Best way to subtly fuck with roommate?
Put him everywhere you have anything. Even your sheets. Your mug, your toilet paper. JUST DO IT and never stop until they fear for their life.
>tfw you will never get a trap gf
This thing should just kill itself.
>tfw you will never kiss her
She had Christmas sex
just turned 25 and still a kissless handholdless, hugless virgin, just 5 more years to go.
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Tell us of your saga, o great and powerful one
Women have waged a war against men.
Elliot Rodger slapped back; why haven't you? What are you waiting for?
Do you ever just go out for a lonely walk at night hoping you'd randomly bump into an old 7/10 classmate and somehow you two would start awkwardly talking, then every other day you'd go for a walk again and she'd be there and you'd both pick a spot to meet eachother every day without actually saying it so you can both talk about stupid shit but then it turns out she's just as suicidal as you leading to both of you helping eachother so you can finally overcome your neverending depression together?
I love black women, but I have no chance as a white man. The only love black men.
>lost 50 lbs since last Christmas
>finish my plate
>sitting there because I don't want to get up first for seconds because of self conscious habit
>grandma looks at me, smiling
>"you need more food! go get seconds!"
It's small but it means a lot.
How about you, Anons?
>what are you on?
>meds to avoid?
currently I'm on bupropion 75mg, just switched. works way better than zoloft, that stuff made me feel like passing out all the time.
woke up with the urge to eat pussy
>tfw I'll never get to eat pussy
Why did the robot come back anyway? The amount of OC is more dismal than ever. Its like people are finding new and innovative ways every day to post the same shit.
a bunch of loud fools apparently thought it would make the board good again and whined about it to mook. It's doing no more good than it did the last time, but at least it's not really making things worse.
>Its like people are finding new and innovative ways every day to post the same shit.
that in itself is something of an accomplishment
unoriginality is the new originality. read the new (old) wave out brother
I just want to meet someone I relate to and connect with in an intimate way, but I don't know how.
to all the female robots out there:
do you ever wonder if your life would be A LOT easier if you were just another basic bitch out there?
to male robots: do guys even like those kinds of women? endless amounts of horror stories aside-- are they harder to "handle"?
>do you ever wonder if your life would be A LOT easier if you were just another basic bitch out there?
Yeah ... guys like those types because I guess they're predictable. "I trust you to be you" etc. And they're accessible.
I have some theories about hybristophilia in men but my opinion is worthless so really, I just am getting used to it at this point.
Choose one to succeed. This is not for me.
>6 inches of height
Also, Guy #1 is really the more suitable partner but if the woman who made this has a better relationship with Guy #2 and enjoys being around him more, then him
It's really all about who your heart follows
Whether they lack traits or not
Did you give the world some love today?
the world doesn't give love to me
why should I return the favor