What should I buy? I was hardcore Wizardchan NEET for two years. I've been wagecucking for several months now, but I haven't enjoyed my money because I hate spending it. I sense demise before long, so I got to start using it.
The only thing I can think of to buy is pic related. $240. I have $3,000 saved. I make $1,000 a month.
Mtg, water filters, pol related rare leather books, a tent, driving lessons, gym membership, jojo figures, stocks, silver, a fishing rod, whiskey, nice underwear, a ticket to somewhere nice, tobacco, good shoes, a gun.
daily reminder of what?
bimbo stacies are posterchilds for trump?
foxkin genderqueer mtf denim-dress wearing fuckheads are posterchilds for hillary's "progressive" campaign?
both are fucking annoying.
he seems like a good likeable guy. i dont see why people think he racist or awful.
>move to a new college for my second year, want to make an impression
>acquire everybody's email addresses from the class i'll be attending
>two weeks beforehand
>send a mass email out from a throwaway saying "He's coming. [14 days]"
>send another email at the same time to all the people who will be in the class ("Your new student is arriving." "Prepare...
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I was a cringe baron in high school
>first day of 9th grade
>know no one
>since i have no one to sit with decide I will just sit at a random table with random people
>for some reason I sit at a table with only 12th grade Stacies sitting there.
>never seen them before in my life
>"I-i'm gonna sit here OK?"
>they just stare at me and say "...OK"
>I sit down at their table and do not say a single word the entire time
>At one point start choking on the corn
>Next day they sit on the opposite side of the cafeteria
i got more
no bait i promise you, believe me i wish it was.
i think i'd watched a film or something and thought it'd be a cool way to build up to my arrival, didn't realize how much i was overdoing it though. fucking embarrassing holy shit
Would it be bad to lose my virginity to the woman who was formerly my step-mom and mother to my little brother?
>she would rather destroy her rectum then hold eye contact with you for longer then 2 seconds
where did everything go so wrong
Why is it that every cyclist I see is a chad?
There's a reason robots hate women. The only thing a woman has to give is sex.
The only reason a man would be with a woman is for sex. Women in every other regard are terrible people.
Since robots don't get sex, they only see women at face value. You'd have to be insane not to hate women if you viewed them like that.
The literal girl of your dreams appears before you and says she wants to be yours. There's a catch though, when she takes off her panties to finally end your virginity you see that she has a cock and it's bigger than yours. She pushes you down onto your knees in front of her.
She then reveals the true deal. She will be your everything, she will support whatever lifestyle you want and let you fuck her, but you MUST let her cum inside of you at least once per day for the rest of your life. If you try to leave her after she takes your virginity she will rape you...
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Who here is a /grinch/?
>Mom will meekly ask me if I want to go to Christmas dinner with my family, like she does every year
>I'll mumble in disapproval without looking back from my computer screen
>She'll pause for a moment, then shuffle away
>I think of a bunch of lines from The Grinch Who Stole Christmas
>I DON'T EVEN CARVE THE ROAST BEAST
It's true Christmaskino. But what the fuck was this thing?
I live in VIRGINIA
Any other VA friends around?
rate my body
Bored tonight /r9k/ come play BGO with fellow robots
>In order to become a true man, it's the duty of young males to insert their hands into these gloves full of bullet ants and in doing so, they're considered as another warrior of the tribe who is now suitable for marriage and creating a family
Would you wear these gloves if they guaranteed a gf for you?
Is it wrong for a 19 y.o. college student to date a guy in his late 40s?
ls Chicken Little the John Lennon of our generation?
>tell us why we should hire you
>Therapist tells me Chad doesn't exist
>"He is just a figment of your imagination that you have created to blame for your completely fixable problems
>See this on normiegram
None of those guys are Chads
They're trying to emulate Chad, they're genetically inferior so go with the easiest Chaddiest look
aka pastel shorts and tops and a certain attitude, however they fall slightly short
More Chad than you, but not Chad himself
who here is /nochin/?
>50+ overweight single mother
>autistic 22 year old sister, obsessed with harry potter etc.
>me, robot 20yr old that cant grow up
>43 y.o. unemployed single mother
>17 y.o. overweight roastie sister
>24 y.o. autistic overweight shut in unemployed failure that thinks he doesn't belong on this planet and has suicidal thoughts on daily basis and constantly plays vidya to distract himself, me.
Just end my suffering.
How am I even supposed to compete with this?
Will penises eventually become obsolete in the future, and only used for pro-recreation?
You know, for a while now I've actually been wanting a girl who stretches herself out like that, because I figure maybe then she won't care what size my penis is, since she is beyond the limit of human penis sizes.
this is the birthplace of the world's most powerful frog.
>pepe began as an innocent meme enjoyed by teenagers blah blah blah
>they've decided to take pepe back by adding swastikas
as glad as I am that normies will keep their hands off my precious frog
what did they mean by this?
Post how you wish you looked
>i will never be as cool as jim morrison or keith richards
>tfw everyfuckingone found love except you
couples all around me.
my friends. my family.
i'm the one the world left behind
>mfw seeing a couple doing all that gay cutesy couple shit
Feels good having transcended past those pleb feels
>even the ugliest person you know has found a gf
>you know deep down its because they're a genuinely nice person and that you're ugly inside and out
>they're a genuinely nice person and that you're ugly inside and out
fuck you for speaking the truth.
guys pepe is on the news. What's going on?
I feel like I'm in some kind of bizarro world. fucking memes are being reported on the news 24/7. I guess the computer simulation is starting to break down.
sadfrogmeme is gonna die a horrible death
How do you pronounce "OP" ?
I've always pronounced it 'awp' or 'ahhp'
I find SAT math inhumanly difficult. I couldnt finish the test if my life depended on it. But I've studied nonstop 2 whole years for it. I repeated it 3 time(and countless practice times) and got scores between 400 and 500. I always have around 20-15 unanswered questions by the time the time limit ends.
All I ever wanted was to be average at math...
I would gladly trade everything to be good at it.
>tfw you cry while watching all of your internet friends get mad at eachother and end up leaving the friend group
i hate how sensitive i am. its happening right now and im on the verge of balling my eyes out.
>tfw you make a thread all the time and no one replies
i fucking hate myself
its all gonna be k brah
you're gonna make it brah
anyone else a misanthrope?
Thought I was when I was an edgy teenager. Turns out I just don't like idiots, which happens to be the majority of the population. I'm amazed that half the western world can even wipe their own ass.
>I pronounce anon as ion.
This for me too. I know "a-non" is right because it's short for anonymous, but it just sounds weird and not like a name you would give someone. Ayy-non suits better for a name during green text stories.