do i have any hope of a gf?
>tfw extremely quiet even in social situations
>got a gf for xmas
>she thinks im weird and quiet
>she told her mom I was weird when she asked what I was like
>she tells me she really likes me and has a huge crush on me
I dont get it. I thought a shy loser like me couldnt get a gf. She even says herself im really shy and weird
My life has been a lie. I am not a human. I am dog.
Why do we obsess over having likes/comments on things?
You guys here are talking about being beta and autism but why don't you just become chad?
Ok if you can tell me a way to put on 50 pounds of muscle, gain some height, sculpt my face to make it more chiseled, and make my depression and social anxiety vanish overnight let me know and I'll become a Chad for you.
I don't even want to be a Chad I'm ok with who I am I JUST WANT A GF.
Hey guys, got any dank meme paypays for me? xD
https://www facebook com/mickeydmemes/videos/1528933274065815/
TFW RPGs know me
Why do women base an entire person's worth for a potential relationship through text messages on the internet or through sms texting?
It's fucking stupid, personality, character etc etc is hard to convey through text based messages, so why not give that guy a chance beyond that? I've fucked up so many chances with women because they get initially turned off by the way I "type"
How does one learn to type like someone interesting and sociable?
I'm sure like me a lot of people on r9k come off as overly formal and uninterested to normies. I just can't use emojis without feeling cringy and i feel like my conversations die because they "dont go anywhere". Surprisingly I've had a lot of improvement in my convos just using senpai and desu and lmao a fuckton.
I'm leaving for the 4th Dimension on my Merkaba.
>Parents caught me wanking to Mommy ASMR video
fuck even porn would be less awkward than this
I was at my parents house for the holiday and I didnt want to go to any porn sites so I just wanked to this vid on youtube didnt even get to finish but now im so fucking upset I cant
>tfw no comfortable with pooping gf
Would you have sex with a robot if it looked and acted exactly like a real human, but was programmed to want you?
Why do people on here complain about how hard college is? I got a great GPA and barely even studied lmao!
>those fucking classes
I know this is bait but plenty of people actually think like OP.
How do skinny girls' armpits smell?
Do they smell like mine after a long day? Stinky in a good way? Or do they never get that ripe since I have hairy armpits?
I would love to smell a skinny lady's armpits, not a fat girl though. The stink would be disgusting I think.
Nah skinny girls' armpits don't stink because they usually have a nice diet. The smell is kind of hard to describe; it's basically just skin with a slight tang to it. I don't know if pheromones are pseudoscience bullshit, but if they are real then it totally smells like pheromones; it makes me super horny.
Girls are usually super shy about their armpits for some reason, but once you lick them, it's real nice.
Isn't Hedonism the only truth in life?
If something feels good, do more of it.
Life has no meaning, what else is the best use of our limited youth and life but seeking pleasure?
i agree. whenever i find drugs, i do em. whenever i see tasty food, i eat it. whenever i see something unguarded, i vandalize it
fuck everything and everyone because we're all gonna die
The problem with hedonism is it's usually a zero sum game.
You can be hedonist in your youth but when you get older the repercussions will come.
No education, no good job, no desire to be productive will make you one poor sad fuck soon enough.
Especially for millennials, we are already royally fucked as is. If you fuck up your youth it's game over.
We don't have social security or any safety nets.