Why don't you robots get into longboarding? It's fun. Cheap. And you don't have to have friends to enjoy the thrill of the hill. Plus if you get good enough people will notice you.
Do girls like guys with hairy asses? Not /fit/ but skinny tall guy here. What about gays?
>tfw you have to wait before you shit to let it solidify otherwise it gets entangled in your asshairs
>jack off to some disgusting porn
>eat some junk food
>watch an episode or two of random tv show
>go back to bed
My auntie and her family are coming round our house on the 29th. What's a good believable excuse for a robot who never goes out to spend a day out of the house? I have a car.
How do we know our lives aren't just failed games of Roy?
OKAY SO HERE's the DEAL BITCHES
IVE HAD SEX WITH AT LEAST 100WOMEN AGES 18-35
IF YOU HAVENT HAD SEX YOU CAN TOO I WILL TELL YOU HOW IF YOU WANT IN 5 EASY STEPS
>tfw trying to survive my relatives banter
Why do people feel entitled to tell me how to live my life?
Because they think everybody has the same basic needs. Which is true to an extent, but they misinterpret and project normal needs onto people who don't fit the bill like yourself. They'll never understand because they will never be in your shoes. They lack the capacity for empathy to stop and think just how lame the humor they subject you to really is. Furthermore, they lack the culture to understand just how lame those jokes are.
Banter is banter, if it stings it sends a message. Both ways.
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Tonight you will be visited by 3 pepes
First you will be visited by the pepe of the past
Next you will be visited by the pepe of the present
Why aren't you out there raking the dollars as a Uber "taxi" driver? Seems like the perfect job for a NEET with no skills other than a driving license.
>other than a driving license
But yeah there's stuff you can do businesswise that doesn't require a shitload of startup capital.
In fact you're better getting into business without needing startup capital. That way you won't lose a ton of money on your un-validated shitty business idea that revolves around selling helium tanks to robots.
There's somebody out there for everybody. Just be yourself.
see the problem is that doesn't work anymore, fat and ugly bitches only want a man after they spend 10-20 years of being whore slut degenerates
and we betas dont fucking accept that, so both parties will continue to seperate, whores wont get husbands, and chads will continue to fuck bitches while betas get jack
>tfw your post gets stickied on /tv/
Fembot here, I'm getting more and more worried about my anal addiction. I've been rubbing my anus since I was 8 and as far as I can recall it's always felt so good for some reasons.
I'm 21 now and while I don't feel much pleasure from stimulating my clit, I finger my ass daily and it makes me pee myself in pleasure. I'm afraid that if I ever get a shy robot bf he will feel awkward and think I'm a weirdo... ;_;
>when you accidently call your girlfriend "mom"
>when your GF accidentally calls you "Char" during sex
Would you fuck this girl?
Why do men like porn?i mean you know it's all fake and the girl doesn't even enjoy it...right?