>erp with some autistic kid i meet on omegle
>literally the best shit ever
>he tells me i was good and leaves
>erp with fucking cleverbot unsuccessfully
I am too autistic to ask people to do this with me, in omegle, he just didn't give a shit and asked me out of the blue. How do I find someone to do this with?
I love ERP, I usually find people on omegle under tags for my fetishes or I find people on 4chan and swap contact info real fast.
What are you into, OP? You may have more or fewer options based on your kinks
>Nothing will be different next year, Anon.
How do you avoid awkwardness when asking a girl out on a date that you've been friends with for 2-3 years and have hung out with a lot?
its terrifying me
Do NOT ask her out on a date yet. You will be rejected if you go in cold.
You have to figure out a way to build romantic/sexual tension first.
Change your clothes and get a new hobby so she sees you as a different person.
Get more physical with her slowly and gauge her reaction. Ideally, it will just "happen" without a formal declaration.
I strongly recommend against asking out a girl you have known that long.
If you have known her that long and neither of you has made a move, chances are she assumes that you never will and has written you off as just a friend.
>Get mid masturbating with onahole
>feel disgusted with myself
Anybody else know that mid masturbation disgust feel?
Especially NW Indiana ahaha fuckin' Illinois scum you're all gona fel the pain
Who else disgusted of having sex with women just because they have vaginas? No matter how clean they might get, they still disgust the hell out of me. Why can't all women have boyclits like this goddess?
Back to work, wagecuck.
What's the problem? Dried up sex life? Your boss is fucking you enough though, isn't he?
Why do you guys hate blacks? It's not like any of us had a choice which race we were born to.
>tfw you get a 10/10 qt blonde on tinder to match you
>tfw she doesen't respond
Why me? why would the world play such a cruel fucking joke 1 day after Christmas?
What did i do wrong?
what are the best christmas and post christmas drugs?
Amphetamines and marijuana.
Chad on the outside
Shy dipshit inside
kill yourself. No one else. You're just a stupid normie fuck.
You just admitted to being a chad. Gtfo. There's no redeeming here
>Found out the girl I've been crushing on for the past 8 months has a boyfriend
Kind of refreshing. Now I can get over her.
Did anybody get a worse Christmas gift than me? I'd rather have got nothing. My older sister and her husband got me a half-sized refrigerator for my basement because they know I waste all of my time on the computer there. But it's also used and filthy on the inside. And it would just increase the electric bill price, and wouldn't have a use anyway since I could just take 10 steps to go upstairs to the refrigerator in the kitchen, anyway. A complete waste of space, I have to waste time dumping it somewhere.
>computer can't run the new fallout game
>decide to download fallout 3 instead
>download time: 18 hours
>internet is too slow to do anything but let the game download, can't even read a manga online while fallout downloads
I know that feel except my computer runs fallout 4 fine.
>internet is marginal
>if family do ANYTHING my ping in CSGO goes from 15 to 150
>I'm global elite and literally cannot compete in any meaningful way without perfect internet
>Be Syrian refugee
>Get internet access in camp
>For some reason go on 4chan
>See first world faggot bitch about Steam download times
>Mfw my mother got killed in front of me by ISIS....
What are some robot tier books?
Books about life, death, depression and anxiety etc.