>all the adds and links are for gay porn sites and vids
How does the Internet know!? It was just one trap video.
Anyone here have luck with jelqing?
I'm 7.5 x 5.5 but I still feel insecure as fuck. Although I'm mostly insecure about lacking girth. Does jelqing / extenders work?
Who /sleepy/ here? Time to get Comfy robots
>ywn wear a nice brown suit with a proper reason
>ywn have a legitimate reason to wear an eye-patch
>ywn be the bodyguard of a vapid and superficial qt girl who you slowly guide and teach the ways of life
Why are asian guys so insecure and spam r9k? Is it because they have small dicks?
>Why are asian guys so insecure and spam r9k?
he says constantly ignoring the fucking hoard of interracial BMWF porn and hiding every remaining shread of cuckoldry from his browser to post this thread about maybe one asian thread
white people on this website have to be the most insecure people on the planet
I thought you guys said all women were materialistic and disloyal?
Who else /weight loss/ here?
went from 250 to 175
now my ribs fucking stick out through my skin and i still have a gut
i'm almost less happy than when i began, my ribs stick out SO MUCH
If i lose anymore weight i'd turn into an Auschwitz victim.
Are british people the biggest cucks?
They literally watch shows on the BBC
>too tired to watch anime or play video games
>not tired enough to pass out in bed
>just tired enough to stare at r9k for hours
>tfw no common sailor bf
>tfw not a common sailor
If I wasn't half fucking cripple, I'd love doing that for a couple years.
How the hell'd you find that? I thought it was a meme 'shop until I googled and it does exist.
>tfw remembering all the times girls made moves on you and you failed to realize
ITS NOT FAIR
why are normies so cruel
Because you're just so easy to be cruel to, now go be a cuck somewhere else, /r9k/ is for normies now
Normies don't have empathy/are mentally ill. It's very obvious if you look at their behavior
1. Disdain for anyone not normie
2. If prompted for advice, repeat script. If person doesn't like it, insult them
3. Desire to see others suffer ( Suicide is selfish! Don't do it!)
4. Inability to understand different points of view
5. Risky behavior (sex, drugs, partying etc)
6. Unable to understand boundaries (Stays on r9k despite being normie)
Hey robots, how to I stop being a degenerate?
So I'm on the cam site YouNow and on average I have 10-20 viewers. It takes 350-500 to get partnered. What do you think I should do to get to the next level, robots?
>tfw no cute white gf to have missionary sex with on Christmas day
Too busy banging my black qt3.14 to give a fuck. Then she'll watch me play Fallout 4 and be a hero on a search for "our son", and it will be glorious.
Why would you fuck on our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ's birthday? What's wrong with you?
It's the Year of our Lord 2015, come on.