Would the world be better if women were revoked of human rights?
>tfw have average penis
>tfw proud of my average penis
get rekt white roasties
What's the best feels you've seen of 2015?
ITT: People you look up to
only look up to dave choe because of his dont get a fuck attitude...
anyone with an omega male don't get a fuck - alternative lifestyle.
>go to job interview
>everything going well
>suddenly he asks "why do you want this job?"
>panic internally and start sweating bullets
>just decide to be honest and say "I just want some money man."
>he gives me "are you serious?" looks and says he thinks we're done
>i say "o-okay" and do my walk of shame out
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Is it true that someone legally has access to your home as long as they have the key?
As in, they're free to sleep over, eat your food, and use your facilities and you can't call the police on them to make them leave?
But on another note I pulled this bad boy the other day and plan on making a badass commander deck around him
>no immediate board impact
>no protection from removal
Literally shit tier commander.
BEST case is he somehow lives for a turn and you
The next turn, which somehow doesn't get countered. Then you wait ANOTHER turn before you can attack and win.
Merry christmas everybody! How are you going to spend today?
>tfw going to the store to buy a 24 pack to drink in 2 days and play video games
Who /goodchristmas/ here? No more extended family asking when am I going to get a gf and no more forced socialization
>mom sends you pic related
>"OMG! Sorry this was meant for your brother, Chad! Please don't tell your father"
>live with parents
>use fleshlight from time to time
>today I used it before going to work and forgot to hide it
>literally a fleshlight on my table with sperm dripping out of it
>come back from work, the fleshlight is on my chair
>mom probably saw it and moved it while cleaning the house
Fuck my stupidity I want to fucking crush my head right now. Have you got any similar stories and ways to relax?
BLACK ASS BELONGS TO WHITE COCK
who /lifeofcrime/ here? Post your stories, fellow subhumans
What crazy memes will 2016 boast? 2015 was all about Bane and the Far Left, what meme stocks should I invest in going into the new year?
2016: The Year of the Trump
Trump's campaign gets better every day and Election Day 2016 will be the culmination of /pol/'s meme magic. I can't wait.
How does /r9k/ like my new yoga pants?
I am too scared to check my results. I am 99% certain that I failed Calculus 1, Gen Chem 1, and Programming in C.
The last and first were completely avoidable if I did my work throughout the semester instead of literally doing everything the night before.
This was my first semester in uni and I'm certain I failed 3/5 of my courses already because I'm an unmotivated, depressed, lazy little shit who sleeps all the time.
I'm in engineering too and the weeder courses didn't even kick in yet.