Who /has qt gf/ here but isn't happy?
Shit sucks man.
>tfw no test pilot bf
You see, fatbros, these people will hate us no matter what. this picture proves it. But not only that, they hate us more than anything.
Someone could be rude or spit in their face and they will still hate us more.
Someone could destroy their property or assualt them and they will still hate us more.
Someone could rape their loved ones or go on a killing spree and they will still hate us more.
Someone could cause the deaths of millions and destroy entire galaxies and they will still hate us more.
We could be kind and helpful to them and they will still hate...
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>tfw had to hold in farts all day today and tomorrow will be worse
Is it okay to hold in your farts?
Why don't you have a gas tank built into your pants/underwear? I have a tube tied up to my ass which feeds my gas into a portable tank. Yes it sticks out slightly, but its better than holding it in all day, or letting it R.I.P. in front of everyone else and having them suffer.
>haven't left the house in months
>muster up the courage to go out to get my mom a nice christmas present
>as i'm walking around the store, I bump into a little kid
>kid points at my face and screams "MONSTER!"
What are some ways to be kind to people robots? I've realized that compassion and just doing a nice thing that can help other people can make the world a slightly better place. I'm a virgin NEET with no friends like many of you.
I have about $4,000 from my summer wagecuck job, would handing out $20 bills or something to strangers be helpful and kind?
You're not even rich, why would you give your money away? I wouldn't give to charity even if I was rich. Just buy shit for yourself and make yourself happy. If material things aren't enough then use the money to improve yourself so that others will like you more.
What's it like having a girlfriend? Are they as qt, feminine, soft as they seem? What kind of things do they talk about? How do they improve your life?
This tbqh mis famila
When your horny how annoying she is will be a non issue. As soon as you finish you'll just want her to shut the fuck up for 5 seconds and stop draining all your money, time, and mana.
They're falling for the ruse!
>being a male feminist
>being a hipster
>being a nu-male
which ones apply to you /r9k/
None of the above. I am just a weirdo who doesn't really fit in anywhere
>tfw starting to subtract 1 from my age in order to fit in with more people at college now that all of my close friends have graduated and moved on
I feel like a middled aged woman senpai...
>fat as fuck
>want to lose weight so I can be attractive enough to marry a virgin qt 3.14 Muslim girl as they are all coming to the States
>tfw will probably be too late as they will all be converted to whores by the time I'm no longer a fat ass
I fucking hate stoner culture and everything it stands for.
>tfw you cook meat that you killed yourself without the supermarket, without neetbux. Going into the woods and bringing food out.
I'm sure someone else does this. Tree rat and venison boys
Around whites never relax
native americans who assimilated became wealthy landowners with qt white waifus
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