Just a daily reminder about the fact that estimated 89% of aspies and autistics die virgin.
is anyone home alone completely this christmas?
i am.. can't decide if it is masterrace or total misery.
I'm home alone every single day, including christmas, fampai.
Last year before it was normie9k, the lot of us got into a skype call together for the holidays and kept eachother company. Pretty cozy actually.
Where do we go now that this board is completely and utterly ruined?
Does r9k have friends?
I think I made my first friend today, or this month, whenever it was I wasn't aware of it. I never had a friend before, not even during childhood, I was just that strange kid who everyone hated and no one would speak to. But I think I made my first friend and holy shit I am crying right now. It might seem stupid but it's just so overwhelming to know someone appreciates my presence, or at least pretends to.
Is this the ticket to normie-ism? Please.
So, who are R9Ks friends? How did you meet them? Do you want friends?
If everyone really loves Asian girls why is it everyone roasts me and makes fun of me for liking kpop in real life?
I tried to show my family some kpop stuff today and they made fun of it the whole time. I got so mad I went outside and cried.
robots, all my friends have let me down with fucking christmas eve shit, Im pissed out me head, lets have a nice comfy chat and maybe skype I dont know if theres already a skype thing tell me and let me join Im lonlely and want to sing
Are you 7" banana masterrace
Also reminder that when asked what their ideal size is its on average 7 or more.
Don't worry anon, I'll still love you even if your dick isn't some 8 inch monster penis!
I'm a guy though. No woman will love you if your dick is little.
None of the dicks made were pencils. And you have to remember those are 7" visible. Not bone pressed so you could probably add an extra inch to that. But at least if youre a banana youre inherently good at sex.
WHY AM I SUCH A FUCKING BORING FUCK
>gather all of my energy to ask cute 6/10 girl from class out on a date
>she says yes
>start to freak out
>meet at a local coffee shop in the city
>can't hold her attention for more than 20 minutes and she leaves
Going for coffee is something you do after you've already done the interesting thing you had planned.
Unless you're a middle-aged accountant who works seventy hours a week and only has time to socialize on lunchbreaks?
Because you don't do anything. You don't read books, you don't have a hobby, you don't have any unique skills or talents, you don't keep up with current events, and you probably don't even have a nice body.
Need more omegles to talk to join dfewjrfjewrf
I don't know why the mods delete these threads then tell us to go talk to the degenerate normies of /soc/
>threads aren't original content
More than half of this board is autistic reposts which avoid the robot
If all women are worthless sluts, why aren't you getting laid?
What do i need to have to attract a woman like this?
>Christmas eve alone
>Very rarely drink (2-4 times a year)
>decided I fancy some wine tonight
>go buy a small bottle
>As I'm buying it, as I pour it when I get home all I can hear is
"Everything's better with a little wine in the belly" in Elliot Rodgers voice.
Well, is everything better now that you've got red wine in the belly?
SHE CRUELLY DUMPED ME THEN WENT OFF TO ITALY AND HAD THE HAPPIEST TIME OF HER LIFE AND GODDAMNIT IM STILL SO MAD
SHE DIDN'T DESERVE SUCH HAPPINESS
SHE SAID THE HARDEST THING SHE EVER HAD TO DO WAS GOING HOME, NOT BREAKING UP WITH ME, NO, COMING HOME FROM FUCKING VACATION
IM SO FUCKING MAD
Who here /jenkem/?
>tfw got a jar I've been letting get ripe for a month special for tomorrow
Hey robots! Help me design my YT banner!
I'm a small ass pathetic channel but that's ok