>tfw you sneeze so hard your balls suddenly hurt
>tfw random pain in your asshole even though you don't stick things in your ass
It's ass cancer isn't it?
a bunch of depressed and mentally ill people are meeting for coffee today
should i go?
Tell me robots. Why did they put on the mask?
its more important to know what would happen if they take off the mask...
I feel like my personality is fake. I feel like a very one dimensional character that's great at acting. Realistically speaking, I'm pretty sure that's not true much at all but I still can't shake this feeling. I don't know how to fix this but its slowly destroying all of my self confidence and fucking with my identity.
How did 2015 go for you?
My life completely changed, but it's still the same.
wanted to die at a job starting 2015, made a move to another one, turned out to be shitty, get fired, spend 6 months unemployed, feel more mepty than ever because it turns out it wasn't my job that was the problem I'm just getting old
fuck the years passing me by
who /drugs/ here?
any robot who has ordered drugs through a DarkNetMarket/ Dark web/ Tor post your experience
>pretty much every weed strain makes me anxious and paranoid
>mushrooms (truffles) were pretty meh and prevented my dick from working for 10 day after the trip
>have high hopes for MDMA but worried that rolling alone in my room is a waste
My stomach and my bank account are full, and I might have just gotten a house for christmas
Why is Russia and Russians so shit?
It's full of unhappy people who are constantly drunk and fucking, trying not to acknowledge how shit their existence is.
>When you wake up in the middle of the night and you turn on the light only for it to end up feeling like you're staring at the fucking sun.
>When your nose is filled with snot after crying
>When you are typing and you hit backspace only for it to go back a tab.
Hey guys, my girlfriend and I are super happy but the only problem is that she keeps bringing up how she wants me to be more dominant. I was pretty sure that I was dominant enough for example I would forcefully grab her and pull her towards me to make out, then i would either hold her face or choke her softly. Does this mean im just a natual born pussy or what? help me out /r/obots
Who /isolation/ here? It sucks man
Alright boys, I gave up my favorite videogame (the only one I could play anymore) a month back, went to a bunch of interviews and might have a job offer coming that I will ignore.
I just applied for my dream job (at least out of the ones I can get right now).
I'm putting my all into this. If this fails I don't know what I'll do, I got nothing else to live for. I feel useless and my only interests are reading about things and spending time with my gf doing absolutely nothing.
I hope I can have just this one thing to maybe lift me out of complete...
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>tfw just want someone cute who will wear gloves and boots when its cold
>tfw I just took a viagra
These bad boys take 45 minutes to kick in, wish me luck on my fapping adventures robots!
Ok, why are so many of you faggots non-drinkers? It's the robot thing to do and it makes life tolerable.
Buzzing from some high-octane AA coffee and lounging around in some nice joggers because muh pham opened our gifts last night.
Also: 2.5 years nodrink because prison and stuff
Yeah it was my 2nd case of felony property damage = mandatory state time.
I know this is cuckchan but why so many worthless faggots "drinking isn't my thing"?
Aside from the vidya there isn't shit to do