>tfw you ERP with someone for like two fucking hours and make up literally everything about "yourself" on the spot, and he still thinks you're a girl IRL
Why are cute sissies 25% more attractive and feminine than so-called real women?
>just go to the beach they said
>just go to places with women they said
Just don't lose all hope they said.
they said they said they said
You're too socially awkward to interact with regular people. Women are terrifying.
Say you succeed. She wants a wedding and children.
How will you feel dishing out $30,000 on a wedding?
How will you raise a child?
How are you going to go during that 3 month period getting covered in vomit, feces and urine, unable to sleep for more than an hour.
Will you be able to deal with the inevitable interpersonal conflict this implies?
For 3 months? A year? 18 years? 30?
Anon, your grass is green. Get a hobby that satisfies you. You won't find long-term satisfaction between someone else's thighs.
You don't even know, but hey women find them attractive (in the states at least)
Rate my girlfriend. I love her very deeply.
who /spending xmas alone again/ here?
Merry christmas you retarded fucking faggots
Have a Meryl
I sit alone in my room and hiding from the visit of my family.
>80km cycle with friend 6am
>drive to parents house 9am
>help cook lunch
>eat lunch with family
>go to friends house, drink beers
>grill steaks, drink more beers
work till Mr. Shekelstein lets us off (he usually cuts us at around 2:00 in the afternoon on holidays)
then bus to NYC to see me familia in new jersey
probably get home around 10pm and get shrekt on the liquid jew
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A BOX HEAD GF
What shoes do you wear anon?
My shoes are literally falling apart. I was afraid today that the soles would come off, which would be awkward because I was far away from home and went out without socks, so would have to go back barefoot.
Vans are too stiff to walk comfortably in, they're impractical for everything, except skating, what they were designed for.
Does anyone else feel like anime/manga has ruined their life in the sense that it'll never compare, even though you know and understand that it's fantasy?
I've done nothing but consume media my whole life and now my life feels pointless, all because it'll never compare to anything I've escaped into.
explain this to me you fucks
Why are brunettes so perfect?
Blondes never look smart though. They look stupid.
>sis and bf are having sex next room, I hear her moaning loudly
Should I peek and fap, fellow robots?