Adidas or Nike?
>You will argue about everything
>they call my soulless eyes "dead eyes"
do normies even into meta analysis of meme traits?
btw does anyone have source on this?
>can't find glasses
who else /sightlet/
My girlfriend slept over last night and I hid her glasses when I woke up.
She has those crazy thick super strong glasses that make her eyes look 4x their size.
It was cute as fuck watching her feel her way around the room trying to put some pants on.
What keeps you going?
I refuse to let the world break me and win I will die by natural means not suicide I don't care how hard it gets.
Fear of death and hope.
If I had the mettle I would off myself immediately
What are some good youtubers, robots?
the only youtuber i actually like is idubbbz
>started playing video games when I was 4
>started browsing the internet when I was 11
>started shitposting on 4chan when I was 20
7 years later, I've been losing interest in video games since last year, yet I'm somewhat still enjoying the shit I see on 4chan... I may lose interest in a couple years.
What the fuck is happening to me?
really bored so I took a myer briggs test (came up as INTP)
kinda curious about robot personality types so....
Who /BionicIe/ here?
if you need a gf that bad, just find a girl who likes wearing diapers and make her your girlfriend.
most guys aren't going to be down to bottlefeed a grown woman, change her wet diapers, and watch cartoons with her while she sucks on her pacifier, even if she's really hot. so if you are willing to do that, she'd probably be super grateful and let you be her daddy bf.
if any of you are as desperate as you claim to be, you should be willing to settle for a diapered gf.
>tfw no fat anime girl butt to sniff, lick and fuck
>could you handle dis butt
This one is just one vidia I have played, what do you to accomplish nothing?
>you will never EVER know what it feels like to be loved romantically
Trips decides how I'll ask my crush out next Monday
fyi I'm an hetero girl pls be serious with this shit, because I'll deliver
I know pepe is used by alt right, but it leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
Can't he just be 4chan meme?
sad thing is this is the typical response on this board now
>/pol/ helped us!
>Your a cuck or hillary supporter!
I don't support either canidate, so just shut up I want pepe back from normies and /pol/ conspiracy theorists
One more innocent victim of hillarys desperate campaign to throw everything at the wall to see what sticks.
They decided to talk about cartoon frogs, instead of actually relevant things like foreign policy, education, crime or infrastructure. That is how much of a big fat mess they are.
the only way to reclaim pepe from /pol/ is to post him more than they do
This little girl is more libertarian than all you fucks combined
>all Asians, Africans and mexicans have to go back
>there is 12,000,0 white people in America
>MOST engineers are indian
>Without Netflix there is no chill
I know he's younger than 10 but I'm still calling him out on his bullshit when I see it.
>notice I only have sex with virgin males
>as soon as I take their virginity I lose interest in them
How do I stop being like this?why am I like this?
tfw no fembot GF
How do I even find fembots? What do fembots even like, losers?
you have five hours until the earth perishes
what do you do r9k?
Play video games and drink and eat whatever comfort foods
Maybe get drunk or see if I can try and get my hands on some heroin
Really just make the last few hours as hedonistic as possible before I finally get to be removed from this world.
>go to gas station two blocks from me
>walk behind the counter and grab a pack of smokes
>take a 6er of beer from the cooler
>walk to the dude weed lmao shop
>go to grocery and grab a rotisserie chicken
>go to the parking lot and start stabbing people in the necks
>punch a girl on her head and take her to the grass and commence rape
>If you love me, you'll do X
why are robots such scummy boyfriends?
So far the only such ultimatum I gave was
>if you love me you won't kill yourself
Granted my gf tends to want to do what I want to do, but I tend to respect her wishes unless I'm really blinded by libido
but she sort of likes that
In my opinion if someone pressures you with ultimatums you should probably cut it off.
I feel like I do the opposite. I can't count how many times I've told my girlfriend "You don't have to if you don't want to" or "I don't want to pressure you into anything."
>asks you to do something
>"if you love him"
o im laffin
that's not a robot.
blue pilled robots do not give a singular grain of shit
red pilled robots like red pilled honest girls, period. If you don't invade his privacy, vice versa unless either of you have suspicions. pretty fair.
>you hooked up with a cyborg alpha
>thought he was roboto
>robots make fun of me
I thought I could be accepted here..
>everyone on /r9k/ talks about assplay and how good it is
>decide to give it a try
>horny as fuck
>lube up my index finger
>slowly insert it into my butt
>go as deep as I'm comfortable going
>o-okay time to jerk off
>wiggling my finger around trying to make something happen
>nothing is happening
>orgasm is weak as hell
I don't get it. What's the appeal?
Would you ever consider having a female roommate?
What do Asian girls smell like? What is it like dating one? I'm Latino so I wouldn't know because they don't dig spics.
How does this pic make you feel?
Does it make you wish you had a Daddy who would touch you like that?
>tfw you can't just post a picture reply
Post Turkish People ITT:
Hey guys don't believe the "6 inches is enough" meme. If a woman has ever been ina relationship with a man with a bigger penis you're fucked. She not going to enjoy sex with you and She s probably gonna make some shitty "we're not sexually compatable" bullshit excuse and leave you.
Like in the post it hits spots "more frequently" and even different spots.
If you're not in the top 25 percent there's no guarantee of a real lasting relationship.
An original hit to my ego and self esteem #2
An oregano blow to my confidence #3
Sure one could say that virgin qts are the answer but even then theyll see things like this, and the media will tell them that bigger is better and then they'll leave because "she wants new experiences"
c-can we get an incest thread going?
>used to really enjoy writing incest greentexts
>would even write multiple separate stories in one thread sometimes
>used to fap to them as well as give other robots something to enjoy
>can't come up with new ideas
>don't enjoy greentexting anymore
>just make threads and roleplay now
>can't even fap to it anymore
Sorry I haven't...
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does it bother anyone else that cringy little prick kids like this even exist? such a punchable face
pic isn't related
>cant trap because im too scared to go to prison
>cant rap because have no lyrical skill/rythm
>cant make beats b3cause lacking in knowledge of music theory and too poor to buy professional equipment
Being a blackbot is sufferijg, im surprised i havent ended my life yet
>depressed because you can't act like the dumb monkey you are
Sure hope this is bait
I promised a monthly update, so I'll be attempting to bring light to your lives with more comfy greentext stories. I promised to send a picture of the drawing I made of her to prove my identity, but I'm eating alone at Olive Garden, so that'll come later. Brace yourselves, these new events were quite a ride for me too.
>be me, morning after the last thread died
>talking to L about trival things as always
>having the time of my life though I don't quite recall what...
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Actually, wait for a moment, I've decided making this thread as good as the first for you all is more important than eating. I'll just pay and go now, since managing this from my phone is terrible. There's none of my nice reaction pictures either.
Nagatoro, of course, which has no relation to these threads at all, besides the fact that the smugness in L and Nagatoro is about the same. There should be a screencap somewhere, according to some anon I talked to.