Where do you watch good porn for free, robots?
>Where do you watch good porn for free, robots?
I have a girlfriend so it isn't necessary.
She makes me watch her fucking some guy she found on Tinder.
It is EXACTLY the same as porn. No shame.
The max image limit was reached for the other one and I spent time making this, so let's have another thread. Make a cartoon version of yourself here:
and post it. Here's mine. Please no bully. Although I don't care if you do. I'm already dead inside.
End my suffering, please.
There are normies out there who are perfectly happy with their lives, despite being single. It seems like they have a positive mindset and being single doesn't bring them down. Heck, some people even choose to be single.
But why are we so desperate for a gf? Why can't we just abandon the entire concept of getting a gf? Why can't we just be contend with our lives?
Why are women so cold and oppurtunistic?
I'm dating a prostitute
It started when I first fucked her at the brothel. We connected straight away and I asked her out last week and she said yes.
I don't get jealous. It's her job, she has fun doing it and she won't be doing it forever so I don't mind. The sex is great but I just like kissing and snuggling with her because she's so gorgeous and cute. Like a little cat.
Retailcuck and other subhuman jobs thread
Working on sunday edition
>Could employers who play music over PA systems be charged with torture?
Over here where I work there's the same 5 ads, 10 songs and every half an hour I'm reminded of the time so I can't even immerse myself in whatever soul-crushing task I'm doing and lose track of the time
>work in home ent
>store is closed, filling shelves
>can't find remote for tv that is next to home ent desk
>it's sitting at the dvd menu for a movie, playing the theme music on and endless loop
what does /r9k/ think of meditation?
Hey females, how does it feel to know that when sex is taken out of the picture you are completely fucking worthless?
it feels fine because i never defined my value externally in the first place and i know that every man and woman is equally valuable because we are all equally worthless.
now go back to being dead, smelliot.
Not very good. It's sad I will never be as good as a man, never have a larger brain, never have strong bones and large muscles, never will be the main gender and will always be a secondary character in someone else's story. Men are so lucky. Being a woman sucks, I'm only good for reproduction.
i want to have an actual career after this. i don't plan on whoring online until i get ugly bc of old age. anyway, im young and in this day and age, girls make money online kinda easily and i want to as well. i don't want to get naked or anything like that.
there's findom/fetish stuff but it seems like you need a lot of exposure for that. i would just want to not spread my face all over.
panty selling... too much exposure
what else? someone help
you can do tame stuff like, just showing feet or ASMR or eating on webcam. I dont really know any other way for girls making money online other than streaming videogames or being nude.
I had a friend who did camwhoring, but without taking their clothes off. More of an emotional partner for sad or lonely guys, where you pretend you're interested and want to hear about their days, etc.
Alright robots, tits or ass?
It's half ten you lazy fucks get up already edition
Had to browse other threads, board is obsessed with cuckolding.
>"i'm smart but lazy xD"
>excessive use of the word "feminine"
>subscribed to any of the post-2010 Gen-Z Youtube Clowns : h3h3, idubbz, leafy, pyrocynical, nfkrz, howtobasic, filthy frank etc.
ITT we tell reasons why we hate normalfags and modern society
>everyone believs mainstrea media
>not thinking that being rich is bad
>spending money on useless but prestigious items: expensive cars, clothes etc
Nothing socially acceptable can be done without drinking the liquid jew. If you don't participate in it you will be left out.
And the normies don't see anything wrong with this is the worst part.
"It's an acquired taste anon :))"
And nothing changed from that time
REEEEEEEE WHY PEOPLE ARE SO STUPID
Evolution of an average 4channer
1. Starts at /b/
6. /board of choice/
7. After years the person realizes there is no other point to this site other than fun post and ends up on /s4s/
This is the ultimate truth. Debate me
Why don't you EVER have a girlfried, anon?
i had one for 3 years, it was great and i loved her. we had tonnes of good times together, we both had high libidos....
girls are time consuming... while great and all you need to fragment your self just to fit them in your life...
i am being all me now and i am in the best physical and mental shape of my life...
trips decide what i say next
>It's way too large
Do females actually like big dicks or is it a meme? Fembots get in here
Literal perfection in female form.
This is what a real girl looks like.
Rin > Lilly > Hanako > Emi > Shinzune
>tfw you will never support and try to understand a person
Anon you do realize that Rin ending is the easiest ending to achieve right?
Rin ending is the most common ending because it's basically on par with the "fail" ending
She literally has no fucking arms lmao
>she doesn't use swear words
>tfw been lifting for almost 2 years
>still look like shit
Should I just kill myself?
Nice birthing hips anon, how's that ass looking? Firm and found I hope, no point is wasting all of those gains. Have you considered going sissy? Could look like this before you know it.
Post your steam id along with some info about yourself, and add others.
Boyfriend application thread. Tell us what you bring to the table
>90% decline in bee population
>proposed to be put onto endangered species list
Ready for it all to end, /r9k/?
If the bees die, we go with them.
Do you like bullying people? If so, why?
Do you like getting bullied? If so, why?
>Do you like bullying people? If so, why?
it's a fetish
>Do you like getting bullied? If so, why?
It's a fetish
though I'm probably more on the "teasing" end of bullying than the stupid "u fcking fag post butt" end of the spectrum
No and no. Even if it's pretend it still hurts my feelings and I don't have it in me to pretend-bully someone else. Being nice to others makes me happy
Pic related and Fallout 1, 2, and New Vegas
Anyone else /nightwalk/ tonight?
Any other fembots rather die than settle for a robot?
Fall is coming edition.
Robots 25 years and older report in.
How you holding up? Are you less miserable now that summer is over?
>payed off student loans recently
>started playing the stock market
>made some quick cash from twitter before they fail to sell
Why aren't you using linux /r9k/?