthly.
Though I'm not a robot, I only came to r9k for the memes, normally post on other boards.
Chin up I guess, just don't be yourself, clearly no one likes it.
What will happen to most slutty women once we ascend to virtual porn avalaible to all, and they therefore lose their privilege?
Will they try shaming men with "you're not a real man unless you fuck real women" slogans to desperately get themselves back in power.
Or on the contrary, will it make them happier that all betas are off jerking it to their porn and only Chads remain to fuck them?
I don't care about sluts or women in general, if all betas (especially the nu male cucked types) had that mindset we could fuck up generations of feminism and liberalism. Remember the more of us that opt out, the more society continues to decline
When did the whole "nerd is cool" thing started? When did it become a thing for normies to be into "nerd" stuff like Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, """"""""science"""""" and all that?
They have been pushing the nerd narrative since the early 00s. What are you seeing here, is merely the mid stages of this process, wait another 10 years and nerds will turn into the new chads
so what, hate me fags, you mad that i have fucked more girls than you ever would? I can just imagine you, furiously clicking browse, clicking on pictures and posting an angry frog. Of course, you are fat so while you're doing this you're also sweating and panting.
also im gonna name my son Chad because it's an alpha name and i don't want him to grow up to be pussies like you.
You're lucky to even get a bump for this.
The problem with this user is not that he is too much of a normie (as he claims) but he is not enough for a normie,
/r9k/ thrived when it was full of people with moderate aspergers, not fully blown autism.
>tfw no Magnolia gf
What's the point?
>5 days before 2016
did you ever think that life was gonna pass you by this way?
What I was doing at exactly midnight on New Years past(s):
2005: Just starting the "Wu Zi Mu" mission in GTA San Andreas
2006: On Runescape attending a New Years drop party in Varrock tavern
2007: Drawing my dweeby Naruto OC's via flashlight during a power outage
2013: Watching Keeping up with the Kardashians for the first time, wasn't impressed
2014: Fapping to a Larkin Love oral scene
2015: Running Thousand Maws of Toto Rak in FFXIV
I'll get out there and have fun one day.
>did you ever think that life was gonna pass you by this way?
Yes. Its been over a decade since I realized I just want to be comfortable and lazy. The lack of pain, stress, fear and responsibilities is enough to keep me in a somewhat happy state. I am doing alright, lad. I'm okay. It is good to be okay, and I'd rather not risk ruining it with drastic change.
How do we fix r9k?
It became so shit lately I even miss the anime "cuteboys" posters fagging it up with cringe worthy doujin lines.
>tfw I am awaited in valhalla
lonely christmas and new year edition
Would you like to have sex with a trap?
Are you able to do this?
Who /annoying/ here? What are some time-tested tactics you use to frustrate people in arguments, whether general or about specific issues?
>Repeat what they say in a stupid voice
>Correct minor spelling/grammar mistakes they make
>Make it seem like you're done talking and then scream that you're not finished as soon as they speak. When they talk, interrupt them constantly.