Has anybody ever wanted to kill themselves, but couldn't because a part of you still believes life is somehow worth living? That's where I am right now.
So yeah, depression thread. How's everyone else holding up?
Literally all of your instincts are telling you to stay alive. You need to get over them for a swift suicide.
>neet, rarely leave the house
>haven't went outside with a purpose in 4 days
>haven't left in months unaccompanied
>parents want me to order take out and do all the grocery shopping
>suddenly have all this responsibility given to me
>too anxious to leave the house now
sorry ive ruined Christmas senpai
Carry a small pocket knife with you tomorrow. You will become the hero who can open all the packages and boxes.
Anybody have experience with that sort of stuff?
The one thing nerds dont have to worry about is budget. If all you do is play videogames, wageslave, have no friends, dont drink/do drugs
You too can finally lose your virginity like normies
I lost my virginity to a masseuse at an Asian massage parlor. Never wanted a gf, after that it became clear I really didn't need one.
>mfw virgins on /r9k/ cry about tfwnogf when I've had two girls on my cock and balls Adriano style
What do people do in clubs? Dance the whole time? How do you know what to order to drink?
My experience of going a few times when I was a normie.
>everyone just standing around a table
>no one danced
>ordering beer every 30 minutes
>standing around, looking around and drinking beer (which I don't even like)
>loop that for 4 hours
Walking home was 10 times better than that.
If you're a guy just get beer. Don't get wasted unless you've already gotten at least 10 numbers that night and you're satisfied.
If you're a girl just hover around the bar and wait til some guy buys you a drink. Then get really drunk and find a Chad to "rape" you. Do not use a condom.
Merry christmas, dear robots, "fembots", normies, NEETs and wagekeks. I wish you all a happy life and good feels.
Thanks for not starting another racebait, shitposting, cut vs uncut, or manlet thread here on /r9k/
has your boss ever made a move on you or vice versa? did you have an affair?
i'm really curious to see if this got you ahead or totally fucked up your career. does this kind of thing even happen?
My now ex-girlfriend fucked her shift manager at McDonald's while we were dating. She has a chubby chaser fetish and I wasn't fat.
I broke up with her as soon as I found out (the shift manager's sister told me via text the next day).
She's still a crew member getting paid minimum wage.
Women are the niggers of gender. Never forget this r9k.
i like fapping to amateur videos of my race of woman (Asian) with another race of men, because im watching a video that i probably wasn't meant to watch.
its taboo, and fascinating. i feel a little envy, but more than the envy i want to see the woman orgasm.
i'll watch mainstream produced porn too, but usually i just pass over them because they don't have the genuine attraction/energy that legit amateur videos seem to have.
my favorite position to watch the man fuck her is from the back, or doggystyle.
amateur videos of pretty Asian...
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i'm addicted to interracial pictures. i like happy IR couples, they always make me feel some type of way.
but seeing the same IR couples posted over and over, you know that coupling is pretty dead in the water.
Hello, fellow robots!
If any of you feel like doing something else rather than deal with these stupid holidays, come join this thread and draw with us
You could draw bad christmas feels, good christmas feels, just feels, something that's happened to you, or just avatarfag!
Everyone is welcome and everything is permitted, Photoshop, MS Paint, Notepad
Sorry about the image, all I have on this laptop is MS Paint and a drawing of a chicken leg so I had to improvise
here's my contribution
i hope santa brings me death this year
>spend almost all my time working a crappy job i hate
>listen to the same 6 christmas songs all day
Truely working in retail is the worst kind of hell
Why do normies like "going out" to bars and clubs constantly?
When my workmates invite me, I reluctantly go every few months just so I have some social interaction, but usually they all waste a portion of their wage on overpriced drinks and we stand around packed like sardines in one of the awful clubs in my town.
It's just shit.
I'm ill and I can't go anywhere.
Let's have a thread about anything.
26 F in a LTR
"nice" and "sweet" according to some people
only attract meh friends (work friends, eventually they all fall out)
been this way for as long as I can remember, started up strong at 18. Though the craving is always there, having meh friends meant my outings were limited. Partying could be bar hopping, hotel in another city, concerts. Just drinking (friends sometimes weed), and I don't hold back when drinking and usually get suckered into having more.
even ended up trying coke recently, not something I'd even consider...
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After copious research and investigation I've concluded that the lizard people/aliens are indeed real and among us, they hold most high ranking positions on this planet and are conspiring for our collective human demise. They want to depopulate the earth of humans so they can harvest the planet of a valuable resource that's situated 100km under the earth's crust.
Reminder that if there IS any major global conspiracy, you wouldn't find anything about, highlighted in plain sight on the top of a Google search or Youtube documentary.
The only conspiracy is that there is no conspiracy.
I wonder why the greys are making hybrids. Are they fixing themselves? They are going to use them as pawns to most efficiently control society? Both?
Independently of how absurd things are, the situation looks bleak. My optimistic pet theory is that they just didn't fucked us over definitely because there are more powerfull species wanting to see the ant farm experiment longer, and so the more noxious ones are forced to eat by the sides until the plate finally gets cold enough.