I've been chatting with a cute girl in my class and she laughs at my unfunny jokes, and she laughs too much at my mildly funny ones. Hopefully I'll be leaving you soon, /r9k/.
This shit owns. Start taking it /r9k/. It changed my life for the better.
Do women actually enjoy rape?
how do i slay the pussy asap requesting help
don't say things like "slay the pussy"
Say "In my experience older women tend to know what they want and how to handle themselves"
eat her out first, then when you fuck her and come in thirty seconds she won't be too sad
>parents always bragged tgat they never kept and secrets or details of sex secret
>meanwhile "son, a mans ding dong and a womans vagina is what makes a baby"
>asks mom what masturbation is
>tells me its something "nasty" and its when you "touch your ding dong"
>laugh and tell her every guy has to touch their ding dong to pee and ive done that thousands of time
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I'm thinking about buying a skateboard, even though I'm too old for this shit (25) and I rarely see anyone above the age of 12 skating in my city. I don't think that skating would make me more of a loser than sitting in my room all day.
Have you guys considered getting a skateboard? It looks pretty fun and it's something that you can improve at.
>"Oh I'm sorry, is this your seat? My husband and I wanted to sit together since we're on our honeymoon. You don't mind swapping seats so we can sit together, do you?"
Anyone else find her adorable?
Treating women like shit is so hard in real life
It makes me cringe
im only 1 way with women
girls tell me all the time im nice
but really deep down i have misogynist thoughts and truly bitter distaste for women
but i can never express the feelings i truly harbor
>"you can be mean to me anon, you don't need to always be nice"
the last girl i hanged out with said these words to me
I have a lot of really negative thoughts about 80% of women. I think almost all of them are total whores and have no worth. I they're witches that only care about themselves.
But the moment I hold any level of affection towards a girl she becomes a queen. I can't help it. They're instantly above me and deserve nothing but the best.
Maybe try a step towards it by trying to be more assertive. That doesn't take much and you don't need to be insulting. Make declaratory statements without qualifying them by saying, 'maybe' 'i think...'.
If you want to ask a girl out, say 'let's go to...' 'i'm taking you to...' instead of actually phrasing the thing in a direct question. If she says no to that, she would have also said no to a more politely phrased question, so it's not...
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You still view them as people.
This is where you fuck up.
Just got prescribed 20mg of Prozac, what should I expect? Depression is a big problem for me but I am also anxious/paranoid about a lot of things, to the point where I sometimes question my sanity. How much can I expect it to help? Give me success stories or horror stories
You won't notice it at first. It has to build up in your system. After a few weeks you will start to feel less anxiety and be happier. At least, that's how I reacted. But everyone is different.
>go to college
>have nervous breakdown
>get prescribed antidepressants
>feel dull and tired on them
>penis also stops working
>still have anxiety and depression every day
say no to the pharmaceutical jew
Who here only masturbates to anime girls?
Post what your listening to
Felt like listening to something Clams Casino produced, but it's super flat in terms of rapping.
Pretty disappointing $B release desu
/fit/ is for Chad's. How do I lose weight without doing anything?
STOP WITH ALL THE FUCKING FEMANON THREADS YOU FUCKING NORMIES AND ATTENTIONWHORES
GET OUT OF MY BOARD RRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
Have you found a black cock yet, white boys?
Every robot fag I skype with is white so no
I had a nice mixed-race twink dick but I screwed it up being weird
>it's the secret bathroom dream again
Begone, normo. This facebook meme is dead.
Do you think a 6'1" high test robot
with diagnosed autismhas chad potential? my cock is only average
How the fuck do I meet new people or get a girl friend? I'm on house arrest and can't leave my parents house. And the nearest town is a 30 minute drive. I have a couple hobbies and shit but I'm so bored and lonely. I'm not ugly but I'm so bad at conversation and have social anxiety.
Pic related. Are some benzos got a glass of scotch and a smoke going. Listening to some Leonard Cohen.
Bumping with my shitty praise kek tattoo I did myself with homemade tattoo gun
>roommate always wants the blackout blinds in our dorm room up so he can get sunlight
How do I deal with this?
What does r9k think of the Great Gatsby?
Why does she look upset?
I wish I was bullied by that many cocks
How do I stop hating myself?
I can't make friends because I feel like I don't deserve it.
It hurts.. when I think about this
I HAVE SEVERE ANXIETY AND I SERIOUSLY CONTEMPLATE KILLING MYSELF EVERY DAY
if you successfully connected into our internet and achieved to learn our language i have this message to you.
I can't live on this damned planet anymore. If you will visit it in the near future please take me with you. I don't want to kill myself without knowing that alien life forms exist.
You can find me on the planetary coordinates of 52.397842 degrees Latitude and 9.725658 degrees Longitude.
Pls help me and bring me far away from this shithole what is called planet Earth
Ayy lmaos won't hear your message, unless they have their own satellites circling our planet. This is highly unlikely, and you will never be taken away. If you were to be taken away, however, they would probably just perform dr. Mengele style experiments on you. I doubt you want that. Lastly, ayylmaos won't reveal themselves so you won't kill yourself. If ayys really did know about us, you are so insignificant that they wouldn't care to blow their cover to save your pathetic life.
>they would probably just perform dr. Mengele style experiments on you
I welcome any genetic modification they perform on me
>you are so insignificant that they wouldn't care to blow their cover to save your pathetic life
Maybe they are a species with a super high developed feeling sense so that they will integrate me into their civilization because i'm the next of their kind here on earth
>tfw no skinny fembot to let me lick her armpits
Armpits are sexy.
Arms in general are the sexiest part of a girl.
>girl said, with a smile, I smell nice in my intro german class
AM I GOING TO MAKE IT BOYS?!
How do you know she's not just being nice?
Look at yourself in the mirror and look in the past, are you attractive? has a girl ever been interested in you?
If not then don't do anything about it because you're just going to end up in pain, if yes then go ahead, make a move and fuck off from this board
How unattractive is this ?
>Just realized I wasted best years of my life with video games, movies and hentai manga
What the fuck do I do? Marry the first hamplanet I can get? Just keep living my usual asocial life?
find a hamplanet who's into video games and hentai?
Either continue the path that you're on, or don't.
>tfw in the same boat
Literally just want a decent paying job so I can move out and have my relatives fuck off 2bh