I went out on a date with a turbo-Stacey last night.
AMA I guess.
>you finally get that 10/10 loyal qt of your dreams
>year into your relationship she gets brutally gangraped by niggers
>was just singing
>forgot dad was downstairs
>got drunk one day
>my mom had come home and was listening for 15 minutes
>now my family makes fun of me for it all the time
>can't even be myself in my own house
>tfw i have to go outside at night to practice black/death metal vocals so no one hears me
You are all a bunch of lonely faggots who deserve to get shot. How fucking pathetic and ugly do you have to be to not find some tinder slut and give her a good fucking?
I lost my virginity at 17 and it's not even hard
This is my first time on here and I want to know how anyone can be so autistic and just a general failure in life?
Lets see if you robots know your precal
You aren't getting me to do your babby homework ;)
What is the average internet speed of a robot?
>tfw used to be on 200Mb/s and now this
Post speed test results and general broadband talk in this thread.
Not that bad, but I'm alone right now and usually my faggot roommate uses 4 other devices all at the same time and leaves me with a fraction of that. Also my router is on the opposite end of the house, so reception isn't too good.
- 60 Mbps /down
- 5 Mbps /up
Does anyone else find it amazing that modern technology allows you to start an argument or insult a total stranger any time you want in real time?
>a wealth of information at your fingertips
>spank the monkey to chinese cartoons instead
Yeah it's kind of pathetic there isn't much better interactive stuff than porn and being a shit considering how long it's been around. Older shits like me are probably to blame considering how fucking stupid we were when we started using it and didn't really use it for much educational stuff.
Internet turned into more of a shopping mall, not such a bad thing but it had a lot more potential than that.
hold me robots
Im balding at 18. My hairline on top has receded a good bit and there are spots on the front of my hairline with bald spots. If I comb my hair to the back my forehead appears huge. It makes it obvious Im balding. My hair has also started receding around my ears. I fucking hate myself.
Please, someone talk to me....
Oh God no the only thing that made you worth anything is now leaving you.......rip OP
man up OP
ive had a receding hairline since 16 but i dont let it get to me, i spend my time bettering myself i.e starting a business
if youre successful nobody cares about baldness so get grafting and get successful as a coping method
So I fell for the /fit/ meme and I've been trying to become Chad for months now. I think I'm at 8/10 right now with the goal to become a 10/10 aesthetic god by the end of the year.
My goal is to overcome my autism by being so attractive women will beg for me to talk to them. How am I doing in your opinion?
you wont be a god, you're genetically not good enough.
you have a major case of babyface, which makes you look slightly silly as big as you seem to be. Try to grow a beard.
that is very decieving lighting, too, i could look ripped in that kind of lighting and i dont even go to the gym.
I think this picture will sum up what I see here.
I just started actually cleaning my tongue and I threw up. Do you get used to this or I'm doing it wrong?
Have any of you fellow robots, had an urge to cut or rip your face?
ive been really depressed and paranoid lately and i may be losing it a little.
>that tfw when you are too intelligent for a gf
>tfw you're too intelligent for any relationship, but you're also desperate so you need them
has anyone ever fucked their friends mom before? did he find out?
Not sure if it counts as fucking, but I did get a blowjob from my friend's mom once. It left me feeling disgusted with myself and less human.
Didn't tell him. What he doesn't know can't hurt him, and I'm not ruining a friendship over something retarded as this.
FUCKING YOUTUBE NORMIES
I'm gonna take a 45min walk to McDonald's to eat alone at midnight. See you soon.
/POL/ LEAVE THIS
BOARD NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SECOND DAY AND I SEE PLENTY OF POLITIC RELATED THREADS YOU GOT YOUR OWN BOARD
LEAVE /R9K/ NOOOOOW
Why haven't you starting foreskin restoration /r9k/?
Rate my waifu out of 10
u wanna go m80? I got some stocked up qt's in my folder of bliss
suck a dick dumbshit and be dazzled by dese tits
Curious about boipucci
It is a worth hole to search for?
I dunno anon why do you want the boipucci in the first place?
It's versatile as fuck
>A sex organ that can store stuff, as well as eject food from your body
Any of you guys moved to the US as an adult through work?
I really wanna move from Denmark to the US (or Canada) and live there.
What carrier should i get to have the best chance at it?
>see people smoking weed in their room and doing nothing else wrong
>call the cops
>they're put on academic probation
>they do it again they're kicked out
>i've gotten 4 people expelled so far
You mad stoners?
robots force you to pick a gf who do you choose of these three
Looking like that, I honestly don't care
>Read that girl like assholes
>Start acting like an asshole
>Made a girl cry
>I'm the bad guy now
Wtf did I did wrong? you guys lied to me
>"I'm the bad guy now"
>he cares about being the bad guy
>he gives a fuck what others think
>he has friends
You're not yet ready to receive the enlightenment of being a real asshole, young robot.
How did people get girlfriends before the internet? It seems impossible. Did their parents and friends just hook them up?
like 20, 30, 40 years ago, people would just meet in person
in other cultures or older times, people didn't used to leave their small towns
so like, everyone knew everyone, and if you weren't retarded you would get paired up with another local
if you were retarded you got chucked into the ocean or like assigned to scooping shit out of the street or whatever
maybe they let the retards breed too tho, that would explain the rise of robots
>have two exams tomorrow
>haven't learned anything all semester
>woke up extra early today to study
>procrastinated and shitposted the whole time
>did the same shit last year
>this is the same class I dropped last semester
I-I want to be good. How di I be good? I don't want to be a failure. Can any of you smart anons tell me how you get yourselves to study throughout the...
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>study at library
I've heard it a couple times before and that might work. Only problem is my unis an hour away, but I could try going to a random library.
It gets hard to focus when I sit in my room all day since all my vidya and other temptations are in there. How does going to the library work out for you anon?
do hypnotic hands free orgasms count as breaking nofap?
>50 years old
>still dressing like shes 20
some people have a hard time letting go.
>there are people who legit think Trump will win
I live in the reddest city in America, and you can't go two blocks here without seeing Gary Johnson signs. Not even republicans like him.
>ask friend why he's an atheist
>starts spouting bible contradictions
Are Athieshits just mad mom made them go to church?
No were mad because it's like a virul mental illness that our parents gave us. Well have issues for the rest of our lives. Like a deep seated fear of hell of course, but honestly, the whole thing is about resisting fun/sin and witch hunt those who do sin.
>ask friend why he's a Christcuck
>starts spouting "because da Bible says so!", eventually steers into "because it makes me feel good!" territory
Are Christcucks just unable to cope with basic facts of life?
>tfw mom force fed me antidepressants since I was 4 up until I turned 18
>tfw she threatened to call the cops whenever I did something bad
>tfw dad would beat me and spit on me whenever I talked too much before I even turned 8
>be 12 about to start high school
>spent summer playing around instead of doing summer reading because I'm a dumb kid
>plagiarize essay first week because, again, dumb kid
>get caught, conference called. I have to write an apology letter to the teacher but ultimately get off with a warning because it was my first offense like 3 days into the school year and I genuinely was sorry
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>just redpilled my dad on the jews and now he's upset with me
>told my dad that they should just line up all fags and white guilt faggots and shoot them
>he got upset and said I was thinking horrible thoughts
I got sad that my dad thinks this country is okay(Sweden) and everyone just goes "lmao u racist" if you ever say something good about SD or any other right related opinion.
Fucking niggers and muslims, racewar when?
what did you say to him anon
it's sweden, of course he is going to be offended, you guys are as soft as marsh mellows when it comes to any sort of controversial topics, hell, if you got into any hardship at all you would just get more refugees in to help with a war or economic recession