We need men on this immediately. We have to destroy the system from the inside. We will redefine the very essence of human nature.
reminder that girls dont care about being an "alpha chad"
all you have to do is be nice and respectful and girls will love you
Why is it that I always remain silent because mind goes blank and I have nothing to say?
People don't make eye contact or talk with me while standing around, they act like I am not there. In fact, there's this time a guy literally pushed me because I was apparently "blocking" him and I fell to the ground, nobody cared and they continued talking...
yes, anon. And don't you feel pathetic smiling all the time like you seem nice and happy to them? I do it, and even laugh at jokes/stories I don't even understand just for showing my "happy side"...
Who /unhealthy/ here?
>tfw eat a bowl of strawberry jam for breakfast most days
Who cares anyway?
>looking for jobs
>must be 180cm or taller
WHAT THE HELL
WOMEN DOING IT IS ONE THING, THAT'S PERSONAL PREFERENCE BUT KEEPING US OUT OF PROFESSIONAL LIFE BECAUSE OF HEIGHT?
THIS IS DISCRIMINATION
What's a good way to make e-friends? I've been feeling pretty lonely as of late and just want some people I can regularly talk too.
OK, robots - get motivated to change.
-Start taking a shower, brushing your teeth, and putting on clean clothes every day
-Start eating right, exercising at least a little, and sleeping enough every day
-Start practicing talking to people and doing new things every day
Otherwise you will never experience this
Remember - when you were 19 45% of women your age were still virgins - you can have a girl that has only ever loved you if you change, and work hard, and don't wait any longer
Even in the current youngest cohort over 70% of men will marry and another 10% will cohabitate for years.
And because of changes in population and attitudes today's first marriages are 80% likely to NOT end in divorce.
You have a better chance at a happy life-long marriage than anyone since the Korean War - *IF* you change and improve yourself!
The majority of women are not promiscuous (really! The sluts just talk a lot) and more women than ever are waiting for marriage. And the number of women focused on marriage and children is going up every year.
Get new skills, get out of the house, and you can find a GF, even a wife.
What's more important for a girl, being smart or being qt?
When can someone be considered a shut-in?
>go to 1-2 lectures a week tops, amounting to 2-4 hours in total
>spend 10-15 minutes a week buying groceries
The rest of the time I'm indoors. I might say ''thanks'' when the cashier hands me my receipt, but aside from that I don't physically talk to anyone.
Is this weaksauce or do I fit the definition of a hikikomori?
Im the same anon.
>Only attend the obligatory parts of my courses
> shop for groceries a few times a week
> Have one guy to talk to at school
>Try to talk to parents at least once week
Other than that i spend my time in my 15 m^2 room drinking myself to death
>There is Pepe the Frog - often now seen with Donald Trump hair - and the God Kek - who was born in a convoluted journey from LOL (laugh out loud) through World of Warcraft via the Korean language into a general sign of approval and thence into Egyptian mythology.
>They are attempting to make the hard right cool.
>Their support for Donald Trump has brought them from obscure corners of the internet to the mainstream.
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>the God Kek - who was born in a convoluted journey from LOL (laugh out loud) through World of Warcraft via the Korean language into a general sign of approval and thence into Egyptian mythology.
I fucking hate this etymology. Kek did NOT originate in its current form from WoW shit. It was [s4s] that took the Top Kek pastry brand and forced the kek meme as we currently know it. Fuck WoW fags.
I discovered Kek long before they did during my own occult research. I even performed a blood ritual to get revenge on some normies during last September's blood moon eclipse. Kek was among the malevolent entities I summoned that night. The reign of chaos is because of me, I am singularly at fault. I made a thread on /r9k/ when I discovered him and no one listened.
Don't mind me - just putting this rare pepe into a piece of history
>play brain training game for a few weeks
>awful score in "emotion"
>average in "language"
>amazing at everything else
holy shit I actually am autistic. I thought it was just a meme. Any robots have tips on how to deal with this?
>in4 these games actually train/evaluate your brain.
Just follow your goals anon. Stop giving a shit about memes like "you need feelings".
>tfw Fall is finally upon us again
>can hide disgusting face away in hoodie for months to come again
Feels god man, any bot can relate?
>tfw tropical country
I wish I could wear a hoodie or something all the time but I can't because it's so fucking hot here fuck
>tfw can wear a hoodie again
FEELS SOOO FUCKING GOOOOD
>live in north east ohio.
>summer was hot as shit
>winters have been record shatteringly cold every year for the last few and keep getting colder.
>fall is a nightmare of bouncing from 80 degree days to 35-40 degree days back and forth
Fall and spring suck here because you never know how to dress. the weather ireports are like half right.
27 virgin here. Who here is a wizard or expects to remain a wizard for lyfe?
Another shitty birthday
So i just found out my only "friend" and his girlfriend wont have time for my birthday celebration even though they said they would a week ago.
I am mostly disappointed in myself for trusting people once again. At least last year i knew i had no one and got drunk at home instead of getting my hopes up.
What music do you like, Robots?
Here try this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FGtd3oH_PQ
BOC Is great
This is my favorite album from them.
I like a lot of music and recently been listening to a lot of Jazz and Afrobeat, specifically Fela Kuti, awesome music.
I don't even like music.
Do you guys think you'll ever find love ?
I am 24 years old and have not once found someone who'd love me. Yes, I am sure..
I fucking hate when you faggots do this just to say you agree with someone. It's the gayest shit ever. Nobody does this in real life, and imaging you typing it out in your computer chair "This." is so fucking lame that it makes me want to throw up. Kill yourselves.
How do i get a qt white gf?
ive made the perfect fake vagina with pic releated
>cut a sponge in half and stick inside
>then a latex glove with only the middle finger, with the other fingers tied up
>pull the glove around the cup
>stick the cup in hot (not boiling) water and let the sponges soak in a little so its warm inside the glove
>take the cup out wrap it in a towel
>put your finger inside the glove to see if its not too hot
>if not, lube it up
>put on the corner of the table, turn some POV porn on and hump on it (you can also stick it in between pillows)
REMINDER TO HUMP ON IT not to use with your hand
and thats it, tight, warm, wet. perfection
wooohoo comedy gold REDDIT 4CHAN/R
yeah and what the fuck do i care? im also fat and a manlet
I want to fuck a dick so bad..
Who here has low standards because they have to? What I mean is who here knows they are pretty low in value and therefore willing to settle with someone else who is superficially and conventionally considered low in value. I'm asking because I'm wondering if it's possible to find someone out there willing to love someone like me.
Can literally anyone else relate to this sentiment? If not then I'm leaving this place forever, it truly is full of assholes. I literally just want someone to love me. Everyone on this board so entitled they can't relate to that?
Mexichan is cute! Cute!
>Started going to the gym 5 or so months ago. Going 5 days a week...gains are steady but I look much better than the scrawny fuck I was 5 months ago
>Changed my diet, started eating healthier, taking multivitamins etc
>Improved my hygeine a lot
>Quit drinking, smoking, and even watching porn/fapping for 5 months
>Rarely post on 4chan or play vidyas
>Changed my style; instead of looking like...
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>wanted to be a cute girl since I was a child
>people say asians are feminine already so it's easy for them to become traps
>hear lots of good things about people transitioning and being happy
Should I just give in and fall for the tranny meme? How do I start?
>tfw 6'0 manlet
>tfw 129 IQ brainlet
>tfw 7/10 looklet
>tfw 6.5 inch dicklet
Is there any point in continuing to live?
>tfw 85 IQ
>tfw probably like 3/10, maybe, on a good day
>tfw 3" dick
i know you're doing the shitposting thing where you pretend to be average and that's bad but it really sucks being far below average.
Attention all fags and traps
I'm 19, white, 6'1, /fit/, and lonely.
>What's a good way or place to hook up with a cute femboy or trans?
Girls don't seem seem to show any interest in me, and I'm bicurious anyway, so I want to get some boipucci.
>time 2 fap
>not really in the mood, bit bored and tempted to just stop
>suddenly start moaning and squirming like a girl
>throw my head back and nut harder than i've ever nut in my life
should i just fucking kill myself?
>tfw i'm the weird neighbor
>tfw all your neighbors are weirder or more annoying than you
>guy across the street cuts big boulders in half and scatters them about the lawn
>his tenant wears overall shorts all year long and wears a conductor hat and his car makes train noises when backing up
>next door is a black family with two 20-something daughters, constantly have randos driving to their house in the middle of the night trying to fuck them or something, also they throw a lot of parties
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Other than yourselves, do you guys actually know any forever virgins in real life?
Two actually, they're both special cases though, think visible stupidity, like there is some defect and their brains process information very slowly to the point where you can hear the wheels turn before something happens.
Don't think I'm like that but maybe I'm blind to my own flaws in that regard.
I don't think I'll be a forever virgin. I'm working really hard to lose weight and I'm becoming more and more confident with myself everyday.
That being said, one of friends probably will. He's severely acne ridden, has horrible hygiene, no ability to dress well, manlet, severely skele, just kind of ugly, unwilling to take any advice whatsoever, clocks in 8+ hours of vidya a day, exclusively listens to classical and vidya soundtracks, in his fifth year of community college, lives at home.
I feel like he's going to kill himself eventually.
I know one, he's 27 and works full time. Has a lot of friends and stuff, goes out, likes sports, has a nice car and clothes, etc. I don't know why he hasn't gotten laid maybe he just doesn't want to.
I want to text her but i don't know how to initiate conversation
post a funny image or tumblr post
it helps to have something relatable or relevant to ether of your interests
if you really want their attention intentionally misspell something and then Correct* yourself, shes probably not going to think anything of that
the most important part however is
just be yourself :^)