I'm starting to fall in love with my therapist.
What the heck do I do?
You should make a move. If she refuses, tell her you'll kill yourself. It works every time.
>mom son impregnation fetish
>started doing prostate stimulation
>own several sexual toys
Who else /degenerate/ here?
>finally got down to the sex shop
>training my ass with a 1 inch plug right now
>going to finish with a prostate massager later
>planning to move to a 1.75 inch plug in a week or so
>have gay faps in shower on rare occasions
>recently decided to take mom's dildo and try using it
>can't put it in my ass, can't fit my whole mouth around it
>just prod my asshole with it and cum
>clean it and put it back
>get weirded out by the experience
Don't think I'll ever do that again.
>have a mother/son fetish
>mom is fat and not very attractive
>can't let anyone know of my fetish because I won't be able to prove that I don't want to fuck my own mom
mwah mwah mwah kissy kissy <3
Same joke every year..
LEAVE ME ALONE FOR FUCK'S SAKE YEAH CAVE HAHAHA FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
how's the job hunt going?! aha ha hahahahHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOROOOOOOOOOOOOOROOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I will never have a gf.
No girl will ever like me.
I'll never kiss.
I'll never have sex.
I'll never cuddle.
To any anons that ever took someone for a ride or just didn't bother explaining to a guy or girl that you either weren't interested or had a relationship from the get-go and just let that bullshit drag on either for your own amusement or because you didn't have the stomach to do so, then i suggest you a choke on a bag of dicks and excuse yourselves from the gene pool.
Who else has had something like this happen to him or her?
>tfw application got rejected from community clown college
Wow - what program were you applying to and how were your grades?
You know, it's probably for the best. A lot of people get in that really shouldn't and they are the folks that end up in debt and unemployed.
Just make a plan of what to do instead.
how many pull ups can you do right now anon?
>grind up some high quality chronic
>split the swisher and fill it wit herb
>smoke that shit
>go to outer space
>line up ketamine
>go further into outer space
Why do people say Eurasians make the best mixes?this woman literally looks like a pig. The worst features from Asian and white.
When did this happen?
>tfw no /mischief/ bf
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF GET THE FUCK OFF NY R9K
RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
HAD A VERY SHIT STAINED NOSE
AND IF YOU EVER SAW IT
YOU WOULD PROBABLY SAY HE BLOWS
ALL OF THE OTHER REINDEER
USED TO LAUGH AND CALL HIM NAMES
THEYD NEVER LET FAG RUDOLPH
PLAY IN ANY ORGY TRAINS
THEN ON EVERY CHRISTMAS EVE
THEYD PLAY THIS SONG SO LOUD
IN EVERY SHOP AND PLACE THAT HAD
SPEAKERS ALL AROUND
OH, HOW THEYVE MADE US HATE HIM
HEARING IT MAKES US SHOUT REEE
RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
WHY WONT YOU GO BACK TO /B/
When did you realise you're the only kissless, hugless, virgin over the age of 20 still posting on this board?
When did you realise it's not normal to have not lost your virginity by age 16?
Come on bro, cheer up. Don't get deluded by the shitty life standarts of normalfags. It's hard to live and to find his place in such a period of time.
I think not fitting in our modern society means most likely that you're a good person.
Not sliding your flesh cylinder in a flesh hole is meaningless.
>tfw can't find dad's christmas present anymore
>tfw not enough money and time to buy him a new present
>less than 20 hours left
Holy fuck what am I supposed to do.
I've been looking for it for hours now