Who /shoplifting/ here? Post stories, tips, experiences, etc.
I haven't been shoplifting for 6 years now, since I got caught. But I'm considering starting again, because adrenaline rush that you get is just fucking amazing.
>have bipolar 1
>manic and psychotic
>decide I need to steal this philosophy book
>grab it and start to leave
>the cashier says, "Hey! Put that back"
>sink my head down low, put it back, and walk away
Never shoplifted again.
Is the sun alive? Is the sun watching us? Without the sun none of this would exist.
Thread for discussion on the developing sex robots and the industry as a whole.
>post yfw roasties LITERALLY on fucking suicide watch
>post yfw sexbots and 2D will phase them out
Do you listen to podcasts?
Any New England robots enjoying this /comfy/ weather?
It's almost like I'm a NEET
You might ask: what about adjusting for height? Therein lies the elegance of the solution. The only beautiful tall girls are the slim and leggy type. Thus, 120lbs applies universally.
How do I become emotionless?
Anyone got good schoolgirl pics?
Hard to find any with the amount of costume sluts covered in bad makeup.
Other preferences are non-nude and white, especially aryan, with some nice skirt ass, but all is welcome in this thread.
>WHY WOULD ANYONE HAVE A TATTOO OF A GARTER INSTEAD OF JUST WEARING ONE
Seriously, this shit is making me cringe
anyone here eat ramen noodles? they are so cheap and yummy
Whats your favorite song anon?
I have normie tier taste but probably one of these three
Would you date a dragon, lads?
>cold night as an adventurer
>have dragon companion
>set up to make a fire
>she blows her dragon breath onto the wood
>it's night so she lets you cuddle up under her wing and you press your face onto her chest while comfily under her wing
>you slowly hear her relaxed heartbeat while you both drift off to sleep
Do you play any instruments /r9k/?
I'm in the process of learning the violin. Still a beginner though. Currently trying to learn Seitz Concerto N.2 3rd Mov.
I still can't do the triple stops that appear in the first measures.
I'd like to join an orchestra someday, but I'm afraid I started to late to learn music to do that.
Just stick with it man violin takes forever to get gud. If you put in the same amount of time a 10 year old does you'll see the same results, so it's not too late unless you're like 50 or 60. As for me I just play guitar and I want to start piano but no money for a good keyboard
i played flute in middle school and high school, i was actually pretty good and had potential, went to a lot of honor bands and competitions, in the middle of high school i was like fuck it, but i regretted it in college because i could have gotten so many scholarships,
I play guitar and so far it has gotten me 0 pussy. Even though I mostly listen to /mu/core I only play songs by megadeth and metallica
>comfy ass minecraft thread deleted because ??????????????????
its was just some robots scrambling to get on a server together
anyways does anyone have a discord invitation code for the group made for minecraft? all the ones from the thread expired :((
posting some screenshots i made while waiting for an answer
smug pepe on some r9k server
I AM SO GOD DAMN SICK AND TIRED OF BEING 5'9 GOD DAMN IT
I THINK ABOUT HEIGHT EVERY DAY BECAUSE OF THIS FUCK ASS BOARD
LOG ONTO R9K LOL MANLET 5'9 IS PATHETIC LOL LOL
I AM SO FUCKING SICK AND TIRED OF THIS SHIT GIRLS ARE MY HEIGHT IN HEELS
THAT FUCKING GOD DAMN FEEL WHEN SHORTEST MAN IN THE ROOM
THAT FUCKING GOD DAMN FEEL WHEN NO SATISFACTION FROM BEING TALLER THAN ANOTHER MALE BECAUSE HE'S A MEGA MANLET AND BASICALLY DOESN'T EVEN EXIST/MATTER
THAT FEEL WHEN BROKEN HUMAN BEING
THAT FEEL WHEN THIS BOARD IS...
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Hey calm down man.
Wear big, thick hiking boots. Not autist Combat Boots. Some hiking boots can look real fashionable. That boosts you to 5'11.
Next, tell girls you're 6'1. They can't tell the difference, I'm serious.