What do you want to do for a career, /r9k/?
What do you think you'd be good at?
I'm not good at anything and I don't want to work
even when I was a kid people asked "what do you wanna be when you grow up?" and I didn't want to be anything
well surprise I got my wish! I'm a fucking NEET and I want to die!
>mom tells me I got a week to get a job or she's renting my room out
Should we adopt her as the board mascot?
>pick up a yuri manga
>they still have sex with boys
Why did I have to let religion keep me from teenage sex?
How does this album make you feel?
That everything is in it's right place.
But like. Everything is not in its right place. thats the point of this album
I was walking through Manhattan once listening to The National Anthem and hearing those horns blaring and thom saying "what's going on" was truly a uniquely lonely feel. Everyone... around me... What's going on?!
Basically I now have a gf who who would fo anything for me. Loves me unconditionally and we vibe so damn well.
My problem is...do I have to leave this board now? Been here for 2 years I dont want to leave
what would obligate you to leave this board
it doesn't matter lad, are you going to experience emotional trauma from people calling you a normie when you mention your gf
and i mean shit, plenty of people do that around here and it doesn't seem like the worst thing, if you aren't a perma-NEET KHV with mental and physical deformities you'll get called a normie
gotta say tho, i find it dubious that you and your gf are in unconditional and irrevokable love since it seems like you guys just got together, but i sure hope it works out
Is it socially acceptable to wear sandles to stores or at night?
Have you ever overheard someone talking negatively about you behind your back? This is my worst fear. What if the people you work with, especially the ones who make really disconnected small talk with you to pass the time, actually hate you?
>What if the people you work with, especially the ones who make really disconnected small talk with you to pass the time, actually hate you?
Good. Then I can stop pretending to like them
From a writing camp a while back, some redhead named Felicia who I was unconsciously stalking. In an art museum at the time, we took a trip there.
>I mean, there's nothing like wrong with him or anything, but it's like, DUDE, stop looking at me, y'know?
My confidence was already shattered by a shit breakup a while back. This...didn't help matters.
>that tfw when to intelligent for gf
>ladies' man, married
>many women, married
protip: if you don't have a GF it isn't because you are "too smart"
what do you do when you're lonely brobots?
I literally just went full autist in front of my family, threw my phone across the room, got told im supposed to be a role model for my younger siblings, came downstairs and hit my arm over and over with a toothbrush, bent my phone back into shape and shattered the glass, played another game, won, threw it across the room, and now im sitting her with glass on me wondering why im so fucking retarded
anyone else know those feels?
>getting this mad over a shitty mobile game
please be bait
say it with me /r9k/
"I am a bad person"
"I have no friends or love because I do not deserve them"
you'll feel better if you just say it out loud for everyone to see
I have 5 great friends, and its all I'll ever need.
You're a projecting weebshit neet.
Just wanted you brobots to know I'm going out and shooting pool with a badass girl.
And I just want to let you know that the best-case scenario for you is that she lets you fuck her for a while before she lets someone else fuck her. Enjoy dumping out all your cash on a literal whore.
does anyone else constantly fantasize about apocalyptic happenings like a zombie apocalypse or a black plague event, or everyone on earth disappearing and you surviving off the suddenly abandoned landscape?
how /comfy/ would it be to just roam the streets of an abandoned city, exploring houses, looting stuff, and just surviving, no rules, no government, no one around to accuse you of being a NEET, nothing but you.
>tfw im already alone
>tfw at least i can go outside now with no one to judge me
>Oi, mate, you got a fuckin' problem? *walks menacingly toward you*
Once and for all, memes aside, how do you really grow taller
Pic related how do these fuckers get that tall?
Most of it is genetics. The rest is
>good sleep + sleep position
>vitamins and shit
>exercising and maintaining good posture
While growing up, especially during puberty.
source: my ass
>you will never go back and take these things more seriously
just one inch, it's all I ask
>be born male
>only hard, grueling work to make it in life
>be born female
>can get paid a full weeks wages in a day just for playing games on twitch
>always demand for female porn stars; they don't have to stay hard
>if all else fails, Chad can impregnate her and she gets a free home to live in
Last two digits = how many push ups you are doing
ITT: Feels that shouldn't be felt
I knew this girl in high school. Saw her two years later at a local college. 2 years have passed and i haven't seen her since but still think she's cute.
How does it feel knowing that Chad is slamming your dream girl's pussy right now?
I stopped caring about that shit once I got out of highschool. I got poverty to worry about now
why does she feel like she has to sell herself and be degraded when i would do anything for her
>ywn have a lazy eyed qt gf
>ywn save her
hold me bros
>ugly women would rather go through stuff like this than date a robot
What's the deal with /r9k/? They call themselves "robots" (which are stereotypically cold and emotionless automatons), yet they're much more emotional than the average person! Ya ever notice this?
Guys I keep seeing people following me. And keep seeing this man appear in my room and then just disappears. What's happening?
Reminder that if you fat shame you're a normie
Every time I see that .gif, all I can think is mad props to this guy for figuring out how to bump fire a pistol off his own gut. According to NFA rules, his flab is officially an illegal machine gun component.
How do you guys pronounce tfw in your heads?
For me it's "tee-fee-wee"
Let's play a game, /r9k/.
Add a detail to my picture.
>tfw you get extremely upset and jealous when you see anyone with talent
>girlfriend made plans on my birthday weekend, without me.
what do i do with this?
Where were the robots in the early 1900s, 1800s, 500s, BC etc. Did they exist?
Robots always existed, but the source of their escapism has changed.
In the 60s, they occupied Lonely Hearts party lines.
In the 70s and 80s, they occupied Ham radio networks.
In the late 80s to mid 90s, they occupied Usenet, BBS systems, and Newsgroups
In the late 90s to early 00s, they occupied IRC chats and AOL/Yahoo chatrooms.
In the mid to late 00s, they occupied niche message boards.
Now, they occupy imageboards and major social networks.