Hey space robots, fembots here. How do I look?
hows your hairline, robots?
how can i make money by sitting on my ass and doing nothing. Hard mode: no neet/autism bux or mooching off someone.
How the frick do you get QT's here.
Same rules as okcupid and shit senpai. Gotta be attractive. You get a huge bonus though because:
1) 99% of the dudes on the site are awkward as fuck. Just look at any cute girl's picture comments. Indian-tier cringe shit
2) The fact that you know English is obviously a huge boost and it makes getting replies way easier.
A lot of girls put "NOT LOOKING FOR RELATIONSHIP" etc. in their profile but that's to deter creepy fucking indian guys who want to jerk off on cam with them. Just ask if they're single early-on.
Flirting is a bit tougher...
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my chilean friend doesn't like tamales how do I kill him?
>whose your favorite shark?
(from left to right: Mark Cuban, Barbara Corcoran, Daymond John, Kevin 'O Leary, Lori Greiner, Robert Herjavec)
>have you ever bought a product from the show? How was it?
>do you have an idea for an invention that you could theoretically pitch to them?
>dating hot girl
>thinks racism is bad
I see now why men are so miserable all the time.
I'll never find a 4chan-tier grill that's also hot
>Found a girl that's racist
>Fucked it up
A-At least i know they actually exist now
Do girls experience love? Or are they all just money grubbing parasites.
Depends on the woman's past partners. If she got dumped before its more likely shes a money grubbing parasite. If the woman is dating her first guy shes like "OMG HES MY ONE." After things go south in a couple relationships they don't believe in love anymore.
What's stopping you /r9k/
Why are you not the person you always wanted to be?
Rules you'd like to see introduced to /r9k/
>Being a nigger should be a bannable offense
How do I save this
Show her examples of talented autists and try to equate with her talents. If she doesn't have any, she probably still has talent as a cock sucker. Or cooking. Or neither. Good luck either way, kek
>He doesn't like clubing, probably antisocial or something
WHY?! I was a robot as a kid but it just keeps getting worse, now 2nd year in uni all people around me is "go out" or "go clubing" and I can't stand it. My flat mates invite me but I just keep looking at the clock waiting for it to be over, how do people enjoy this shit
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO
When are you going to settle down and marry a nice girl?
>tfw at christmas gathering my cousin with a fat ass sits next to me on the couch wearing short shorts and the bare skin of her thick thighs are touching my legs
>tfw i got a diamond rock hard boner