>tfw not an astronaut
colonising mars will seem like trivial child's play when we have interstellar colonies and faster than ligth travel and stuff like that
all our achievements, no matter how major will eventually be dwarfed by something much greater and no one will give a shit
Why are white men so protective of white women? I've never seen other races of guys putting their women on a pedestal, it's only white guys. It makes no sense, even betas like yourself are protective of them even though those same blonde cuties would never look your direction.
Anyone write down or remember any of your dreams?
Recently had one where I was having a phone conversation with Richard Nixon. Funny how your brain can imagine crazy shit without you even realizing it's a dream.
I had one today (just woke up)
Where I went from diffrent universes somehow.
I just knew I was in a diffrent universe. My cousin was in my house for some reason and he had it aswell.
We were trying to figure out how to go back. Everything was the same but we still knew we were in a diffrent one. It went on to the next day and we had not figured out we got here and how to go back.
I don't remember anything else but it was a interesting dream.
Shit in porn that pisses you off
>mfw the camera man starts talking
You guys think you have it bad?
I was reading a thread where Anons talked about how their dads would walk in and ask them about girls and finding a girlfriend, being a bit sad their son is a loner on the computer.
Now try being me: lots of money from my dad, nice car (mercedes) and clothes, literally given everything and still a lonely faggot.
Dad makes hints "heh anon your benz has a seat for a girl you know :)"
When Im out with my dad in public he rates them and gives me tips to go for them
He wants me to so bad, but I'm just such a failure
Fuck dude I don't even know how to help.
Hope you know it could be worse and it's not too late for you. How old are you?
>I don't know what it's like to have any money
>or a dad past the early teen years
FEMBOTS HELP ME PLZ
Hey /r9k/, help me out.
Im going to the met with this friend on the new years eve. He is going to introduce his girlfriend to me, and there is also going to be a female friend of him that i talked a little on Facebook in early 2015. I thought she liked me since she would talk to me on Facebook almost every day but one day she just stopped. We had some high sexual tension conversations on Facebook but we never actually met in person.
So, my question is, how should i behave in the new years eve? Should i try to talk to her a lot, be quiet and only...
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Definitely try to talk to her. What do you have to lose? I doubt it was some conscious decision for her to cut you off; think about it, you stopped talking to her too. Just say "it's really nice to see you again," hug when you first see her, have a few drinks, and maybe go for the kiss at midnight if it seems like she's feeling it.
Really though, if she's interested then almost anything you could do would work. If she isn't, then nothing will. Relax, have a few drinks, and try to enjoy the night.
What's your weird sexual fetish/fantasy?
This picture made me kek and spit out my apple juice.
My fetish is to be naked on my hands/knees around 8-9 of the cutest girls I know at my school, while they suck my toes, gag on my dick, lick my ass, suck on my fingers, make out with me and lick/bite my nipples. Pure, immaculate worship at its finest form.
I want a girl to have to pee but not and she just holds her pee as we make out and I tie her to her bed and keep making out with her and she still has to pee so as an incentive to keep her from peeing on her bed I put something of hers between her legs that can't get wet like her phone or something so that if she pees she will ruin her phone and I'll play with her nipples and make out with her and make her suck my dick until she pees herself and ruins her sheets and her phone.
The funny thing about your image is that one theory as to why human womens breasts became so developed is as an analogue of female apes butts being large as an indicator of attractiveness as we switched from walking like apes to walking upright.
>Hello there, Anon! What do YOU want for Christmas, my boy?
I just want to be happy for a single day.
is omegle a good place to make friends, or at least people willing to talk to social retards on a semi regular basis? I've been going on there for quite some time and I've only really found one person to talk to, but all he wants to do is jerk off
if not there, where am I supposed to go? I want to lure people in and then shitpost hard about my obsessive tendencies but nobody seems to want to hear about my collection of 3500+ pictures of some guy I spoke to six years ago
MY DAD WAKES UP AT 6 FUCKING 6 O CLOCK EVERY FUCKING MORNING WITHOUT FAIL AND EMPTIES THE FUCKING DISHWASHER WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING GO BACK TO BED DAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
oh wow bro thats so unfortunate look at you with a fucking DAD and a fucking DISHWASHER and a fucking BED holy shit your life must suck, if only you could sleep in until 2pm in your piss soaked bed like always
anyone else know someone who's better than you in every way and can't help but be envious? Fucking hate that arrogant asshole man.
It's just too god damn much. Like some cosmic fucking joke. Are some people just born winners? God damn it
I believe everyone is better than me in every way.
how? how can I live my life knowing they'll simply be better? if he were in my position he'd do everything better. what's the fucking point to a piece of shit like me? Fuck!
Does anyone else find their very existence extremely frustrating?
I was born into a world where a person's quality of life and value depends on the work they do yet I feel depressed, unmotivated and unfocused all of the time. I feel as though I'm broken and there is no way I'll ever be a functional adult. I'll never find happiness, make relationships with other people, have a family, be proud or even feel normal. Depression has just consumed everything I am to a point where my two options are to either commit suicide or live as a invalid and simply...
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I'm just going to live like I already killed myself. It sounds dumb, but imagine you jumped off a building and before wondered, I wonder what the other route would be? It's like watching an alternate-me now. I don't have to care
I want to fap to something. Give me somethign to fap to
consider this hard mode.
maybe not though who can say?
Whats it like being a robot in your country?
Very interested from hearing from Israeli robots because virtually every Israeli I have ever met was a total Itzik or Tamar
>multiple people tell me not to add somebody in a steam thread
>cautiously take their advice
>add him next time a steam thread pops up
>he turns out to be the most bipolar, autistic person I ever added
>mfw they were 100% right
If somebody says do not add another person from a steam thread, they are speaking from experience.