>tfw only manage to attract homely skinny feminist girls
Have any of you robots ever gotten revenge on the ones that hurt you?
Those of you that have, lets hear your stories.
If you haven't gotten revenge, lets hear your plans.
yeah but it was shitty
>tall fat chick is bullying the fuck out of me
>i'm autistic and overly emotional
>was new to the school and state
>felt incredibly alienated by everything and got bullied by this bitch every day at school
>one day at recess she's standing with a friend around around under some patio like exit opening up to the playground
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I fear that all these years letting chances of revenge go by just builds up inside me and that I'll eventually retaliate on someone in a very disproportionate way because of the rush of finally following through.
>light blue jeans
>looks at feet when walking
i really want a dog but my landlord is a cheeky cunt. so i am leaning towards getting a hamster or even a feeder rat.
>tell me im retarded
>tell me bout ur pets anon
>pics if ya gottem
Rats are very good pets but they're prone to tumors and stuff and only live for like 2 years, if you're lucky. Ferrets are also very fun, but they're destructive. I'd seriously recommend getting 2 rats. It'll break your heart when they die but they're so fucking cute and cuddly
How do you get your hair cut, /r9k/?
Have you ever brought a picture to the barber for comparison?
I'm thinking of doing it but I'm worried it might be cringey
one thing I learned after cutting my hair a couple times since I left military school is: no matter what you do, it won't be good. people will ALWAYS say something negative
"you look old"
"that looks stupid"
"you should cut it again"
thus I decided I'm not cutting my hair again for a long time.
2 on the sides, leave the top. No idea how to style it properly, so i blowdry the front upwards a little bit, then add some putty to hold it in place. Even if I did style it nice, that wouldn't help.
>get out of shower
>see back in mirror
>acne all over
>feel like shit the rest of the night
I though acne was supposed to go away after your teenage years
At this point I don't think I know how to eat healthy.
How did you come across 4chan and how old were you? I found it in sixth grade (age 12) through encyclopedia dramatica "the murkipz meme" and trying to figure out what it was. Luckily I never was a sperg who talked about it in real life and I wouldn't have even though I hardly talked to people anyway. Im 20 now but there are/were people younger
And what kind of poster were you? I pretty much lurked for something like 5 years making maybe five posts a year. I still feel like I don't post a ton but I do what I would consider a pretty standard amount.
yeah, found this place through ED in 07, i was 13, but didnt quite understand this place, i was a forum guy. didnt start actually posting til like 2010 but i was always aware of this place and all the stuff that comes out of it
Hey robots, so lately i have been feeling like such shit dont get me wrong i have been feeling like shit for years but over the past 5 months the loneliness is getting worse and worse...
I dont have any friends irl and i only have a couple of online friends and even they are distancing themselves from me even though i cant blame them, i would too. Reguardless this shit fucking sucks and i only work about 3 days a week so i have a lot of free time. I was thinking about trying to get into anime but if you guys got any other things i can do to distract myself would be great. Thanks r9k
Get a cat if you can, OP.
Enjoy internet interactions, even if it's just anonymous.
Vary your areas of interests. Reading, watching anime, collecting something, watch old movies, exercise (even if it's just something light at home), following a sports team, nap, take up drawing or something along those lines, take some courses at a local community college that interest you, etc..
Here's the thing, you don't deal with loneliness. You just let it stare straight into your soul, and you do your very best to ignore it.
As much as there are people out there who say they are happy being alone, the fact is no one wants to be lonely, being alone is different from being lonely.
Is cuckolding with a white bull as degenerate as cuckolding with a black bull?
If you couldn't tell, that's Ruggarell on the right.
A bunch of people, they got animosity against black guys cus their dicks are bigger than em. These are guys that are jealous cus they don't posses BBCs, they don't posses that god gene that's involved in these black men out here.
Keep getting jealous. Keep getting jealous while your wife asks for cuckolds; while your girlfriends ask for cuckolds and wish that they could get fucked by these African warriors with these huge BBCs that can pipe them down to the point where they can feel each and every last spectacle of their pussies getting vibrated and thrusted...
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>When some fucking idiot drone hits you with a 50/50 on wake up
>When someone strokes their e-cock to my stream
WOW THIS FUCKING COWARD RUNS OFF ON THE PLUG AFTER ONE GAME. YOU HAVE TO BE SOME SORT OF FUCKING PUSSY TO NOT GIVE ME THE RUN BACK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. FUCKING DRONES NEED TO EVOLVE. DERP SCRUBS BE ON THAT FLOWCHART BULLSHIT EVERY SINGLE GAME. WHAT THE FUCK
>That kid who put liquor in the punch bowl and didn't get caught
>That mexican kid who got arrested for selling weed behind the gym during prom
>That kid who fingered a girl during the slow dance
that one kid who couldnt get a date because he was too much of a fucking pussy to ask anyone and was self conscious about his skelly body wearing a suit
I dont have to spoil it, it was fucking me gotdam do i hate my past and present self
>you will never have a cute BPD girlfriend
when did you realize that it is ALL about charisma?
pretty early on actually.
redpilled myself on that matter
A while ago. I'm pretty quiet at work, keep to myself and yet I made friends with my coworkers around me by...doing something I dunno. They've learned to read my facial expressions and that does the talking for me aside from small quips.
tfw you'll never have a girl crush over you
>get power to make people do exactly what I want them to
>go to class
>tell the hottest chick to suck my dick
>nobody is shocked or gives any reaction because of my special powers
>ask hot teacher to join
>cum inside the girl and teacher and make them pregnant
What would you do with this power robots?
What do femanons think about females like this? Are any of you this delusional?
They will still live life on easy mode.
Y'know, they're probably not any more deluded than most people here, their whole perspective is just radically different to the point of being incomparable to the standard /r9k/ mentally ill recluse virgin mental kit.
Is it true that women would rather fuck dogs that white men, or am I just spending too much time on /r9k/?
I have so much trouble getting with girls, and I see them with black guys all the time. I have never seen a woman openly show sexual affection with a dog, but now that /r9k/ is mentioning it so much I've started noticing how close some women are to their dogs.
Is this just a meme? What is a white guy with a slightly below average personality, penis, and body type supposed to do?
why do faggots disfigure themselves? perfectly looking guy who blends in nicely into society but no he wants to be a walking freak show?
>"Don't worry anon, you'll find a good girl"
>Several years later, still haven't
Who here a punished normie?
>don't get license
>don't get job
>don't go to college
>stay at home most of my life
>still no gf
fuck what am I doing wrong?
How do you deal with the knowledge that every girl over the age of 18 has experienced an 8x6" NBPEL, even the cute, """shy""" girls?
It's fake, his dong flickers as he turns.
R9k has just become the paranoia board.
Please relax comrades.
From what ive been told and have noticed intuitively is that a giant dick is pornstar level madness. Your typical girl is not going to be able to handle that.
A decently circumfrenced, 5-7" dick is the true ideal. The media just hypes up giant dicks to keep you insecure and buying shit to cover up the fact youre average.
No matter how bad it gets, you guys always seem to cheer me up.
What would I do if I hadn't found r9k..
you'd have realized that you need to work on yourself to be happy, then you'd have found a gf. Now you're getting happiness the way blacks get welfare: just barely enough to get by.
>tfw this place has pushed me to insanity
What's some good robot music?
i'm into these lately
Edgy teenager robot music
Weaboo robot music
Rich robot music
Would you bang this girl?
>a bitch is sleeping next to me right now and you're a fucking lossless virgin
You mad, faggots?
You mad you won't get bitches half as fine as this?
Stay mad, nerds
But you're posting here
that means something is wrong with you
You're a sick individual like the rest of us, probably into sissy faggots, you disgust me and I bet if that bitch knew she'd leave you
>>a bitch is sleeping next to me right now and you're a fucking lossless virgin
>pic of doggo
>is on 4chan /r9k
Who here shit taste in music?
>mfw 90% of my music is from anime and video games
Music is just vibrations of air waves, as long as you like it who gives a fuck? Living/being around normies has shown me they literally don't care about anything but themselves and things pertaining to themselves. As long as you don't associate with people who have a passion for music they'll laugh about your taste once then never talk about it again
>*blocks your path*
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>tfw you will never know what this feels like
actually i'm working on becoming a qt trap, then it is only a matter of time before meeting another qt trap (or female into this) and this will happen. if you have a slim body type it is easy
it's 5:20am and i am sad again
just post happy stuff like cute animals and stories with happy endings
i'm so pathetic
Don't you guys want to change and get rid of most of your social anxiety?
Don't you want to be attractive?
Why don't you take easy steps every day to improve yourself?
Which one wouId you attack with your penis?
neither and chose this one instead