On job apps when they ask "Reasons for leaving:" on a job that you were fired from, what is the best way to answer this without actually saying "fired/terminated"?
Write that they wouldnt give you enough hours. Or say you didnt get along with the manager. No that isnt bad thing to do, tell your new employer "id rather be honest with you", people will eat that up.
Tldr tell thrm it was up to you to leave
>the male """orgasm"""
is there anything more pathetic?
WE NEED TO CYBERNETICALLY AUGMENT OUR TESTICLES SO THAT WE CAN SPEW LITERAL GALLONS OF SEED.
EVERY ORGASM YOU HAVE EVER HAD YOU FEEL DEEP WITHIN YOU THAT YOUR PLEASURE WOULD BE GREATLY ENHANCED WERE YOU ABLE TO EJACULATE A GREATER VOLUME.
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE DREAM OF SCIENCE TO MAKE THE ULTIMATE CUM. OUR CUM OUTPUT IS DIRE
who /hikikomori/ here
i havent left my house since january and feels good, theres nothing for me outside, i'm sad because this january im going to the psychologist because if i dont go she will cut internet and im not ready to kill myself
>Have to talk to my shrink every 2nd week
>shopping every week
>pick up my """pay"""-check when I do shopping.
You need to get on the gravy train. I live in Albany and I recieve $210 + $30 (foodstamps) a week. Plus they pay housing if its less than 650 a month (cheap studio will do).
You don't deserve any woman if you can't appreciate the highest form of beauty the female body can achieve.
We all suffer-- the stronger you are, the more you realize that the journey is the goal.
You obviously have shit taste if you think that your pic-related is beautiful, anon. She's like a fucking skeleton.
Add a good mass of muscles and a little bit of fat and then we'll talk.
Say this word aloud, tell me how it phonetically comes to you.
What is the longest you have gone without showering?
when I was a kid, I wouldn't shower for all of summer (2-3 months)
Then I started to get old and my body started to produce the gross things that dirty bodies naturally produce.
Now I've gotten into the habit of showering EVERY morning and it's a sure fucking way to start the day!
robots tell me about your first orgasm
i was like 11 or 12. i would sit in the shower and jerk off while imagining this milf i knew, and then i would get scared and stop. i did this over and over again over the course of a month until one day i felt it coming. my heart was racing and my mind was reeling, filled with thoughts of confusion, fear, but ultimately just a sort of understanding, like i knew this was supposed to happen. it felt really scary but also like i was connecting to a natural history larger than myself.
pretty fucking funny in retrospect
How does it feel to kiss a Girl?
Is it just overrated? i just want to know?
Man I have dreamed it so many times and every time when I wake up I feel depressed as fuck because it felt so fucking magic...
I'm afraid that if I have the opportunity to kiss a grill it ruins everything and ends up being awkward as fuck because she may notice I have never kissed anyone...
It depends how tainted your mind has been on the ways of modern women. It also depends how many times you've done it.
At first, it feels like romance. Something pure, of beauty and order. Magnetic synchronicity. Naivety. When you learn of the ways of the world and/or have done it many dozen a time, it can begin to feel cheap, empty, and frivilous.
the process leading up to sex and the fact that you had sex is better than the actual sex
true or false?
>mom's going on about how i'm too quiet and never leave my room again
>mom going on about how I don't have a job again
My mom can literally see, every morning, that I'm working on writing my books yet assume I can't live on my own without fucking up.
It's like she doesn't even consider being an author a potential part-time job (I'm in uni btw)
Thanks a lot, mom. Your worries are wasted on me.
ITT post songs that make you feel less depressed
Saw a similar thread last night but wast really going anywhere. Share you autistic imaginations here. Maybe find some good writing groups?
Also, if you feel like doing so:
>how long you've been thinking about the story
>is it derivitive? (Be honest!)
>book, comic, game, theater/television?
Is it bad for a guy to wears girls underwear? I want to get some but I feel pathetic if I do.
Do it. I'm a /fit/fag with no interest in being a tranny. They are top comfy and my ass looks amazing in them. Someone needs to make manties. Soft fabric with fun fabric design but add a pouch for my cock and balls. I only have 7 pairs when Victoria's Secrets had a sale but if they had one designed for my anatomical differences I'd have a damn drawer full.
Romantically, I sincerely believe you need to touch the soul of your partner before you can properly determine whether it was meant for you. To get this far, it means you need to breach every wall they have put up over the years and, to do this, you need to reach a level of absolute trust. The problem, is that you leave them highly vulnerable... rejection at this level is absolutely Earth shattering.
In long term relationships, I have ended all 6 of them at my own discretion. Only one of them actually 'hurt' me and that wasn't because it ended, but because...
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... tfw ... i wonder where my friend is ... the end ... my only friend the end ...
I'm currently neet and looking for a job however at some point money was tight and I had to choose between going without food or stealing, that was about a month ago.
I then realized that it's so fucking easy to steal from big grocery stores and I sincerely doubt they even give a fuck which is why I do it quite frequently now, even if I have money available.
Anyways, what do you guys think? Is stealing wrong? Is it fine? Where do you draw the line?
Stealing from big chains is fine because fuck corporations. Especially Walmart, fuck that place.
Don't steal from small businesses though.
I'm not a thief or nothing but if you need to eat, you need to eat.
If you believe if it's wrong, then it's wrong. I personally think stealing isn't wrong if you can get away with it.
Femanons, suppose you would find yourself in a situation where you are threatened with death, and the only way to get out of it would be to let an animal fuck you. Your options would be getting fucked by either a horse, a dog or a pig. Which animal would you choose? Or would you accept your death instead?
Daily reminder that if her name end in an "eee" or "uh" sound, she's a twisted whore.
Daily reminder that sex with a drunk woman is rape.
>the current year
>being an Asian ""male""
How are you doing today anon? I am drinking some hot tea and watching ww2 in color.
I'm finalizing my transformation into the ogrelord today. Humanity is not long for this world. God forgive me.
Pondering how edgy I should make my statistics project (correlation between non-latino black, latino, and non-latino white populations and the murder rate) and wondering if my own race can protect me from accusations of racism.
Normies at work are pressuring me to go to the Christmas party coming up, but I know they'll only talk to me for a few minutes and then will leave me looking like the autistic loner. How do I get out of this without looking like I'm anti-social.
>just ejaculated in my sleep
what does it mean?
A succubus has attached itself to you. It drains your sexual energy.
>How do I get a kawaii lolita girlfriend?
homework help pls
Assume a RISC processor takes two microseconds to execute each instruction and an I/O device can wait at most 1 millisecond before its interrupt is serviced. What is the maximum number of instructions that can be executed with interrupts disabled?
idk bro, i've doing a humanities degree. Want to help me with my homework?
"Write three pages about something in American foreign policy between 1790 and 1912 that puzzled you"
>will never get to stay up all night cuddling with a girl and listening to Gorillaz
Hold me robots
>These are preferences for erect penises. The average peen is smaller than this when erect (5.2 inches long, 4.6 inches around).
Well, robots, are you IDEAL?
Everyone here is just fucking around, correct? No one is so pathetic that they cannot get a girlfriend. I am not saying everyone here is Chad Thundercock. We all are just normies pretending to be weak as fuck.
Real robots wouldn't even have the courage to post on the internet.
It's an anonymous board. I can say whatever the fuck I want and no one can trace it back to me.
I can call people a niggerfaggot and close the thread and never return. No consequences.
I don't though.
can we get a good hmm thread up in here?
gonna go ahead and dump some from the ol hmmm folder
>Oh Chadson! Shall we tell anon that he's going to be an older brother/uncle?
How come there is such a small number of billionaire women?