Who else here cannot fucking stand lesbians?
>always have yeast or other genital infections
>can somehow convince any other woman to scissor with them
>even though they like women, they dress like men
Dykes are fucking disgusting,
I'd be a much happier person if I didn't care about letting my family down
Can't stand telling so much to my family and friends, just so I don't let them down
I keep everything to myself because they're hugely judgemental and I know they would disown me if they knew half the shit I screwed up in life. I only have one person I can call a friend and even he'd think I'm a pathetic creature if he knew too much about me.
I hate myself so much.
We're on the very same boat, eh?
I'm looking for ways to get myself off my ass, shake this fucking depression off, and be whoever I want to be instead of putting up a face...shame I don't want to/don't have the courage to do it
On the hate issue, how about you look at yourself as an object, and not a person? It kinda helped me not fucking hate myself as much, and see more positive things
Although my tulpa does a damn good job of hiding that feel anyways
Am I the only one here who takes online relationships/friendships seriously?
>that feel when you have no girlfriend
YO WHAT THE FUCK ! ! !
anybody else here actually feel the physical sensation of a kiss on your forehead when expanding to watch the webm? Shit feels good but spoopy af phamiglia O.O ...Is there a scientific explanation for this? Involving chemical neuro-receptors in the brain or some shit that tricks you into feeling a "phantom kiss"? not shitting, anon. I'm for srs completely sober rn btw
I CAN NOT BE THE ONLY ONE ?!?!
>why do songs keep playing in my head but in bam margeras voice? this has been happening for months now and I keep making up new songs in his voice ever since hearing bend my dick to my ass years ago.. fuck.
what do i do
So what are Stacey's doing on New Year s Eve?
Has any fellow robots tried online dating? After 21 years of being a drug addict, KHV neet i found a girl and we have been dating for about 2 months.
Was i just lucky or has it worked for you guys?
Yep, she said nice things to me and when she started fucking up, she justified them by saying she has BPD. She ended up leaving me to be with someone closer to where she lived, after she "borrowed" nearly $1,000 from me.
>tfw autists ruined the best formal hat
>worn by detectives, mobsters, and the average city man on his daily commute
>now worn by trendy niggers, women, and neckbeards
Where did everything go so wrong?
I seem to spend a lot of my time dispelling common misconceptions.
I cannot quell my horny level any longer.
What do you think Rose's armpits/pussy smell like?
I like to imagine that, because it's winter, she doesn't shave her pits and they get a bit stubbly, maybe even hairy. I love the thought that, at the end of a long day, she throws on a shirt, lies down in bed, and takes a few good long sniffs of her ripe pits.
More so I love to imagine her having a completely unshaven pussy. I love the thought of her getting all sweaty and pulling off her panties after a stressful day, over her damp matted fur, the smell mixing...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I just want to take all of her awful stenches in, I would die a happy man if my last breathe was filled with her raw pitstink. I'm not even kidding, the thought gets me hard as rock.
so does anyone use an onahole? I can't afford a sex doll or anything like that, but am tired of just my hand.
Looking at these it seems they might be nice and you'd have little breasts or something to touch as well while jacking it.
It looks like cleaning might be an issue, but fuck it, I can't fuck a girl and I'm tired of my hand.
Onahole owner here.
To answer your main question:
Yes, it is way better than your hand.
Don't get a 2 layer onahole as your first onahole. They're not very durable.
Lube is not optional.
Wipe it out every time and clean it out with soap and hot water at least every second time.
If you get the right onahole, you can flip it inside out and cleaning isn't much of an issue.
>Really popular Chad in high school dealt weed
>Was going to a smaller college on a football scholarship
>Snitch about him dealing weed
>He gets btfo, loses scholarship
>His life has been in ruins since
Chad never dealt drugs
Chad never went to college
Chad never played football
Chad dropped out of school as soon as he could so he could start on his business. He got straight C-. He did the minimum amount of school work to stay out of summer school. He skipped as many classes as he could. He took all the virginities but was never caught. Instead of risking his brain by getting hit on the football field, he rode his bike and lifted weights, but not enough to stunt his growth. He only fucked girls in his...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Okay. Which one of you did this?
>Takes morphine and suboxone
>Cries because hes so alone
>Qwerty the beta fish
>Childhood friend is dating some chad
>Anti-social and hacks everyone to learn about them
Why isn't Elliot Alderson your live-action husbando /r9k/?
>The only girl who ever showed me affection was trying to use me to get pregnant so I would have to marry her and she would get US citizenship.
I caught her poking holes in condoms.
That was 7 years ago.
She was the only person I ever loved.
Anyone else feel there's nothing new going on on 4chan anymore? I've been around since 2007 and it just seems to be over. Might be because I'm depressed though, everything feels so empty and boring.