So my mother's the sort of person who buys into an assortment of new age religious bullshit- nothing about morality, just religion and metaphysicality for religion's sake. She places Buddha statues all around the house, believes in angels, and has one of those "Live Laugh Love" signs, or whatever they say.
So a few years ago, she went to some sort of fortune teller convention, and had a person read out a rough idea of the personalities of me and my siblings- from probably some form she forget she wrote on before heading in or something.
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According to the Buddhists, meditation leads to psychic powers called siddhis. Why don't you meditate for psychic powers, /r9k/? You can become a dark jedi like your autist hero Kylo Ren.
Op is right. Thanks to Buddhism, I discovered I was actually a Great Old One in my past life. I'm closer to using siddhi to regain my true form so I can then wreak havoc across your pitiful planet.
Thanks Buddha, I'll be sure to consume your biomass first!
Siddhis are typically a part of vajrayana buddhism. Vajrayana monks tell tourists that before outsiders came to Nepal/Tibet, yogis would fly between retreats.
It's either they're basically fucking with outsiders, or they believe these myths based on the very esoteric belief systems the Tibetans had before Buddhism came to the area.
Eight primary siddhis
In Hinduism, eight siddhis (Ashta Siddhi) or Eight great perfections (mahasiddhi) are known:
reducing one's body even to the size of an atom
expanding one's body to an infinitely large size
becoming infinitely heavy
becoming almost weightless
having unrestricted access to all places
realizing whatever one desires
possessing absolute lordship
the power to subjugate all
sounds like horse shit
dumb roastie keeps looking over at the camera.
so fake it hurts. a mexican autist like that could never score with her. she probably instantly washed her hands and vomitted after this was over. then she got paid 50 bucks.
what you can do to keep out the normies. even from your mind
>be me hanging out with normies in a mall
>see one of those dancing skeleton toys
>starting singing "WAKE ME UP INSIDE" in public
>they look at me and say
>"haha anon, what was that for?"
>another one says "isn't that an old song from nirvana?"
>remain silent and laugh it off
fuck this place has ruined me
How does a NEET get a girlfriend ?
I tried online, but they are all ugly :(
The hot ones are fake :(
You go outside and just talk to people. I don't care if when you first start you can only awkwardly say "hi" and then flail your arms while running away, just do it. And you tell them the truth. If they don't want to be with you that's that.
Anyone else ok with not having friends and being a kissless virgin?
I realize how undesirable I am, so now I just intentionally isolate myself as much as possible. I have completely lost interest in relationships and sex and will instead dedicate that time to my mental health, physical health, and finances.
Some of us just simply don't belong in society and that's ok. We can strive for success on a different path.
That's me tho I gave up on life entirely. If I try to improve myself I feel like I'm 'investing' in life which I don't want to. I know I must die but my instincts keep me from just doing it.
The school forgot to put my graduation quote.
Or did someone take it off?
It pisses me off senpai
>mom forced me to go to all male highschool
>missed out on all opportunities to meet girls
>from age 14-18 I interacted with girls maybe 1-3 times a year
>my fucking mom never let me switch schools
Not that I would have been able to get a gf anyway but I still feel like I've missed out horribly.
Let's share some rape/impregnation stories for the good ol' times's sake, robots!
>get invited to a normie party out of pity
>stand in the corner most of the time and browse /r9k/
>everyone gets drunk
>don't drink much, maybe 2 to 3 shots of vodka
>eventually everyone passes out/leaves
>find a 10/10 passed out roastie
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Show off your OKCupid profile.
>Well look who finally decided to wake up and come on out here
>Come on anon pull up a chair you're just in time!
What will you be doing on the day of the lonely r9k?
I suspect my housemates will do something retarded
If so I will avoid it
In the days following I'll get a whole lot of discounted christmas foods from the supermarket and have my own christmas dinner
the after christmas discounts are really the best time to have your christmas dinner
ITT: Things which you've never had to worry about before, and probably never even though about before, but then when you realise it, you worry.
>how do i buy the right size condom
NORMIES NOT WELCOME GET OUT REEEEE DON'T SHIT UP MY THREAD IF YOU'RE NOT A REAL /r9k/ AUTIST
Am I the only one surprised at how much new stuff they added in Star Wars just so they could sell replicas/toys/figures of?
- New Lightsaber despite the old red one being fine.
- New droid.
- New blasters and pistols.
- New red arm C3PO
- R2D2 now has multicolored lights
- Lea's spear
- New stormtrooper helmet/armor
What else do you think Lucas will create for money?
Yes. Star Wars is a merchandising Juggernaut.
Why would you be surprised? Their only objective in making the film is too make money, and the toys have always been a massive source of income.
Why are asian women so ugly? Pic related, a typical asian woman.