I've schizophrenia AMA
Fucking starting uni tomorrow
anyone else started or about to start?
shitting bricks, never talked to anyone for 2 years in college and don't wanna start now
so far the people from the induction day looked like major normies
uni stories thread?
you can leave highschool at 16 and go to college for 2 years and then either get a job or go to uni which is like college in the us or you can stay in school and attend sixth form which is just like college but at the school still, then you can leave and go uni or get a job
i have a couple, second one is probably better
>first day of japanese, picked it because it was called the hardest minor in the south
>some weird girl dressed in gothic lolita clothes
>after class be walking back from dorm, she runs up to me pure animu style and we small talk
>end of conversation she does the hand phone gesture to her face
>like a full autismo i completely ignore she was asking me for my number, say...
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>it's full of people white knighting the fuck out of an ugly woman, ugly tranny, or fat woman
>it's full of ugly women, ugly trannies, or fat women
Would you be OK with a fat girl? Would you rather stay a KV for the rest of your life or settle with a chubster?
I'm okay with chubby. Your pic is a good example of the kind of chubby which I'm sexually attracted to. I would do everything to the girl in your image. In some ways I think I'd enjoy fucking a girl like that more because I would feel like inadequate. Plus it's easier to imagine actually happening. That makes it feel hotter.
Does your mom still cook for you?
anyway, post milfs and straight shota ITT
>all those people in the 1600s who got burnt alive because someone thought they were a witch
man people were dumb as fuck
you know i think the whole witch thing was anyone somebody didn't like. small communities used it as an excuse to kill off the weaker members, the sick members, and those that were suspected of crimes without enough evidence to actually prove.
i could be mistaken but it seems people were just more proactive in weeding out the weak under the guise of witches.
Does anyone else think that no matter if we even have a very happy life from here on, the longer it's delayed, the lower our overall quality of life will be.
Even if we have 40-50 years of semi decent life, we've still got a decade and growing of cancer to add to it
>guy I know is literally a grunt at a call centre on 16k a year
>I have a good job on 28k a year out of uni
So why does he have a gf and I don't?
I can keep a woman in much more lavish surroundings
ITT: We cheer up other anons
Cheer up anon! At least you don't live in Detroit
Hey guys im making a whatsapp groupchat if you wanna join post number or send to me and ill add
+1 (954) 681 9866
Will bump with p0rn and V A P O R W A V E
h-hello anon...um, w-would you maybe like to j-join my discord server?? I-it's a
l-lewd boy server...b-but it's also a comfy server too!
I-if you'd like to join, please have this link! It's good for one hour!
>the desire to murder stutterposting animeposters is back again
Let's just get a good old feel thread going. General sadness and melancholy, post what's burdening you here.
I'm away from home, and my phone broke so I have no way of calling home. It also means I'm out of an alarm clock so I might be late to classes. I just feel melancholic and detached in general these days, I made this thread so other Anons could share their feels, but apparently they're busy posting elsewhere
The rise of the alt-right has been shocking. I go on Facebook and see people openly talking about hating refugees, hating liberal politicians, wanting a wall, deporting illegals, being against the NWO, reposting racial theories ect. ect.
It made me think, if a fringe movement like the alt-right is going mainstream, could there be a "robot" uprising in the future as well?
I would not be surprised to see all of the silent outcasts and alternative-ish people crawling out of their basements to start telling basic ass hole nomries to fuck off. Imagine if...
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imagine living in an age where roasties were actually called out for playing mind games and using their pussies as leverage. Where feminism is mocked and feminist women were not touched with a ten foot pole.
How do I talk to girls, /r9k/?
Roll for your delinquentfu, robots
ABUSE CHILD WITHOUT GREAT BODILY HARM
Ever notice that autistic people are annoyingly polite? No wonder Stacies hate nice guys!
I mean, the guys we're talking about are like, "Excuse me, ma'am. I would just like to start by telling you that you are gorgeous. I know that you must have a busy life, but if you had the time and weren't opposed to the idea, would you mind going on a date with me? If not, don't worry about it, and thank you for taking the time to listen to my request."
If chad is polite women LOVE it.
It's not the politeness that's the problem. It's that, behind that, the autist is a transparently manipulative, self-serving, arrogant, and immensely insecure person.
>tfw it's your birthday today but no one will say happy birthday to you
Who else /virgo/, most robot of star signs here? Bonus points if you're also INTJ.
Last year on this day I had started a pretty big meme generating ten threads a day getting spread across multiple sites but when I said it was my birthday in an OP no one a knowledge it even though other people said it was there's in the same thread and we're getting like 20 yous. That's a pretty specific feel.
>mfw a fat girl starts talking to me
>fat girl is talking to me
>can smell her disgustingly sweet soda-smelling b.o
fucking god you fat people make me want to vomit
>tfw never get any attention from legitimately cute girls
>somehow have an inbuilt magnet for repulsive whales
seriously, i've had dozens of hamplanets come up and ask me out/say lewd shit to me
i cant deal with it
For her phone number. 3 weeks in college now, got 2 lessons with her and we chatted today after class in the library, seemed real interested in me but i only knew her name as of today. too early, maybe next time we talk and maybe she tells me a story or something, i'll ask her as the bell goes? how do i ask her, "oh and i'm forgetting, can i have your phone number?" as i end sentence, sounds good?
>inb4 fuck off normie
Like this but a lot darker and she was up to my shoulder which probably helped
What are your favorite asmr channels?
This is one of mine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orD6yIilR0A
>first women had to prostitute themselves irl to get money from men
>then they had to do it only on cam with a few men
>then they had to masturbate only
>then they didn't even had to get naked just tease
>then all they had to do was to play some video games
>now they only need to whisper some cringy stuff to a mic and betas throw money at them
You are the problem.
I don't listen to whisper stuff though. It does nothing for me.
>Made a pepe drawing
>tell me if it sucks or not
Not too bad me m8
All that's left is to give it energy with your rees now friend
Say it with me!! Reeee! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! Say it with me, friend! ReeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Daily reminder that "sexual liberation xD" was a subversive meme.
Don't waste time if she's not a virgin
>tfw your whole life consists of reading and thinking about what women are attracted to, and ruminating over how inadequate you are
And why is it Ice_Poseidon?
apparently masturbation feels better when your uncircumcised
i want my skin back you cucks
I got my skin sleeve and when i cum i close the hole so i can save tissue
> not swallowing your own load to save tissue
>tfw when i went to school i used to keep my eraser in my foreskin because faggots kept stealing them from me
>why don't you just get an x gf?
>why don't you just date a fat girl they're easy lol
they don't want me
Oh, Pepe, I don't even know you anymore.
Let's go back to 2012 for a moment and indulge in Pepe's older brother, Foul Bachelor Frog. Always had a love for those threads, and haven't seen one in years.
Oh FBF I have missed you
Gonna post some pseudo OC inspired by memories of past frogs I remember being able to relate to.
Fuck this shit man I'm gonna take control of my pathetic life and I'm going to make the most of, it there's got to be a way out of this mess
Who would win a fight? A wrestler or a boxer?
this is what the UFC was founded for
the early UFCs determined that if the striker doesn't know enough grappling to stop the grappler from taking them down, the grappler will almost always win
and if the striker did know enough grappling, they would beat them up
so the grapplers needed to learn striking too
thus creating the modern mma fighter that knows both to widely varying degrees
>Chad treats her the meanest
>She still takes his penis
>you buy her flowers and pralines
>chad puts his throbbing rod into her pussy
>tfw cant piss on public toilets
Im the only one here? I get anxious af and cant piss unless im fully alone