Who else got revenge on their normie family this Christmas? 20 people invaded my houses, forcing my retreat to my room. But secretly, I had won. The food had been prepared a few days before, and unbeknownst to everyone by balls had brushed against the feast and the utensils had been wiped against my anus.
What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you think of a normie?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?!?!?!?!????
THIS ISNT FUCKING REDDIT YOU STUPID NIP CUNT TENTACLE FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
STOP FUCKING MESSING WITH MY IMAGE BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Who else here /christmas/?
It's still Christmas here, and I just woke up since I finished marathoning LoGH last night. Only thing I got was some cash. I find holidays like Christmas to be mostly bad because the happiness gap between normie and robot is intensified.
I'M SO FUCKING HOT, I'M SWEATING IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING WINTER
FUCK EL NINO
FUCK GLOBAL WARMING
FUCK MY SHITTY CEILING FAN THAT DOESN'T DO SHIT TO KEEP ME COOL
ITT: memes that make you feel comfy
Somethinf about gondola makes me comfy, even though he is poorly drawn, i think its his silence and how usually the scenery around him is, although crude, actually kind beautiful. I would actually call gondolas art.
SpongeBob reaction images.
It reminds me of when I was happy.
Have you ever been fired? i was fired from a farm in north dakota for not being as fast as the mexicans working there. In just 1 month 7 guys were fired from the same position before me. I had to stop every 15 min to drink water, otherwise i would faint. The only requirement was being able to lift 75 pound according to the ad. Once there you had to do it hundred of times in the heat while wearing a suit. Hot as hell. $13/hr with plenty of overtime. What a great opportunity missed
I got fired once for telling my manager she was a cunt.
I called her like 30 minutes before I had to be at work telling her I was gonna be a little late because I had to pick up my friend whose car had broken down on the side of the highway about 20 miles out of town. She responded by saying that if I didn't get there on time she was going to fire me so I called her a cunt, hung up the phone and went to go get my friend.
>I've convinced all of my friends and family through social media and elaborate lies that: I'm some kind of natural computer wiz who is super laid back and spends all his time smoking weed and working with computers
>they all think I just truly don't give a fuck about what people think of me and they see me as a super cool guy
>in reality, the complete opposite is true
>I spend all of my time coming up with super detailed bullshit to make...
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Many, many seemingly confident people are still terrified on the inside. "Fake it until you make it".
As for the rest of it: you need to figure out why you're lying in the first place. People calling you out is secondary to not doing it in the first place.
>When my grandfather passed away he left me shit loads of money that I told no one, not even family, about.
>Family/friends think I worked hard and managed to pull off a few awesome investments.
>Friends joke that I'm an international man of leisure. Really I just spend lots of time in asia because my money goes so much further there.
You'll cowards don't even fiddle kids high on crack in your rap videos
What the fuck are you doing with your lives losers?
>go on omegle
>turn on webcam but mute mic
>open porn in another tab
>pretend to talk to people but because of my autism eye contact is impossible
>they dont know that I cant see them
Who else does this?
im sort of autistic too. my problem is i can look people in the eyes but my brain turns into mush and can't listen to what they're saying, or know of how to respond. when i look someone in the eyes i feel like i'm seeing them seeing me or something like some kind of feedback loop
Merry Christmas everyone.
I'm tired. Sorry I haven't made this thread in a while
Ugh when are females going to realize this
Hey? Can you guys rate? I'm really upset rn, my brother just came in with his roastie gf and they were kissing while im trying to chill on the laptop, and I'm crying inside cause why can't I get a gf? He's like 6'4'' and then I'm 5'5'' and we dont even have different dads. I'm kinda built, I work out a lot and I'm military and yet I can't even get a gf. Is it cause I look 14?: I'm actually 21. Can you guys help me understand cause I can't.
Alright, you're going to keep posting this no matter what. Have fun.
What's the manchild gift you got robots? I got full access to the Jhoto and Hoenn Leagues.
I got a framed painting of the great anime war