Senpai, help me... I want to live the trap life but I think I'm too tall (5'9). How can I LOSE some of my height? My ideal is about 5'6. Would you guys know any tips to get shorter?
Those methods they used on little asian goyrls or whatever
Why don't you get an adult loli black gf?
Too beta to even come out of my room.
I won't be able to get a gf not matter what she is.
How autistic are my music tastes on a scale of 10?
I believe I'm quite high due to finding The Cure as boring hopeful sounding C major mainstream crap.
I prefer the darkest, saddest or heaviest genres...
These fit my bill
Industrial hardcore metal when I'm angry
Heavy dark subbass dubstep and growl base drumstep are by far my favorite genres
Hybrid trap is also awesome
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His politics give or take, this guy is the archetypal alpha character, isn't he?
It's unfortunate he was cast as the beggar.
Which reminds me of a fascinating BBC documentary about parasites in the animal and vegetal worlds.
Betas finish last?
shame how he had to leave since the pm is such a backstabbing lying sack of shit
>run campaign on keynesian ideologies
>as soon as he enters office cut spending drastically and raise taxes
>Girl says us hanging out at the weekends are going to give her something to look forward to
I-I'M GONNA MAKE IT BROS
I know I'm not normal but I'm not a monster that deserves to spend alone all his fucking life.
help me. shit it hurts so bad. I want a family.
why everyone can find mates easily apart me?
help holy shit, help me please, I'm fucking dying here.
So how does a virgin girl who wants to wait until marriage find a boyfriend who feels the same
and isn't super religious?
> 20yo, 5'7" , 120 lbs skeleton
> One eye bigger than the other
> Crooked nose
> Moderate chin
> Dropout NEET, no social connections
> Cynical, suicidal/homocidal, emotional trainwreck
Would anyone ever want to be my girlfriend? Literally my only requirement is that she isn't fat. I would even completely overthrow my dignity and let her c.u.c.k me.
Fuck these normies. Stop trying to make a successful life happen, it's not going to work. You're just going to keep trying and trying until you fail and then go "but why didn't it all work out???".
>Family is having dinner party
>Remember you have that one hot cousin when you get there
>I am above average intelligence because I browse /r9k/
>tfw I'm too intellectual to understand that calories in, calories out is the key to weight loss
>being on 4chan during christmas
what went wrong amerifats?
boxing day here in aussie. do your families not love you?
>finally work up the courage to hire an escort
>go on backpage.com
>99% of the ads look like spam/scam with fake pics of multiple different girls
>the 1% left seem to be real but are ugly as fuck
i think i've reached my limit bros
>did the same thing
>The remaining 2 or 3 legit hot ones require you to go through some sort of vetting service which costs another $3000- $500 and you have to give up a bunch or personal info.
>Walk out of the shower
>standing on the bathroom, I see myself on the mirror
>I can't even recognize my face, when did I get so different
>I stood there for one hour and thirteen minutes
Christmas /alcoholic/ thread
What are you guys drinking tonight to help ease the loneliness
Hendricks gin. Too lazy to take picture. Have a stock photo.
Anyone else /uninterested in sex and masturbating out of habit/ ?
Not really out of habit, but more as entertainment because of sheer boredom, but yeah, uninterested.
I guess I just don't like pets that I have to pump a lot of money and effort into just to get some sort of enjoyment out of.