This 100million dollar neet stays at home all day investing in stocks, playing chess and guitar, and eating neet food.
And he is 32 years old with no gf.
What's your excuse?
what's your favorite erotica /r9k/?
The show must go on edition
Post your amazon wishlists, gift other anons, and be comfy. There's no defined list of who has or hasn't been gifted, but feel free to donate to your robots! Make their year!
So, how's your holidays going so far for you? What did you guys do? Any hopes/wishes for new years?
M O R E I N S T R U C T I O N S (pls be original)
>get girl an early Christmas present
>"oh em gee thanks so much anon"
>not a single acknowledgement of my existence from this girl
How could I possibly be this dumb /r9k/? Looks like some people were born to be alone after all
What are the appeal of traps?
If they look like girls, why not just go for one with a vagina? A lot of traps don't use their cocks anyway.
>A lot of traps don't use their cocks anyway.
That's not true at all. Most traps don't want to use their cocks to fuck their bf in the ass if that's what you mean, but there aren't many traps who don't still touch their penises for pleasure.
>Emma Watson will never be a young Hermione again
>You will never go to see Fellowship of the Ring at the cinema for the first time again
The realisation feels awful bros.
We just keep getting older.
>tfw such a qt girl turned into a cock-craving slut
How do you handle raising a daughter?
today is the day
for a present
yay,i love presents
Can anyone explain to me why I can't get a gf after 27 goddamn years?
I'm convinced that it must be my looks because women display blatant disinterest before I even open my mouth. Am I really that unattractive?
And no, I'm not fishing for compliments. I'm genuinely curious if I have some sort of reverse body dysmorphic disorder / Elliot Rodger's syndrome.
>tfw you accommodate your oneitis's feminization fetish in the hopes of finally getting a gf only to find out she just wanted you to pleasure her real bf
How much testosterone do you have to take to reverse gyno?
I'm not religious, but I've been thinking about going to church. I don'the know how to meet people in public so going to church would force people to talk to me and get to know me to try and convert me.
I might even meet a girl my age who is programmed to be obedient and faithful. All I gotta do is put up with talking for an hour or so and singing "OPEN THE EYES OF MY HEART LORD"
What do you think anons, should I go to church?
>talking to my cousin on christmas party
>older than me (he's 25), 6'2'' literal Chad , nice face, good job
>shows me his Tinder account that he made two months ago
>literally 200+ matches, he can't even manage all of them
>when was the last time you fucked anon?
>dude, you should have told me, just yesterday we had one girl...
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I have a cousin Chad like this too, every year his success with girls comes up and he shows off his phone proving girls throwing themselves at him.
It's so hard for me to comprehend we're the same species.
>tfw you are on the bad ending route of your life
>ywn be on the good ending route of your life
>tfw you've dimensionally cucked yourself
>tfw if you quit your bitching and do something, you can fix it
Black femanon here and I have a question.
Is it degenerate to have a bit of a crush on your brother even if he's adopted?i really wanna know
>Merry Christmas Anon-kun! I love your family.
>talking to qt girl
>she likes you
>good taste in music
>very shy and awkward
>great sense of humor
>she's a virgin
>she smiles at you
>you see this