>tfw no horsecock futa gf to get high and snuggle with at 3 AM while slowly falling asleep to parks and rec episodes
I like this feel
I dont feel this feel, but I like it
>mfw my smegma is turning yellow under my uncut diamond
>mfw phismosis and never washed my peepee
I had this too for years OP
Bath in warm water and try every day to pull your foreskin back a bit more. It's probably glued to the head of your dick so you need to put in some pressure but it is worth it in the end.
Takes about 1-2 weeks to fully get it back and heal
I hate Jesus because he didn't send me a gf ;_; I prayed but He didn't listen.
>"I'm totally the son of god guys"
>people believe him
Cucked the entire world pham
Is anyone just numb here?
And I don't mean that edgy bullshit numb where you hide your feelings because you want to be different or feel like "christmas is overrated"
I mean actually dead inside. There's nothing left for you and no reason to live.
>tfw no gf like this one
why even fuckin live
DANCING IS WHAT CLEANS MY SOUL
DANCING IS WHAT KEEPS ME WHOLE
Just finished driving 14hrs with a couple of mates, currently in a hotel
>friend is asleep on the bed next to me
>noticed he has a boner
>jerked him off in his sleep
>put his hand on his cock and woke him up
he is now embarrassed should I tell him? Does this make me gay? I had to let it out r9k
Pic related, him on bed
There is a secret world of endless desire, sex and validation that you have not been invited into. The daily experience of Chads and Staceys is so far beyond what a beta can imagine.
Pls no pics, wondering what goes on in the mind of someone with a poop fetish.
Does poop taste good to them, how do you get off of poop, by looking at it?
Do you have to eat it to get off.
Do you have to rub it all over you.
Does it smell good to you or something?
How far does your fetish go?
What are you thinking when you think of poop.
Are you able to rationalize your fetish, put it into words that makes it sound attractive?
>Does poop taste good to them,
>how do you get off of poop, by looking at it?
For many, it is about a girl being dirty. Women often seem perfect and porcelain and flawless, so the idea that they do disgusting dirty things becomes exciting. A lot of men are into sweat or BO for similar reasons. So, yes, some do get off on just watching it. The other big subset of scat fetishists is people who are attracted to consumption or being shit on as...
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Guys I'm literally on my second day of nofap, and fuck I can't recall being this horny in years. Doesn't help that I browse this board and that there's a fucking tonne of fappable porn here
Stop browsing here until your 10th day of no fap
Once you've reached the 10th day, try for the 20-day mark
Once you've reached the 20-day mark, try for the 30-day mark
Once you've done that, nofap will have become a habit. It'll be easier to keep up. Don't come back here. For your own sake.
your waifu is a WHORE
top kek it seems /r9k/ has been cucked again
I'm numb at this point pham. I assume all females are whores by default.
Just moved into a new place.
What the heck do you put on the walls? They're so bare and depressing.
Is it douchey to put vinyl records on the wall?
>there are people that share the planet with you that actually think this way
I know its hard but you just gotta try.
Sitting in bed all day and feeling sorry for yourself won't get you anywhere.
>Anon its time you stopped wearing cargo shorts, hoodies and running shoes and started dressing like an adult. I'll help you.
>Anon its time you stopped wearing cargo shorts, hoodies and running shoes and started dressing like an adult.
If said by itself, I would tell her that I do my best but I'm not going to agonize over my autistic fashion sense because normies are obsessed with it
>I'll help you.
But if said with this, I would graciously accept while also being just as honest that I have autistic fashion sense