i don't want friends
ITT: Share your rare gondolas
>at bar drinking alone
>waitress keeps hanging around me
>even though it feels like she's bored as fuck when we talk
Why the fuck won't she leave me alone?
>spending christmas alone
>family is dead
>not a single gift i didn't buy myself
I hope you're all having a better christmas then i am.
haha yeah i'm gay..
Ah i hope you don't feel too bad, it must be terrible having her so far away.
who /got a a gf for christmas/ here?
Are there people who are seriously protesting against dentist for removing these useless ass teeth?
My internet friends text me on skype when they are sad, when they are fighting with gf or can't obtain gf. When i am sad they dont reply. I dont have friends irl. Have been crying to sleep 3 times a week for 8 years now. W-what can i do??
Friendos tell me they miss me and that they are always thinking of me even when they are busy. How true is this? i plan to meet on of them next year, purchased plane tickets, worried this will be a bad idea
Is anybody else /alonebychoice/ here?
Ask 30 women out, maybe 1 will agree
Out of 20 first dates, maybe 1 will lead to a second
Out of 10 second dates, maybe 1 will lead to a relationship
Out of 10 relationships, maybe 1 will lead to marriage
Out of 10 marriages, maybe one will actually be worth spending your life in.
Basically, you have a 1/600,000 chance of actually finding a worthwhile 3D waifu. That's worse odds than any casino.
Nobody's really sure who said it, but I think "Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again...
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I've asked out more than 30 women and been rejected by every single one. I'm not OP but here's my pic. Pretty normal looking guy if you ask me.
Room mates are pigs
Would you consider fucking a roast chicken as beastiality/necrophilia?
Would you frown upon someone fucking a roast chicken?
another year another no qt 3.14 to spend christmas with.
>not going full on black
are you a faggot or something?
Sup, Chad here.
Just wanted to wish y'all scrawny ass string bean motherfuckers a gud holiday.
People who usually spend Christmas alone: what do you do?
This is my first Christmas ever being alone, and I don't really know what to do. I'm kind of just sitting here. All facilities and stores are closed, everyone is spending time with family. It's strange.
YOU KNOW HOW THAT SHIT GO
I'm gonna show em a real WHITE christmas alright.
>Chatting with a girl
>Say something and expect anwser from her
>She goes offline
There is a bit from 2:02 - 2:14 in fairytale of new york that I think is perfect.
It's like a short burst of optimism and happiness, surrounded by despair on either side. kind of summing up all of us