Fembots: How cute is your butthole?
Robots: How cute is your butthole?
Both: Would you lick someone eleses butthole? Have you? Would you like yours licked/fingered/fucked?
Not invited: Scatfags
For how much longer do you think you'll be a virgin?
You seed torrents don't you, /r9k/?
Daily reminder that you're a normie if you
>don't watch anime
>don't see the value in watching anime
>don't enjoy moeshit
>don't understand that anime is enjoyable because it is formulaic and campy
>dislike reading subtitles
>fap to anything other than cartoons
that is all.
I get some things at face value about the human race scientifically.
Like how blacks have sickle cell to fight fucking malaria, or melanin and shit for hotter climates to prevent skin cancer from over exposure to UV rays.
But why are asians' eyes slanted/squinted?
The genetic variables are interesting to me.
Pretty obvious if you think about it. Their eyes are slanted like that because they look at computers so much. I mean think about it, even their language sounds computerized and robotic. Ching cao ko ring rao. They are an advanced race of robot computer people
Asians love rice and slit eyes remind them of grains of rice, so they preferred mates with rice-like eyes, and over time this trait proliferated to the point where they became the slant eyed bastards they are today.
>have work friend
>become pretty decent friends over the span of a few months
>have a cookout at another coworker's house
>friend shows up late and wrecks his car 100 feet from the house
>he's so pissed that he doesn't thank the host's husband for helping him get his car unfucked
>leaves in anger and the host and her husband are fucking livid
>I, as his closest friend, tell them he acted very immaturely and that it's not their fault
>do my best to calm them down without really ragging on the guy hard behind his back despite him deserving it
3 days later, back at work
>rage-friend is acting super fucking weird, won't talk to any of us
>avoids us at every turn
>does this for three weeks
>I finally ask him what's up via Facebook because I didn't want to trigger him
>assumed he was just embarrassed this whole time about being a fucking psycho
>proceeds to tell me I'm not loyal and that he heard I said overly nasty things about him
Jesus fucking christ. I'm not fucking around with people who I know are emotionally unstable anymore. Fuck them all. Merry fucking Christmas, you miserable fucks.
Unfortunately I'm in the latter half of my 20s and so is this guy. I'm in shock that people haven't grown up by this age. It's shocking. This is the adult world if you don't have a really good job apparently. Shitty people never grow up.
>Fapping is completely healthy and good for you
>tfw no average r9k gf to spend Christmas with
>mfw gays and trannies are sex-having normies and think their discrimination and rejection from conservative members of society qualifies them as "not normie" when in reality they most definitely are normies just a different sect and so they need to stop browsing this place now humblebragging about the sex they had etc
trannys are pathetic, they're just a bunch of guys that cut their dicks off b/c they think being a girl = more sex.
it's the truth too, but they're cucking themselves in the worst way.
How do I proceed guys?
send her a dick pic
fuck you mrroboto!!!!
What do you think of how rich people are going to be able to take much better care of themselves than poor people in the future. It's going to get to the point where 50 years old isn't even "old" if you've got access to the right technology, supplements, medication, and the means to take care of yourself. Rich people will be living to be 100 years old on average in a short amount of time.
While the rest of us become obese diabetics and die at 59.
pic related, 24 year old woman and her mother, can you tell which is which?
> do something beneficial to survival
> get dopamine release
we're just dogs who keep doing tricks for rewards, and it means nothing. we're slaves.. machines.. doomed to watch our motions run their course until we run out of batteries, and no matter how badly we want to change or be someone different, we can't.
how do we deal with this feel?
why aren't you skinny /r9k/?
I'm fucking trying but hunger and withdrawal from my usual pattern of eating is savage
>tfw relative by marriage is trying to hook me up with their child(non blood related) by telling me:
>She's a virgin
>She'll probably break up with the guy she's dating now
>She likes to stay at home a lot like I do
She's probably not actually a virgin if she's dating someone right now. She probably lets her parents believe it tho.
Wait and see if she breaks up with him. Or don't wait, just find someone else who is not entangles in your in laws to avoid future drama if it doesn't work out between you two.
Watching Hateful8 and the scene before the intermission left everyone speechless and cucked.