If you're a cyborg, can you have sex?
A Cyborg is a robot that actually tries, so yes.
PSA: Listen up lads. The moment you start not taking young women seriously and treating them as small children is the moment you gain superiority over them. Yeah, it may sound misogynistic...sure its not respectful to women. At first, do not take them seriously at all and if they are relationship material, then start to build respect for them. That is all.
Is it okay to like blue cheese?
What do you guys think about this? I found it on a magical chan and they seem to have mixed opinions on it. He is a regular poster apparently. Is he one of us? too early to tell?
who /gauntface/ here?
19 bmi here. Constantly told I look tired and on drugs. This may be why I'm a robot.
Your face is gaunt because you have brain damage/ development dirpsorder and your brain is not sending nerve signals to the muscles in your face.
Take stimulant like Ritalin and your face will change you may even be good looking and a hit with the ladies.
Stimulants speed up the brain and will allow nerve signals to your facial muscles giving you a fuller face.
another thing I can relate with.
I swear I am so fucked. I guess it's only appropriate I have this disease as well.
Would any girl ever be into a guy like this, or looks like me. The answer is still no. And always will be no unless I find some way to look like david beckham then I can land some desperate used up bar sluts because I'd definitely be too lazy and poor to get the whole personality/good qualities part down.
fuck my life fum
Only 364 sleeps until Christmas.
What are your opinions on Vladimir Putin? Please redpill me on him.
I know this seems more like a /pol/ topic but I wanted to hear it from the bots.
ITT Commercials you actually don't mind/kinda like
>The Free Credit Report commercials
I used to know all of the songs and led my class in a sing along of one of them a while back. Genuinely catchy tunes, good commercial
>that new Progressive commercial
It's sorta spoofing all of those cliche 80's commercials with the cheesy piano music. At the end she says "aren't you lactose intolerant?" And the guy says "this isn't lactose, it's milk"... Ha....
NOW WATCH ME WHlP (KlLLlT)
NOW WATCH ME NAE NAE (OKAY)
NOW WATCH ME BOP BOP BOP (BOP EM)
BOP BOP BOP BOP (BOP EM)
What did you get for Christmas robots?
I got nothing as a 19 year old. No father, and a mentally ill homeless mother. Living alone though, pushing carts and cleaning shit off toilets. But hey to top things off for Christmas I had a deranged drug addict high as a kite attack me outside my apartment complex when all I wanted was to go get something to drink and enjoy a nice peaceful bike ride(cause I can't afford a car) up the street. Cops didn't arrest him even though he was obviously trespassing and all they promised was to "encourage him to go on his way."...
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WE JUST WALKED IN THA BUILDIN'
>too old to unlock full spiritual potential
>too young to be a hermit
You're never too young to be a hermit, Satan. I'm only 20 and I just bought a piece of land that I'm going to build a cabin on in the Spring. At most I'm going to have to make contact with the outside world once a month for supplies and hopefully I'll be able to reduce that to even less frequently.
Why haven't you gotten yourself an uggo gf /r9k/?
how to remove the black dots? any1 tried duct tape?
Take a black tube sock like pic related, and if you don't have black, that's fine. It's just easier to see the shit.
Anyways, take the sock, wrap the "entrance" or whatever around your nose tight as fuck and pull down and it should pull that shit out. Also, make sure you clean your nose out before doing this, because if you have boogers or some shit in your nose, it'll hurt like a fuckin' bitch. Goodluck anon.
I like them. They look like a dogs nose.