>get a new phone
>it doesn't know your dictionary, like tfw, mfw, senpai, a1, cuck, etc.
>look like fool when autocorrect changes tfw to the
Who else knows this feel?
What does /r9k/ think of this unscrupulous scientific article?
Women aren't going to stop dating attractive men because of this article. They're just going to use it and the "scientific study" associated with it to annoy their Chad boyfriends with, while secretly never wanting him to turn into a soft, pudgy sissy because all women only want alpha males.
>Watch horror flick
>Get boner when hot chick screams in pain
>get boner when the cute milf explains how to use a tablet
Hey am I using 4chan properly??
I stole something 2 days ago and I feel bad, guess I'm not cut out for mischief
congrats, you ripped off some merchant for a total of 30 cents.
I shoplifted thousands of dollars over two years and eventually wound up in jail with a felony hanging over my head. I dodged the conviction and feel nothing.
you've got a ways to go, young padawan.
>tfw I want to start a new life with my valuable hunting knife
>tfw /soc/ rate thread dies every time I post my face
Thinking of killing myself /r9k/. What do?
>post thread looking for qt robot bf
>manlet janny gets pissed that I asked for only boys 5'9 and up (pic related)
who /cuckedbyjanny/ here?
P.S. throwaway email for people who didn't contact me yet: hdjqpkuk (at) sharklasers (dot) com
>tfw was filling out the thing when it got deleted
>didn't notice until I hit post
it's not /soc/ tier if I'm looking for a non-/soc/-er
I want someone who will understand my shortcomings and who won't place stupid normie pressure on me to do stupid normie things. go away, jerk.
just... just send those nice fat trips to my throwaway and we'll think of something to do with them
honk honk :o)
Oftentimes when I finish masturbating I have a ringing in my ears or I can't hear well for 5 minutes at the most. It always goes away and never lasts longer than 5 minutes. Is that normal or does it mean something about my health? I've tried googling it but it's just a bunch of trolls saying 'you're going to die because you touch yourself'. I have a vag and masturbate ~2 times a week, if that means anything medically.
Has anyone else experienced this ear ringing after masturbating?
Also, chatting about and sharing abnormal masturbation...
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Happens to me too. I am literally the most content in my life right now, jerking off and drinking beer then jerking off again. I've worked hard at my job and I'm due for a well-earned promotion soon. I could literally do this forever.
Why do skinny nerds white knight for women on the internet like it's going to get them pussy or something?
Notice how I said "ideal man". If a woman had a choice why would she ever choose anything less than 6 pack abs, rich 6'3 chad with an 8 inch cock?
There's definitely some variation in taste but as far as white knights go it's a misguided strategy that's a direct of thinking women are completely inferior to men. Similar to how liberals have adopted black people as pets, these people feel so superior that it becomes a focal point of how they interact with an entire group of people
>If a woman had a choice why would she ever choose anything less than 6 pack abs, rich 6'3 chad with an 8 inch cock?
because we live in the real world where you can't just "choose any man"
quit living in a fairy tale and maybe people won't argue with your obviously flawed viewpoint on the internet and make you cry.
Going to take LSD for the second time soon. What should I do while under its influence?
>listen to music
>write your thoughts
>adjust the lighting of your room
>control your breathing
>jack off when you're coming down
Avoid electronic bullshit breh
Is Asia the cure for our condition?
FUCKING CUMSKINS STOP MAKING THESE THREADS
>mfw I'm half-Asian
>mfw I went to Taiwan and Indonesia and got nothing.
>accidentally spill soda on carpet
>rush to get paper towels
>mfw I cleaned it up so well with just the paper towels that you would have to lean down at the spot to be able to see it
Who /quick/ here?
who else /reddit/ here
the two communities have almost parallel viewpoints and the only difference is that reddit despises 4chan for being too edgy while 4chan thinks reddit ain't edgy enough, particulraly /r/worldnews
I know a few neckbeards irl, they are frequent users of both reddit and 4chan
>lol if i use reddit others must use it too
go back to reddit son