tfw you're ugly af but still got a nice looking chin (unlike this guy)
You do have a PS4 right bros?
ITT: Happier times in Elliot's life
>"They came up to me in a group and taught me how to "slow dance". I had to place my hands on their hips, while they placed their hands on my shoulders, and we would move slowly with the music." - My Twisted World. p29
>"A few girls continued to pay attention to me, saying hi as I walked by them and occasionally giving me hugs" - My Twisted World. p30.
So why do you guys hate work so much when you don't have a life anyway?
It's gives you something to do and you earn money while doing it.
I'm grateful for the money but it just erodes my very being. Trade slaving is all a guy like me could hope for and it's literally killing me. For the past six years I've just been existing and wasting my money instead of the government's
Neet life is sweet but will never really last and eventually gets incredibly boring. I don't know what to tell you, senpai. Shit is fucked and I'll probably kill myself at christmas
>Having motivation to slave away 9-5 x5 per week
>stress and sleep deprivation
>and the pay out for all that freetime is a pittance
sure i understand if you have to keep your family fed but if you're living solo why bother?
are you gonna save up for something with that shit pay?
we hate work because we have 0 motivation to work those hours for that pay, simple really
If Brits are supposed to be so hideous why do they consistently produce some of the highest paid models and actresses decade after decade?
Even the guy who currently plays Superman, a character of whom is intended to be representative of all that inhabits Americanism, is a Brit.
Hell even Batman is played by a British actor.
>it's a "liberal plays armchair psychologist with you based on one thing you've said" episode
>Does it feel like you use anime avatars because you actually want to be a little girl yourself?
>i ask not for a lighter burden but for broader shoulders
what did he mean by this?
Tell me what occurred for you during 4chan's 15-minute shutdown, anons?
Where were you when 4chan was down?
well at least we can be sure reddit won't be stealing this meme from us
>stormfront did what years of poopoopeepee did not
4chan has lost its former glory, you guys are good for nothing
>implying this was stormfront
it was /pol/. /pol/ is 4chan's version of stormfront but it's still 4chan, give credit where credit's due.
And the articles quote "anonymous sources" which are probably 4chan trolls
yeah, but what does nicki minaj think about pepe
I AM SO SICK OF MAINTAINING MY CHAD PERSONA
ITS LIKE A HALLOWEEN COSTUME EVERYONE LIKES BUT ITCHES ON THE INSIDE
I HATE ALL THE RULES, I HATE MAKING GIRLS WAIT FOR MY RESPONSE, I HATE TALKING ABOUT SHIT I DO NOT CARE ABOUT, I HATE NOT BEING ABLE TO TALK ABOUT HOW I REALLY FEEL
BUT IN THE END IT IS STILL THE BETTER ALTERNATIVE TO BEING REJECTED BY EVERYONE
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
Wow. Shit just take it chill senpai. Just stop being "Chad", but carry on treating girls like crap. Talk to people, and try to be their friends. Brainwash yourself that nobody truly notices your "screw ups" in social situations, and that people aren't actually better than you. Confidence, and a normie lifestyle will come naturally after a while.
Hey anons, lets share some songs with each other.
I hope you like this one.
what if she's waiting?
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>what chu lookin' at cuh
Just came back from a hooker's place. Paid for 1 hour stayed for less than 15 minutes. I feel so useless. I don't even wanna try to improve anymore.
>sorry anon you are too good for me
What did she mean by this?
I think saying that to a man is the biggest insult.
What a fucking bitches man, why cant she just say "no,fuck off" or just "no,sorry , its natural to not like someone in that way"
I've been shitting and pissing in my room mates cats litter box. I hate cats and want him to get rid of them. Pic related and yea that's my shit smear. Most of it is from my piss jugs I let stagnate for months and my daily shit.
I also smeared faeces on his toothbrush this morning and he didn't even notice so he ate my shit.
What things that roasties say do you absolutely despise?
>huh I bet men wouldn't last one day if they menstruated, right anon?
>no, I'm busy on Thursday. Also busy next Thursday. Damn can't be with you on Thursday after that either.
>I don't like Chad because he's good looking. I like him because he's confident.
>make a post thanking for being able to go to school and being alive
FUCK YOU BITCH, THANK GOD YOU ARE A ROASTIE YOU FUCKING SCUM, THANK GOD FOR GIVING YOU EASY MODE YOU DISGUSTING FUCKING WHORE, ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR SIIIINSSS, AAAAAAAAAAA!!!
What's your opinion on "people" who are attracted to overage girls?
Personally, I think they're mentally ill and should be locked away before they hurt someone.
I fucking love that feeling that lasts for half an hour or so after a fap, when you realize that nothing is very important and feel at peace with the world
>He doesn't feel that way all the time
C'mon, are you a true robot or just a failed normo?
What must it feel like to experience this after having sex? Wouldn't it be so depressing to realise you spent all that effort just to put your penis in a hole?
People that have sex are fucking losers.
You are a faggot.
can Indian man marry blonde like porno actress Kayden Kross?? If I go to USA?
First time user of backpage for escorts here, do any other robots have experience on how to safely go about hiring someone off there? any tips or rules or story's anyone can tell me before I try it?
>tfw fell for the Asian massage parlor ad
>Cal Poly green
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>sister has blonde hair, pale skin and green eyes
>be born brown haired, brown eyed and with a slight brown tone dark enough that people think I'm middle-eastern
How did this happen, /r9k/?
>sister born blonde, straight hair, tall, great figure and 8/10 face
>be born a 4/10 ginger manlet with curly hair
>tfw you realize that circumcision is just a Jewish ploy to sell lube to men
>tfw cut cuck and been jacking it dry for at least 8 or 7 years
I've tried lube, but it's just messy and not worth the effort
Is waking up next to a girl the best feeling ever?
What's the first thing you think of when you see a girl like this?
>tfw stuck in a shitty 3rd world country
>tfw absolutely despise it in every aspect
>tfw don't have the money to leave it
>tfw tried to get the us tourist visa in an attempt to go there and steal some job illegally but it was denied during the interview
>tfw imageboards and english-speaking youtubers are my only escape
>tfw stuck here forever probably
The true r9k approved game, post anything RS3 related
>actual robot community
>older players those with accounts over 10 years old
>training invention at 3am in the morning
>listening to the sounds of the harp in prif
>collecting post 99 mining XP
>comfy divination training after caches
Oldschool normalfags not welcome and can head over to thread...
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maybe I should take some new pics, castlewars is really lively right now
>tfw you realize you don't have a personality and that's why people don't like you
No, some people seriously can't have one, not even aquire it through copy-pasta other people's personality on themselves.
Usually they're very dumb too and when they have to do some brain work discussion they make your ears bleed and want to punch them in the face.
>first time talking to someone
>manage to fake being somewhat interesting
>can only give out generic replies like "oh, that sucks" or "neat"
>they start getting more distant
kill me and stop this cycle please