let's have one of these SIGNS THAT SOME IS A BETA threads
>he wakes up before everyone else when sleeping over at a friends
Shut up you fucking lazy piece of shit. Let me guess you are from LA or somewhere similar where people sleep in till noon because they live off of mommy and daddy or niggerbux.
Hey, /r9k/ whats your favorite soda? I can't really deside my favorite and wanted to know the ones you like to help me deside.
I mix Coke with lime and Sprite with cherry for the perfect soda.
Other than that Mountain dew voltage and monster energy are good sour sodas.
Root beer and Dr. Pepper have unique flavors as well.
You guys compare yourself way too much to other people rather than focusing on improving yourself as a whole
it's true. we could have been pooling our collective efforts into increasing ideas and interpretations of all the current events that we care about. instead people like me end up jerking off and playing videogames and doing drugs and sleeping our lives away. i'd say sorry but i don't foresee myself changing my trajectory any time soon
Anyone else into Asain girls?
>tfw 5 8' hungry skelly
>went from 115 pounds to 99 pounds in just two months because I stopped eating pizza, got really sick and threw up everything for a week
>can't fucking get the weight back despite eating harvey's meals every day
did you use scooby's TDEE calculator? (^:
Have you ever been abused before?
>gf says mean things to me
>feel awful for the night and want it to end, for her to tell me I'm good
>but I don't think any less of her
>have nice dreams about being together with her
>even more enamored and obsessed come that morning
Tfw no gf in canyon Texas
tfw 6 ft. tall and white. Is this how hypergamous the middle of nowhere in the country is.
Why is underage drinking so prevalent? When I was in HS, literally every other person was a fucking alcoholic.
>tfw both parents are mostly irish, heavy alcoholics since they were in their teens
>first HS party, everyone is wasted off of a few beers
>i'm 20 beers deep and barely feel anything except for a terrible urge to piss constantly
I would be an alcoholic in a heartbeat, but genetics make it too fucking expensive.
Hello /r9k. How is your evening?
>fake Japanese food probably cooked by Mexicans and/or Koreans
Does anyone else have a GUI fetish? I personally really like textured ones, especially early aqua and in some aspects aqua of 10.5-10.9 and iOS 3-6 (3 was better).
Also how did it even start (in your opinion [i mean, GUIs didn't always exist])? For me, I had inflation, fat, oil and a bunch of other fetishes so basically when Aqua was presented (i was a macfag since 80s so i couldnt miss that presentation) I literally jerked off to the gui elements especially folders, traffic lights and buttons. They were so bulging and hot...
I'm not even attracted to women ffs
Maybe you can help me, OP.
What is pic related? How do I turn my GUI into this?
>one chance at life
>born with average IQ
>one chance at life
>born average at everything
friday night rose bread
come home rosebud
she was spotted at roobs wedding
Please, share your weirdest or most funniest stoner story
oh man i smonked so much weed and got so high i fucking shat myself once. fucking kek man i love weed fr bruhh.
I had a panic attack first time I smoked, couldn't control the way my head was moving
This other time I thought my friend's name was brandom even though I've known him for a long time.
I smoked fake pot one time and tripped hard, I felt like I was looking down on earth, pretty cool but made me feel like shit after
How to proceed?
Also, tinder generale
Why is everyone so boring? Everytime I go out and try to meet people, they just ramble on about parties, drinking, shitty TV shows and so on. They just show me the same shitty memes they've seen on facebook over and over. They're all so vapid and lifeless, I made the effort to be more social and likeable, and no matter how many different people I meet, I still feel lonely. I feel even lonelier than before, even. I'm so tired of not having anyone in this world, and it seems like I have to choose between people I hate or nobody at all. Why even bother?
I haven't had any friends my whole life.
>tfw getting surgery done on my nose this Monday
>tfw I'll finally be able to breathe through both nostrils
>tfw going to get prescribed painkillers
>tfw there's a chance I won't wake up after the surgery and just peacefully drift away into oblivion
I'm so happy, bros.
I'm happy for you, Anon. There's nothing you can lose with this deal. Good luck.
This is a good thread.
I hope everything goes well OP, I hope you get some good-ass opioids. I know I did when I got out of surgery! Best couple of months of my life.
>tfw therapist "doesn't think xanax is a good idea" for me to be prescribed
Why is everyone so obsessed with working out?
I see tons of girls on Tinder, or when I manage to talk to girls, who are going to the gym. And dudes obsess over the gym as an integral part of 'personal development'.
/fit/ here. I release pent up rage from being a social pariah by lifting heavy things up and angrily yelling.
Fembots, why don't you own a vibrator?
Why do you even try to compete ?
it's a hand-made silencer
it works fine
Ask a person who has met Trump twice and has two pictures with him anything
Hello bots. I am currently in a normie club and require your assistance in what to do in my situation, trips decide, will deliver. I am in Dubai.
This is what circumcision does to the head of your penis.
>thousands upon thousands of asian qts in my city
>see at least 10 that I would wife instantly every time I go out for a walk
>will literally never have a chance with one of them
A perfect aryan female can attract a white man of high stature: money, good looks, connections - sure he's a Chad but it's something I can accept and fundamentally understand.
But when they choose thuggish, ugly niggers who bust a nut in they ass without aksing, throwing away their beautiful genes to raise an ugly niglet.
THAT I will never understand or comprehend, that infuriates me.
1st: girl on your pic ain't true aryan
2nd: it's not non-whites fault that we have a bigger and thicker dick than you and asians
3rd even chad whites are becoming more beta, like holy shit a "chad" is actually 5'9 or 5'10 and i'm bigger and more chad than them
Just LMAO at your race John
ITT: Post a girl and other anons rate them
>ate 5k calories again
i just want this to end
Why are white people so sensitive? Man the fuck up cracka.
>go to uni
>try to act normal
>force myself to socialise
>it goes ok for the first 2 weeks i get invited to go out, people wanna talk to me etc
>2 weeks later no-one wants to fucking speak to me or invites me to go out
What did I do wrong, I acted normal I went out I talked to people, the only people who will still talk to me are international students. I just don't get it like can they just fucking sense I'm...
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i know this feel all too well.
weirdest thing is that i left and returned, they all called me up and said we should meet again, so we did but after initially greeting and pretending to be excited they ignored me for the rest of the night
My experience was kinda similar, I went to uni, acted like a normie, made friends, ''social group'', etc, but I'm just too exhausted.I hate hanging around these people, so I'm slowly trying to cut contact.No point in pretending to be something I'm not.
Share your most painful memory