>be me 25 years old
>wake up to my stocking
>star wars toys in it
>cheap ones I didn't demand
>run down stairs and get pour the hot gravy mommy is cooking all over her head
>start throwing their presents on the fire
fucking cunt parents that will teach them
>tell mommy I want a Titan X for Christmas
>she gets me a Teen Titans DVD
>scream at her about how she's fucking useless and needs to die
>punch her in the eye
>go back to my room and tell her to make me yummy dough rolls for her special boy
Some people are moaning about their crappy presents, but what did you get other people?
Bought $40 gift cards for 5 people.
My dad bought me a watch and my ma bought me a house plant.
Sis bought me an ocarina like from OoT.
What's it like to spend Christmas with someone who loves you?
I wouldn't know I have to spend it with my family
Merry christmas from /s4s/
What do you think they're watching..?
> She is currently at his house pulling a ribbon off her clothes and telling him "The present is me".
>however under her dress, he notices a bulge.
>ex-history teacher tells me the story of how he broke up with his gf
>he was severely depressed for a year then the dumb aura of our class cheered him up tons
>one of his friends die of cancer
>"women come and go and friends stay, but what happens when those friends die? I'm scared anon, I don't want to be alone"
>he cries in my arms like a little baby
I have a feeling this guy is or is gonna...
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>be 23 y/o virgin ugly manlet
>not socially retarded, just ugly
>meet a qt in school 1.5 months ago
>we talk almost daily about home work and school stuff
>there is a chance she likes me, laughs at jokes I make, invites me to study etc etc'
what now robots? how do I take it to the next level? I don't want to be the beta who asks her out and she says no...
You may still have a chance. Don't delay it and tell her confidently that you want to date her. But being ugly strictly restricts your chance.
Fuck I hate christmas
It's christmas time, means time for a new r9k map that will stay updated.
Make sure to include contact details.
Proov you ain't a stinkin fucking normie.
>my favorite part of the bread loaf are the ends.
I piss and ejaculate into bottles.
Alright guys. I know a lot of people come on here and say they're going to kill themselves, but I really am. Im storing up about 200 benzos and opiates.
Thanks for being the friend that's always mean to you.
I've been cvcked for the last time. Everything I do ends in failure.
To other suicidal neets or whoever. Don't try to get involved with women. They'll break your heart at the drop of a hat.
I'm 32 and yeah. Fuck I just wish my family understood. Sigh. Well take care of yourselves okay? For my sake at least. Merry Christmas.
Why is your name 'Please help'?
What do you need help with?
What is the most important lesson you learned in 2015?
I'm trying to be serious here a bit, pls no memes.
That women don't even see me as a human being with feelings and emotions like them. To most of them, I am crud under their boot.
Also, really drunk right now over an ex girlfriend who fucked me over back in February. :')
Anyone here think they may have started a meme, copypasta, etc. whether intentionally or not. A friend of mine once told me he thinks he may have started the Spider-Man thread derailing meme when the site was still relatively new but there's no way to prove it. So how about you anons?
hard mode: serious answers only
I made a pretty popular vocaroo last year when the "normies out" meme became popular.
My mom walked in and said "Anthony what the hell!" You probably all know it.
Im really fucking proud of it too, its my biggest mark on the internet and seeing people quote it makes me a little giddy
If it counts, I accidentally started the weekly Misaki Friday threads by starting a thread with this image and >tfw no misaki
I think we got three back-to-back threads starting with mine that hit the reply limit, then one every Friday since
>people are too busy celebrating Christmas to wish me happy birthday today