There's only 2 people on 4chan. Me and the other guy samefagging behind a thousand proxies.
I now know the secret of 4chan.
well since there are 100000000 posts on 4chan daily and there are 86400 seconds in a day each of you faggots would have to post at a rate of approximately 578.7 posts per second which is impossible, there goes your shitty theory OP
>tfw see perfect girl walking down street
>tfw we both make eye contact
>tfw my heart skips a beat
>tfw I continued walking
FUCK FUCK FUCK I will never see her again, I should have approached her even if there was a 99.9% chance I'd get shot down
>tfw no faux nerd, coal burning, blazing, dp loving, whore of a gf
Confession thread, guess i'll start.
When i was around 8-10 years old i forced my brother to suck my dick. Absolutely no idea why i did it, but it haunts me to this day. Never talked to anyone about it.
You posted this story several times, didn't you? He's like 22 or something, right?
What's the rarest flag you've seen
>"Thanks for looking after me so well this week Anon, I'm so embarrassed for being so ill over Christmas! I hope I haven't ruined your holidays. It really means a lot to have someone there when I'm feeling low, I hope that if you ever get sick I can care for you just as well as you've cared for me!"
>"It's been such a mild winter, it's a real shame it didn't snow this year. Oh well, will you still come for a long walk with me tomorrow before dinner? It's your first time here, maybe I could show you around my hometown and all the places I used to hang out as a kid. That is, I mean, only if you want to."
>"What do you mean "fertile"?"
>"So are you liking Christmas so far Anon? I hope my family aren't too overbearing. They really like you, you know. My mom can't get over how much you resemble my dad when he was your age. Well I hope spending Christmas here with me is better than spending it in that tiny rented room all alone like you did last year!"
>Spend the last 3 Christmases and New Years completely alone
>Improved my looks and stopped being a shut-in NEET, got a decent job
>Started seeing a girl recently and thought maybe this time would be different
>She complains I'm not romantic
>I got some flowers on the way home to give her (pic related)
>It was supposed to be a surprise
>She sends me a text...
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>breaking up over text
>on Consumer Eve
Welp shitty that it happened but you dodged a bullet there. Gonna go with >>25226044 because that actually isn't a half bad idea. Could make someone's day.
Maybe choose a somewhat average girl but still someone you find attractive. Don't give it to some ridiculously gorgeous girl because they're used to that kind of behavior.
> decide to go to family's Christmas party
> parents rail on me for being an atheist
> all family railing on me for something or another
Why did I even fucking try, I made a thread asking if I should go, and everyone said yes. Fuck this.
I never discuss my beliefs, religion, politics, etc. with anybody in my family. The risk is just far too great especially considering my views and opinions are far outside the societal norms.
I don't normally entertain shitposting, but in this case, anon is actually right.
I don't know if God is there, no one does, no matter how much I WANT to believe in eternal paradise where best girl and I live in a wonderful companionship with family and friends, where things are OK, etc etc. The idea of dying is not only scary but terribly depressing and sad. Anyway back to the point: My parents are Christian, bible thumpers, hard core believers.
Dad has a masters in Theology, preaches here and there, really buys the whole God thing, and I don't think I'm superior for not following a specific religion I just don't feel comfortable with it anymore, despite being raised in it. I wish I hadn't been because I want the hard truth over false reality, knowing that the hard truth would wriggle its way into my life no matter how hard I would try to keep it out. My parents will face this as well and its going to hit harder than it did with me. They probably already deal with it, pushing it to the back of their mind.
With that being said, do you really expect emotional support from your family in this case? My parents tried their best with me, they don't understand why I just don't go out and be successful, they are incapable of comprehending certain things, so whats the point in going around saying "I'm atheist, mom and dad please stop forcing me to say 'bless me' when I see you I'm tired of the empty words and superficiality that comes with modern Christianity"? It'll only cost me mental energy and cause them emotional pain, so I grit my teeth and just go with the flow. I never say I'm Christian, and I never say I'm atheist, I just avoid the subject if its brought up.
If they out right ask me I tell them "I don't know, I'm not religious".
You're going to have to find family and acceptance within yourself before finding people to share your life with. Life is constant pain and struggle, we have to work hard enough to bear fruits of happiness.
>join chat rooms online
>literally everybody ignores me
>contacts support asking if I'm shadow banned or something
>they say no
>join chat room
>am a veteran shitposter
>know how to game these kids
>they all reply
Feels confusing 2bh
Merry Christmas /r9k/!
>MFW THERE'S PEOPLE IN /R9K/ WHO AREN'T PRETENDING
>mfw there are people on /r9k/ who are pretending and felt the need to make a thread about it
LOL there is literally no excuse to be a virgin past 18
Anyone else forced to stay in there room tonight?
>im 29 live with parents
>hate when guests come over and usually stay in my room or another room
>parents invite family over, convince parents to tell family im out at a friends house
>thing is ill be home, so ill have to stay in my room cant get up make noise etc...
>no one replies
>make a reply to a thread
>no one else posts in it
IS EVERYONE IN THIS FUCKING WEBSITE SAMEFAGGING?? IT HAPPENS EVERYTIME STOP LEAVING ME ALONE
>make thread about nothing really, /s4s/ quality
I told my roommate I liked him but he doesn't like me back.
ITT: /r9k/ in 1996