How do I maximize the amount of time I sleep? It's the only time I don't hate myself.
>tfw working on 4th of july, halloween, thanksgiving, christmas, and new years
How much longer until you lower your standards to 'deformity with a working vagina'?
It worked for this robot
>inb4 I'm a +4/10
She looks like she is having a brain anyearism in the first picture. I used to have a qt azn but that was my first girlfriend too. I don't know what im going to do and I am not outgoing enough to aproache someone else. Maybe i will have to setle for a mentaly retarded or maybe even a disabled person.
.plan on killing my self tomorrow /r9k/
Going to so something with friends and then jump off a high rise
Who here /shitpost new threads all day/
I live for it, my friend.
I'm somewhat of a villain around these parts.
SOME ROASTIE ONCE TOLD ME
>coworker keeps asking if im gay
>say im straight
>keeps pestering me about it
how do i get this guy off my back? witty comeback? intimidation? physical retaliation?
"sorry im not gay, but im sure you will find someone. Look over there *point at thrash bin*, maybe he is interested, if he isnt at least you hav efound a place to put your opinions asshole now fuck off"
It's so hot.
Please send help.
Is there any worse a feeling than being aware of how undesirable you are?
i wish i was fucking dead. just an overwhelming feeling of wishing i could just disappear from earth.
Oh, hello Wagie!
Daily reminder that shitting in garden soup kitchen NEETbux are local piano bar celebrity depression. vegetable soup kitchen volunteering 6 am force-feeding whenever I want makes 7 day weekend for ME. wagecuck materialism greek philosophy healthy challenging the theories of mathematicians and physicists! CHOP CHOP wagecuck, welfare certified sandwich artists no time another day, another dollar. I earn my keep cuck true happiness $1600 every two weeks NEET comedy club. Fuck you pitiful 2 hours in traffic fucking your gf while you're at work. Enjoying your lunch break wageslave? expanding my mind that yacht your boss has had his eyes on. Anime and videogames tendies autism keep your tax dollars coming. Sanders girlfriend "too tired" for sex homegrown vegetables no time for anything cozy blanket. agoraphobia Subway NEET lifestyle relaxing massive inheritance from my parents. college loancucks programming at home good boy points all the time in the world. ***YAAAAWN*** Just look at my autobiography wagecuck. r9k expanding my mind Mr. Shekelburg pennies on the dollar! Wizardry [insert philosopher quote here] with BIG, UNEMPLOYED, NEET COCK. Sweet onion teriyaki laughing stock of the neighborhood cuck. MUSH WAGIE mcjob minimum wage social interaction anxiety check in the mail. Fucking bitch wageslave "would you like fries with that?" failure retirement writing a symphony dreams of NEETdom. I'd rather kill myself than work parents sipping at a glass of red wine. wagecucks on suicide watch with life's true purpose. Everything for free.
Tata for now another dollar wagekek. I'll be sure to let your girlfriend know you're slacking on your lunchbreak!
Women go crazy with lust at the sight of the BNC (Big NEET Cock).
Tony did nothing wrong.
Why wasn't I born in 16th century Germany?
Why not around the beginnings of human kind in eastern Africa?
Why not in the 25th century?
I feel like this is one of the biggest questions that should be addressed by lucidly conscious organisms because it underpins how consciousness works.
Is it because of pure randomness? Specifically, that the moment of the combination of one of my father's sperm and my mother's egg spawned "me"? That other combinations of human sperm and eggs have yielded other "selves" that...
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And I feel like the reason it isn't posed is because it makes much more sense to wring out every last drop of pleasure our brains can provide for us in every waking moment (and sleeping, too, lucid dreams and supplementation can be utilized to make sleep very pleasurable) than pointless ponder these existential questions. Is debauchery the answer then? Just turn up all the dials and levers on the brain as high as possible for as long as possible because everything is arbitrary anyways?
Shut the fuck up you are in one of the greatest eras of all time...
The era of the
> Get $100 as an early Christmas present
> Go get Subway
> Have pot roast and mashed potatoes which is my favorite dinner
I've had a pretty great day and a very comfy winter break. I felt great all day and now I feel like shit again. Why?
>tfw drunk and comfy and for a few hours I won't be the horrible person that I am
i elaborated in this post >>25186495 but basically i have a sick desire to hurt others and be hurt too. my gf broke up with me, she said i abused her and manipulated her and i probalbly did. there's this terrible pain in my whole body when i'm sober. it feels like something's wrong with just bieng a human being or conscious being or whatever you want to call it. it feels destructive and dangerous. i can't find anything...
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What do you think this "sickness" came from?do you like hurting or do you just feel like doing it?why can't you just deal with it?(i know the last one sounds particularily stupid but i never understood how could people not be able to cope with themselves