My father once said the words to me "You should be more submissive towards women".
Should I disregard everything he has ever said and never listen to a word he says again?
people do say I don't look like him. He is such a fucking pathetic cuck. He unironically spent more time raising his current gfs son than he did me.
I fucking resent him to my core.
It's really my favorite
Makes me almost glad there is no sun. Green would be nice though. Even if it is only a light.
Can you see it now?
Odd, among the other three
I am the child of your work. Don't you recognize me?
Have you talked to pan?
He's on the 39th floor, it's really beatiful up there this time of year
I work at a bakery and we specialize in cakes.
Every single fucking week some stupid bitch will walk in and proclaim that her favorite kind of cake is "white cake."
White cake is bleached vanilla.
You can make yellow cake from bleached vanilla. In fact, regular vanilla is naturally yellow, which makes your stupid fucking cake redundant to begin with.
The point I'm trying to make here is that you are a stupid bitch who likes the color yellow and eats cake.
It go down in the DM
>you will never have an incredible large penis and the comicly oversized balls required for porn
What's the point of even living famm?
Larger penises were more successful in reproduction because the head of the penis is designed to scrape semen out of the vagina. The longer and thicker it is, the more semen you remove of the pitiful beta males.
So yes, there is an evolutionary reason for it.
ITT: We make ourselves as animu characters.
2D waifus best waifus. The less dimensions the better.
Are you willing to help fellow anons?
>Your love is a verb here my room
My microwave continues to run without the door closed.
What happens if I stand in front of it while it's active prolonged?
Fellow robots. I am need of some dire assistance.
I have run fresh out of dank pictures for my profile, and am not able to think of any good names.
I will change my profile picture to any picture you post, and my name to any name you choose, on ONE condition...
That condition is, that you show me DOUBLES.
This will be your picture.
And your name will be: turningmylifearound
May need to add underscores if its already taken.
who /attracted to nice cocks/ here?
Stopping the ride isn't exactly possible anon.
>tfw you don't belong
>tfw you sort of know why
>tfw you knew where you did belong (for now, at least), at one point, but because you couldn't reach it due to "real life" problems, you somewhat abandoned it or blocked yourself off from achieving it
>tfw no longer dissociated from reality, almost feels like I DO belong now
Nothing is scarier than belonging here. Nothing.
Can you be happy if you're ugly?
watching anime 3am in the morning all alone in your apartment on the 3rd floor in a safe neighborhood is my idea of happiness. You can be happy but never from the outside world. You gotta embrace your introverted nature and find happiness within you.
I heard from one of my friends that my crush wants me to be her bf. Finally, I can stop posting on r9k. also, good feels thread.
>Finally, I can stop posting on r9k
If you actually think getting a gf will stop you from being an autistic faggot, I have news for you
I used to rule the world
Polls would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning I eat guac alone
Follow the party I used to own
I used to roll the dice
Feel the fear in Rubio's eyes
Listen as the crowd would hush
"Now the old Bush is dead! Long live the Bush!"
One minute I held the lead
Next the Trump knocked me off my feet
And I discovered that my numbers stand
Upon pillars of PACs and pillars of sand
I hear cuckservative bells are ringing
Neoreactionary fascists singing
Be my voter, my cuck and shill
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What's some good music to listen to while fapping\edging?
>tfw I've come to realized I'll be romantically alone for the rest of my life because of something ingrained into me that makes me socially inept
I want to get off this ride
I meant to write you sooner but i just been busy
You said your wifes mexican, how far along the border is she?
look, im really flattered you wont leave mexicans out in the cold
And here an autograph for you son
i wrote it on a guacabowle
>whine about being a virgin
Why are you even on this board? This is like going on /pol/ and complaining about racism.
Intimacy and love is a very important human desire, reducing it to "I want to fuck pussy" is stupid.