>tfw went from Pepe to Wojak
At least being a pepe was comfy. I hate being this weird cyborg beta thing in a normie environment.
>Hey, why do you always take your food with you into your room? Come here and eat with us for once!
Is Santa Clara worth living in?
>NEET 2-1 this is Wojack Actual. Advance to grid square 294361, X-ray 4, Yankee 9.
>Move to contact and engage Normies at grid mark, break.
>Relay from Mommy shows several dozen Chads pushing along the axis of advance, some mounted in Ford Mustangs. Engage at your discretion, how copy, over
The original robot war
> buy original DS untouched in mint codition
> get pokemon firered for 7$
> it was a good day
I can play that shit on my four year old Samsung phone nigga...
comfy as fuck, grats on your purchase OP. i still have my original DS but i accidentally ruined the battery by leaving it plugged in and running pokemon platinum (not in sleep mode) over the summer. now you have to leave it plugged in if you want to play it for more than 5 seconds.
with shitty touch screen controls. normies please go
I wish I was a woman.
How the fuck do you actually get a girlfriend?
Just being outside doesn't mean you'll interact with people, if you try it's weird
Can't talk in class, this isn't fucking highschool. No one wants to be hit up when they're packing up or some shit afterwards
No girls at the parties I got to will hook up with me. I either already have and it ended badly or they don't like me.
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I HATE COLLEGE SO FUCKING MUCH!! First day was today and it fucking sucked. I hate that I have to keep going!!
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What is with this negative loser stigma of video games as a primary hobby?
What do normalfags do that's so much better than the most immersive hobby?
Video games is a normie's primary hobby now though. Why do you think you're some special snowflake because you play games like fucking Dark Souls? You realize literally everyone fucking does that shit now, right?
Fuck off normie faggot
Film and music are far more intellectually stimulating. Of course, I love video games too, but it's too young of a medium to match the wealth of incredible cinema and literature out there.
>females have butthole hair
>grow out of animu and waifus
>want to do something with my life
>instead of being a NEET in despair
>want to be a NEET because your so rich you dont need to work
>get confident and fix myself up
>start working out and practice smiling
>get out of being NEET and go to uni somewhere close
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I was a turboautist in school and its painful to remember
The chad was a fresh immigrant from australia and he wanted to impress the local stock with his alpha aura
Tries showing off his tan and always brags about the spoders and sneks from new south wales
>you will never be a knowledgeable computer scientist and network security expert
>you will never use your skills to make good money and take part in interesting projects
This fucking show makes me want to get into programming and CS but it seems like there's too many things to learn in order to actually become skilled, not to mention I'm already in college
Feels bad man
Would you lose your virginity to a hairy Indian girl?
I have curry fever
Did you have a good experience on it or not? Supposedly it helps with depression, GAD, and social anxiety, all three of which I have. I've tried all the meme treatments (exercise, diet, meditation, etc.) and none of them have worked.
I was on Zoloft for a while and it lowered my sex drive and made me apathetic. It's not gonna cure you of depression or anxiety if you don't confront why you're depressed and anxious in the first place.
I'm at Barnes & Noble and there is a 9/10 girl sitting 3 meters away from me right now, and I can't do shit about it because I still live with mommy and daddy.
Don't fall for the STEM meme unless you know how to make connections and are willing to work hard enough to graduate cum laude
I think I had one yesterday
>go inside and sit down to play vidya
>start feeling heavy, body feels like its vibrating
>lay down and literally cant get up or even talk for 10 minutes
I have never felt like that before, will it happen again?
I forgot how fun it was pretending to be Chad.
My inbox is full of "Hey there :)"
At first I thought it was depressing. Now I just find it funny.
Dear robots i have been browsing / b for four years now.
A few days ago i started browsing here.
Robots are pretty nice and this place is a lot less hostile.
Alot of robots seem to have given up on life in general.
Tell me How you got in that mental mindset
> so i guess this is a feels/ story thread now.
You'll hear a lot of teenage robots complain about >tfwnogf and being a failure but I a lot of the 21+ robots have spent so long in solitude and languish that they've become indifferent to the world
Where do we go when we're deceased?
You take a free ride to skeltal world where you turn into a skelton to join the skeltal army and fight the skeltal war.
Silly anon, you were signed up the moment you were born.
All the chosen ones are destined to become magestic skeltons, being a poster here is already a proof that you're worthy, now all you have to do is wait for death to take you, and then the fun begins.
Is having a girlfriend really worth it? Or is being alone waaaaay better?
I'm not sure but I do know I have accepted the fact I will never have a girlfriend now matter how lonely I am. Because girls are trouble and it's best to do nothing about it.
>might agree to marry you and reproduce
yyyeah either I'm an utter piece of shit or I haven't met the right girl yet but dating has felt more like a chore than anything else.
What's the craziest job you've ever had?
I can't decide which one is mine so you decide
>inconspicuous body guard
I was a """""private investigator""""" for a short while. Didn't get into too many crazy shizzles but it was definitely wierd.
I'd definitely like to try the inconspicuous body guard job, it sounds pretty fun.
It is. It's what I'm doing right now.
Basically I'm to not look like a body guard while still very much being one. It's just about all I can do because I'm a manlet. I couldn't get into being some celebrity's entourage.
I'm from Banbury anon, I always reply but you never notice me.
Also, anyone else from Banbury here, we have 50-60k people but I've never seen anyone else from here
>they keep their bunnies outside in hutches
One can dare to dream..
The band didn't want me...
Wonder who they chose instead.
Feels bad man...
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I NEED IT
does anyone else feel like an outcast even among /r9k/
I'm basically a shut-in, I've never had a girlfriend or any girl be interested in me, I have no friends, I don't have online friends (they scare me), I can't handle social situations at all
I don't even have hobbies I just sit at this fucking computer and look at 4chan and eat all day
seems like most people on this board have mild social lives or at least engross themselves in their personal hobbies, I just sit here and rot away
I feel like a loser among losers
anyone else loads of Ramen? that shit is so good mane, i only use half the flavoring packet tho kek
Asking for my normie little bro who is sort of a faggot
What are some of your most creative ideas for asking out a girl who is already your girlfriend to homecoming? He asked me what to do and I said I'd consult 4chan. He vaguely knows what this site is but not really.
/pol/ack visiting /r9k/ for the first time in months so go easy on me you autists
Also pic unrelated but fuck you whichever insufferable cunt robot stole our get I know you are reading this
The stench has found a way out my butthole without me even farting anymore!
that's why you take showers anon.
Or don't and let me clean it for you
then stop fucking opening it with your fingers and playing with it and then sniffing them, faggot. or use soap