hey robots the r9k bible ver 2.0 is out today!
Redpill me on the nofap "flatline"
You trained your brain into thinking that sexuality means looking at a screen and pulling your weiner. When you stop looking at porn, your brain doesn't know what to do and you stop getting erections. After a short while, depending on how addicted you were, you start getting boners again.
I've been through it a few times, it's very real and lets you know just how fucked up the habit is.
>uk college (not uni)
>surrounded by qt 3.14 girls everyday
it's killing me I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE HEAVEN BUT IT'S HELL!
I hate niggers so much. Why do they always muh dick you and act like monkeys?
I have a fun little idea. So lets play with some tarot cards. I have a deck of my own. Very special deck, tarot of the silicon dawn. Idk if any robots here like tarot, but I don't dare bring this to /x/ cause all they do is trip on acid all day. Anyone want to do some serious tarot reading?
yeah man go for it, i'm interested
You guys throw me a serious question. Can be anything. Just make sure it's not a joke. My cards get pissy and satirical if you don't take them seriously. It's wierd.
Inheritance millionaire here
What should I do with my time when I'm fat, ugly, autistic, no skills, etc?
Do what this guy does. He's also inherent millionaire I believe.
Those dakimakura are thousands of dollars.
ITT just post music that gives you the hardcore feels, its sunday and its almost monday, so lets chill.
Gonna post my usual
If anyone has anything similar let me know
Do we have a minecraft server up?
Do the voices in our head emit even slightly audible sound?
How can we hear what doesn't exist?
post yfw technically speaking your brain could manipulate its own electircal signals to replicate things like seeing someone who loves you and feeling their touch and hearing their voice
I want to become a mind master, I guess thats what tulpas are come to think of it
What browser does /r9k/ prefer?
Is this a good haircut for robots?
>Anon, you said we were going to McDonald's
>roomate always in the room watching anime
>nasty ass public stalls that i don't wanna bring my laptop in
>literally only one room to with no place to hide
i just wanna fap in peace what do robots?
i want to make cummies but this stupid fucking school has no safe places
If he watches anime, he also masturbates frequently. That mean he will be open to a grown-up discussion about this.
Try to come up with a schedule or a plan of some sort.
Alternatively, you can just be bros and fap even when the other guy is around. We used to do that with my roommate, and if anything, we only became better friends through this.
It's really not a big deal.
North Carolina robots commiserate in this thread
Post your eyes, rate others'.
Eyes only, no faces; this isn't /soc/.
I'm going to post again because I like (You)s. They help me feel better about myself.
what are the most robot-tier games?
i would say sc2 and dota
SC2 is definitely one I'd agree on, generally anything in that catagory but mobas are pretty normies, Dota2 is less normie than League but still pretty normie.
On that note however I don't play SC much because I am just shit at it, I mean I love the way it plays and the units and the lore and the world and all that but the skill just isn't there so I cant be bothered to play and just get my ass whooped 24/7
Age of Empires 2
>old enough that all the normies have moved on
>community mostly consists of autists and europeans
Anyone up for a kik group? Talking about stuff and hating women
Kik has gone completely shit.
First they took out hash tag groups where you could just join any random group like #4chan or whatever.
Now they fucking let your phone contacts find you. I used to use my kik for sexting but I don't wanna risk sending nudes to my little cousins because they added me on kik because it fucking links you up through phone contacts
How tall are you, what does your body look like?
6'4 and pretty fat desu here
I swear this fucking unoriginal shit.
6'2'' and not fat, but not skelly either
also 220 lbs
Why do black people who bleach their skin look so dry and zombie like?
>go to omegle or any random webcam chat
>for every normal persons there are 6-7 dirty indians,pakistanis or turkroaches middle-aged men showing off his smelly rotten dick on cam
When are we going to execute all the shitskins? Not only the ruin the outside world but internet as well
I wonder what their lives are like. Seems miserable and desperate to me. In the west they are possibly the lowest social status possible, but I'm probably just projecting. I'm sure in their respective nations they fit in just fine
Do I have gyno or is it just fat?
No more alpha or or beta.
No more Chad or Stacy.
No more normie, failed normie, normalfag. cyborg or robot.
Talk like a normal fucking human being. Use words like shy, ugly, cowardly, passive, boring, insecure, anxious, funny, or noncompetitive. This board separates people into castes in a way that prevents anybody from thinking very deeply about themselves or others. Stop it.
Can someone please explain the notion of "Barney fags" to me?
If I understand it correctly, it's an attempt to further humiliate those who watch My Little Pony. That's only because My Little Pony comes on TV right after Barney and Friends. Personally, I think it's really stupid.
Suicide thoughts ? Always Alone ?
Don't be alone with your thoughts anymore, come join the rabbit room.
In here most people have cripling depressions and circlejerk anime.
We also do other shit some time.
Just follow this link
Protip: You dont have to register
I don't have any weak points. I had weak points three years ago, but my main thing in mind is, my goal always was, to even out everything to the point... that everything is perfect. Which means if I want to increase one muscle a half inch, the rest of the body has to increase. I would never make one muscle increase or decrease, because everything fits together now, and all I have to do is get my posing routine down more perfect, which is almost impossible to do, you know. It's perfect already.
I CAN FEEL
Ask a girl who married her boyfriend she met on /r9k/ anything
What are some /r9k/ approved filmmakers?
I just started to get into this guys work and I'm enjoying it so far.
Lawrence of Arabia doesn't have a single female character on screen
What's your opinion on skirt sizes/lengths?
When does a woman cross the line of dressing too revealing?
took me a minute to figure out how this got through my filters
Fembots, what's your favorite kind of flower
Do you like being given flowers by a significant other?
What exactly is the problem with a man and a woman consensually agreeing to perform sexual acts with eachother?