Would you incest a sibling/parent if they were into it?
No. I'm desperate to put my dick in someone but not enough to fuck a family member.
Hello guys, I play competitive Overwatch with a girl who plays mostly support, how do I find out if she actually has fun with me or she just wants an easy boost from the first beta she found ?
Obviously I'm not trying to make her my gf, we live very far from each other and that would be ludicrous, just knowing she finds me funny and enjoys my company would be enough...
Fill it out
A man dies and gets the statistics of his life.
>Has done it more than everyone who ever posted on this board combined
Is this really how normies live?
How come all girls seem to have guys who they can fall back at if they need their itches scratched?
There is a discrepancy there, where are all the guys for the girls.
Don't tell me Chads fuck 3 different girls in a week.
>26 years old NEET
>go to apply for job
>mfw every single job wants me to list references
>every. single. one.
well fuck! guess im just fucking doomed to live like a neet forever!
>No bf to tell him to shove up my girl cave some fake eggs to satisfy my egg laying fetish
Hey friends! I'm officially not a faggot! Just had a real lady diddle my doinkler. Still a Virginia though.
>You will never have attended camp kidney
>"its time to come out of your shell anon"
>"Get off that PC anon, you're going outside."
>"I don't care how you feel or what you think, you need to come out of your shell and get outside more often."
I just want to kill my mother, why isn't murder legal?
Why do women date within a week of a breakup? Why do they have cocks on standby? Why???????
Bored af, post your username and I'll add you to my world to dick around.
Is he our guy?
Well the Democratic party has been having meetings talking about putting him as the presidential candidate to replace Hillary due to her illnesses so its very possible hes the next president.
I heard some of you guys are around Clayton?
it makes me happy we keep getting these threads because NC doesn't matter anywhere else. I can feel special here
>you will never be hired as the official judge of all bikini girl buttsniffing contests
My dream in life is to get paid to sniff girl butts. It's the only thing in this life that I truly love. It's the only thing I'm really good at ;_;
Nobody else loves to sting their nostrils on a girl's salty stinky little butthole?
You're at a bar with your gf and THIS guy busts in naked and shoots you and forces his cock in your mouth. Your gf draws her gun and kills herself right on the spot. You have a gun in your pocket but can't remember if it's loaded.
Make me cum and you live, the guy snorts.
His accomplices break into the bar with ARs and start mowing down all the bar patrons.
>forces his cock in your mouth
Based on the fact that his belly sticks out at least 2 feet, and the lonvest penis in the world is 19 inches, his own belly would cockblock him by about 5 inches at the very least.
ITT: Share a good memory. it doesn't have to be a huge event.
Had a sleepover at a friends house when I was younger. We watched movies and played videogames until the early morning.
Those were simpler times
Women have some spooky shit going on for them.
Did you guys know that when two or more women hang out together in a regular basis, their menstrual cycles start to "synchronize" (start and end in the same days)?
Or that they are more likely to give birth in a full moon?
Literally /x/ tier material.
What are you reasons to even stay alive?
> gaming is no fun anymore.
> studying used to be interesting, now i just want to finish
> don't want to get an actual job
> meet my only friend, that i actualy in love in, became nothing but pain
> literaly nothing that makes me happy.
i got bored of video games 10 years ago.
you'll eventually start watching more and more movies/tv shows/documentaries and maybe listening to a lot of music
then you'll get bored of that and just shitpost all day
>start to date 7/10 girl
>things are going well
>no real complaints
>she says (exact): 'you wouldn't mind if I had sex with [name], would you? i mean, you can join in or...'
>[name] is one of her guy friends
>i wasnt prepared for this feel
>Add someone from here on steam
>He's super nice, one of the few people I can hold a conversation with
>Even gift him some games on steam
>He drops contact without any signs beforehand
FUCK YOU I KNOW YOU'RE HERE
I am about to trigger 60% of the people here. Actually /r9k/ is quite laid back about this, if I posted on /pol/ it would trigger 80% of people, and 85-90% of people outside 4chan
Tobacco is not only better for you than marijuana, but so good, that you should take it up if you don't do so already.
Of course if you have a personal preference not to smoke that's fine, but you are missing out on all the benefits.
>Go to the arcade
How do react?
How's he doing?
Is he dead yet?
He's still alive but near homeless or something and a tranny, and his mom is gonna die soon. Plus he's getting older, we're reaching the point where it's not as funny anymore and more just a weird somber tale. Like you're watching some guy become a bigger and bigger failure until there's nothing left of him. When you're a loser and young it's funny, when you're a loser and old it's depressing.
>don't get it twisted
What's up robots, feeling blue today. I fucking hate my bday. I decided to paint this because I have no one to spend my day with and I had to rest my mind. Feels thread. (Posted it on /b/ but no one gave a fuck)
I know I ain't a great artist but fuck it
How can I be single if the old lady in the store told me I was a sharp lookin young man?
I know this. I went to a wedding without a date and everyone was mirin. Everyone was like 50 too though.
Usually what I find is that problems are universal and my experience isn't unique at all.
So I reason that there's a fuck load of good looking people my age who don't have partners right now.
Why that is is up to speculation.
>you will never be an American soldier in Vietnam who will fall in love with some peasant Vietnamese girl
Why even live?
I'm about to have my second nap of the day while wagies are just getting home.
If this doesn't make you feel sorry for femanons I don't know what will.
More femanons need to post their tits on /r9k/, you have become arrogant since the days of 06/07 /b/ and stopped posted tits so readily.
Oh shut up. I don't feel bad for femanons, but I don't give a shit about their tits either. Maybe if us guys stopped treating them exceptionally (whether that's extra anger or attention or whatever), it would stop being a problem.