Boys and sluts of robit9001
When did the slippery slope start and what was his name?
>didn't accept my gayness until I was 18
>tfw missed out on all that teen homolust
>Think I'm definitely not gay
>Fall in love with guy
>He was a slut, didn't really a shit
>Realization -"Oh, I'm gay"
Never attempted another relationship since
What's your excuse /r9k/?
Why are you not out partying with your friends?
>guests are staying for another night
Today - 8:18pm
>You're so pretty
>how tall are you
>Hahahahh i'm looking for a man not a boy.
>Lmao what does height have to do with being a man. Fucking Hindu
>How does it feel to be in the shadow of a man
>How does it feel to be a stupid bitch? Take your ass back to India with that bullshit. I get hotter bitches...
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>be playing with rc truck
>little cousin says she wants a truck too, but says fuck instead of truck because she's 2
>then you say you wanna fuck too and everyone gets mad
>tfw only one in the squad without a bae
>tfw you realize hundreds and millions of women were getting fucked on Christmas night
And there are just as many who wish they could be spending tonight with you~
Why do you lie like that? I'm ugly and anti-social and have no job. What people?
Thanks for making it worse.
I fucked it up. I meant to say "with a guy like you", though I guess you wouldn't have swallowed that any better.
>there's people on this board RIGHT NOW who want to lose their virginity before marriage
>these are the same people who pretend to be normies and shame other robots into doing the same
If you don't want to lose your virginity at all costs you're not a robot. I'm probably never gonna marry and I desperately want to fuck with a non hooker woman before I die. If you can afford to stall losing your virginity until you marry you cannot be a robot.
Can I get welfare and or autism bx if I live with my parents?
How the fuck do you /nofap/?
Literally cannot resist the urge for more than an hour or two at a time
>falling for the /nofap/ meme
poor child depriving oneself of not only pleasure but the health benefits included in fapping.
Let me know when your "test" levels rise from no senpai
>less than 5'11
>weak facial bone structure
>masturbate more than once a day
>dick smaller than 6 inches
>watches creep porn
>feelings of entitlement
>lack of personal hygiene
>thinks muslims are peaceful
>wears the same hoodie ever day
>wears the same jeans everyday
>wears the same pair of shoes for more than one year
>naruto runs through campus
>wears running shoes with jeans
>doesn't eat vegetables
>doesn't own a face wash
>doesn't own a moisturizer
>doesn't drive/own a car
>posts on /r9k/
>doesn't drink alchohol
>doesn't drink diet soda
>uses memes in real life conversations
>subscribed to Pewdiepie
>plays mine craft
>still owns yugioh cards
>has a waifu
>obsession with Asian women
>his entire political and moral philosophy is centered around hating women
I'm going to keep watching cartoons and there's nothing you can do about it.
Who else hopes this their last Christmas? I can do this shit anymore
I've been depressed the past two days because of a girl at these Christmas parties every year.
>tfw she'll never love me and I'll never have her to hold.
ITT 10/10s who aren't celebrishits
Is sex really worth paying for.
Merry Christmas faggots.
ITT: Make an OC pic and reply to another anon. The picture you make is your Christmas present to them.
Pic related. I only made this picture because I for some autistic reason I always mutter this phrase to myself whenever i see a picture of a qt girl
because to be quite honest with you pham, it kills me inside
merry christmas anon
i hope i get something good