Is DJ Khaled the greatest meme of 2015?
>I don't like foot fetishes
Pic related it's you
WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THIS PICTURE OF ME? DELETE This NOW!
I don't associate with anyone who doesn't have an armpit fetish, it's the most patrician fetish.
If a zombie apocalypse ever happened everybody would survive since it's such a hype and everybody knows just to hide, gather supplies, trust no strangers, and never shoot a gun. Let's just face it. There will never be a zombie apovalypse because we will all survive. Why..
Who /tulpa/ here?
>a friend who actually gets you
>is always around but doesn't annoy you
>can tell you about your inner subconscious thoughts
>can help you read other people because your subconscious can
>you'll never be bored
I've always wanted a tulpa but my life is simply too busy to make one. Also I frequently get intrusive thoughts. Do you think these intrusive thoughts would affect the tulpa in any way?
Who /dumb/ here?
>tfw have to google Pythagorean theorem
Just because you had to do that doesn't make you dumb. You probably just aren't into math and it's not your thing. The people who call you dumb for that are either math-interested/inclined people, or people brainwashed my the education system that think everyone needs to know the Pythagorean theorem, Shakespeare, and how to play a violin or tuba.
>mfw I've been using the tripcode "Anonymous" all week
Who else here /mischievous/?
I am a bored, mentally ill loser. Ask me anything.
You think others don't know what's going on in your head, but you are completely transparent. The problem you have with getting a girlfriend isn't with your presentation, but with you being yourselves. You are simply unlikeable human beings and need to change your ways if you want to get anything out of life.
Will we stand for this degeneracy?
I won't, but I'm an oppressed minority who thinks trannies are mentally ill.
How do you respond to passive aggressiveness, sarcasm, and subtle hintdropping bullshit talk?
Is there away to just opt out of that garbage? I absolutely hate it when normies do this. I just want to be blunt and straightforward.
do you want to learn chinese?
>stopped eating all sugars, grains, rice, wheat, starches
>feel 1000x better
Why are you still being jewed by these things?
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Whats up guys
I got an xbox one for christmas. I can never choose usernames so dubs chooses my gamertag
Are there any good alternatives to 4chan other than reddit?
I'm tired of Brendan Fraser and black memes every other thread.