Yo robots, I'm in quite some trouble, I said something quite horrible to a girl at work drinking last night, she got really upset about it and stormed out crying to everyone, people started having a fat go at me, i walked off quite confused because i was a bit drunk, how do I fix this?
She was shagging my roommate and I started joking around about hearing them shag, she then said to me "well you haven't shagged anyone since you've been here" and I said in a joking manner", "I'd I'd be devastated if I slept with you".
>Tried watching the Jurassic world movie
>The idea of dinosaurs made me turn off the movie
>Went to see the new Star wars movie
>The idea of a nigger jedi made me walk out
WOAH SPOILERS!! WHAT THE FUCK MAN
dudes i need you help.
please, i need to know the name of the band playing in the background or at least a songname
its right here >>>/gif/7848805
Reminder that if you're a white guy and you have hair similar to picrelated.jpg than your name is probably
Merry Christmas Robots, I love you!
What a joke. I'm alone tonight just like every other night. Merry fucking nothing.
I'm not depressed but I just feel so "meh" about everything in life. I'm happy being single and I do alright for myself, I don't want for anything but I can't help but think what's the point? I used to be able find escape in video games and books but lately I haven't been able to really escape into them like I used to. I just don't really feel like doing anything. I guess I'm lazy, but it all feels like it's copy and paste with no real point, yet I don't really want to die just yet. Does anyone else feel this way?
I feel similar but I am depressed and it only started recently. Most video games don't give me the same escape they used to. Some of them even feel like a chore. "Whats the point..?" I have literally sat on the couch for like 30 mins just sitting there thinking and doing nothing else.
Same thing since I'm 13.
I'm now 29 and this is fucking hell
>Trying to sleep
>Shitty whitenoise fan is broken
>Listening to silence
This shit is driving me insane I had no idea it was possible to experience misery in this caliber someone fucking kill me
Overhear my seven year-old nephew crying, his name is J.J.
J.J.: "I want to be a new J.J. I want to be new!"
Me too, J.J... Me too...
you should tell him to become this JJ because he's pretty cool
So my neighbor across from me is a Chad and my room looks out right into his house so I spy on him alot. He has a gf who comes over alot, but when she leaves sometimes a different girl will show up. His gf is a beautiful girl so I am doing the right thing and taking this guy down. Just wrote this letter and will put it on her car window. I have been in my room all day and saw her come over and bring him presents, well I got a present for him too. Merry Christmas Chad hope your life gets ruined
Is anyone else here really weirded out by the human face? It's just so weird looking and with everything from ear wax to receding hairlines everything it does is unsettling. How do I not be like this? I can't even look in the mirror anymore
>Inb4 stop doing drugs
I'm sober and don't do drugs/drink
Interesting, I feel the same sometimes. Normally I see, well, people, but from time to time will have those moment of lucidity and think 'what the fuck, this is just an uneven piece of flesh with a plenty of holes in'. Actually creepy. Kind of feels as if you saw a bug with feelers and mandibles and so on in another person for a moment.
Exactly. I constantly feel like I'm on another planet and everything just confuses me. It's really starting to fuck with my daily life cause i feel constantly detached from everything and everyone around me
>inb4 stop doing drugs
TOPKEK AH AH AH AH AH THAT PIC
who /nothingforchristmas/ here?
here u can have my new song
>meet some guy at a bar tonight
>I just wanted to play some pool and have some fun then and there
>he professes his "Love" to me
>and then says he'll follow me home
>he only fucked off because I threatened to involve the police
>another guy was almost that bad before I left, too, trying to hug me and shit while babbling in french
Why are guys so cringeworthy?...
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>going to a bar
>expecting to find anyone decent
This post reeks.
How often do you work out /r9k/?
Why do candles come in different colours when the flame is always the same colour!?
Have you guys ever got pegged by a girl?
How was it?
if there's one thing I like about Miley, it's that she's bringing strapons to the mainstream