Who /wantsagilf/ here?
>tfw just want a much older woman to cater to my needs and fuck well into her 80's.
I /wantatilf/ here
>tfw just want a much younger girl to cater to her needs and fuck her well into my 80s
i just found out mold could be linked to depression
If you do not have sex within the next 48 hours, you will then die a quick but painful death.
What's your plan to survive anon?
p.s. Don't be a pussy and say "Oh guess I'll just die then".
headlines: "INTERNET FREAKS OUT OVER PANDA HIDDEN BY SNOWMAN!!!"
First the black and gold dress and now this shit. Why?
i found the panda in literally 3 seconds
>talking to hot asian girl from childhood
>girl shows interest
>I get job to visit girl
>she wont visit me back because it costs too much to travel 30 miles apparently
>meets a chad from america and pays for plane ticket out there
>does this three times even though her previous chad from america screwed her over
This thread is about those of us with thundercocks and some of the issues we have.
Hey many of my bros made the 8x6 cut off.
Honestly speaking if you had the chance to give trade an inch from either you height or penis size what would you do.
Im exactly 6' and a fraction longer than 8". From having sex Ive pretty much given up on going balls deep. So really I kinda feel like being 6'1 and 7" is more impressive than 6' and 8". However I could see myself also just taking off 1/2 from the length and putting it towards girth. Splitting girls...
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I'm 9x6. Looks great in photos but is quite annoying to use.
i've spent about 8 hours drinking nothing but fruity cider and stale beer. I feel like cutting but I wan't to do something cool before I go. Any suggestions. I know it's christmas eve but that adds to the experience desu.
>I feel like cutting
You feel like losing weight or cutting yourself?
>I wan't to do something cool before I go
Makes it sound like you're going to cut yourself and that you think you'll die from it. Wow. That is stupid.
Jump off a tall building or a bridge.
what if you woke up and this was all a dream
it most likely is a dream or we are all just codes of a complex computer system
or the earth is a brain and we are all a part of its dream? one conciousness experiencing itself thru different realities.. or earth is a brain and we are trying to destroy it..
or life is what is it fucking is and theres nothing we can do abotu it but sit here sadly questioning our existence for the rest of our lives.
it can't be though, because whenever i'm completely happy i wake up
i'm not even fucking kidding, my mind is so fundamentally hardwired to believe true contentment is a thing that will never happen that whenever i feel that, it immediately knows "wait, this isn't real," and tries to wake me up. then it does because it's right.
What do you guys do when someone insults the waifu?
Should I make an account on a dating website? I'm basically a failed normie so I think I can handle myself without too much autism and this might be easier for me since I'm decent looking and everybody's trying to get a date, less bullshitting.
there's no reason not to try
there's also no reason to expect anything will come of it. the kind of girls even garbage-standards robots wouldn't stoop to get literal dozens of messages a week. the rest get hundreds. chances are at least one of those is thinner/richer than you.
>tfw late bloomer and started puberty at 16
>tfw dad's jawline looks like pic related
>18 now and jawline isnt on point compared to guys my age
My jawline will form someday... r-r-right guys?
does anyone here try to make fake chad accounts on okc and other dating sites to fuck with roasties?
Yeah, but I haven't messaged anyone because I don't know how to utilize this power.
>fell off my skate board this morning
>group of normies laughed at me and called me a "flatty"
>shredded my hip on the pavement
poooor you :(((
there, you got your attention.
now kindly FUCK OFF, roastie
Does anyone else really like hatsune mikus rule34?
Like, to the point that they are OBSESSED with it
I mean, it is from a 16 year old girl after all...
>tfw no kamay washing, jeepney driving, kanin picking, tuko calling, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
>tfw no saddle wearing, fly swatting, apple eating, hoof stamping, oxer jumping, carriage drawing, Triple-Crown running, qtp2t horse gf