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bro, just be yourself.
We're all 6'4 on the inside.
Why the fuck am I always fucking tired.
I drink plenty of tea and coffee but the effects don't last long.
>Merry Christmas, anon.
>I love you.
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Are we doing a Christmas card this year, /r9k/?
to get the korean moot to rename /r9k/ to /r9k/ - >tfwnobf
How are you spending Christmas eve robots? Screenshot your tabs RIGHT NOW and show us.
Pic related ;_;
Help me. I don't know what to say.
This is from a friend I used to have in middle school.
We messaged a bit over the years but I can never really hold the conversation with him.
Please tell me what to send back. I don't want to be impolite.
>tfw remembering when you met a girl who was perfect for you but your parents wouldn't let you be with her
If someone was 17 and it was their birthday, and they took a double timestamped picture of their dick exactly one second before midnight, and posted it online publicly, could they be charged with distribution of child porn?
I never fell in love.
What is like? And how do I do it? I want to feel something.
>ask my only friend what are his plans this night
>tells me he was invited to join some other guys for some sort of dinner outside in town
>asks me if i want to join
>social anxiety kicks in
>tell him im fine and will go out with my brother instead
there goes my Christmas night on r9k yet again
I envy you.
I have to go to my grandmother's, see my alcoholic and undoubtedly drunk mother who will harass and emotionally abuse my sister, brother, and I, and stay while 15-16 distant family members come and attempt to make small talk with me.
It is my nightmare.
Would much rather spend the whole day on /r9k/.
>people saying "Really?" when something undesirable happens
>people saying "Are you serious?" for the same
Goddamn that is some annoying shit.
Are people extroverted, judgemental, and superficial everywhere or is that mostly an American thing?
>Mum's friend is here for Christmas
>Helping her cook in the kitchen
>I go there to get some food
>"Hahaha, there you are anon! So... Any news? You got yourself a girlfriend yet? I don't see any pictures of you on Facebook next to a girl"
>say with a completely straight face "I am a homosexual"
>"hahah, I know..."
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