Anon, why don't you eat your own cum? There's lots of good nutrients in there and I'd hate for it to go to waste.
Finally, another rational human being. I've been eating mine on the reg since I turned 18 desu. Also it'll help when I eventually give up on roasties and go gay.
>tfw you're literally unemployable if you've been a NEET for over a year
not true. Factories will hire literally anyone
just find one that isn't a miserable fuckhole that makes you want to kill yourself. I work in a factory but you actually work as a team, get to know your supervisors, it's pretty relaxed etc. The last factory I worked at was the most depressing place ever and just thinking about those months working there makes me sad.
How's college going for you?
I've got 3 months left until I get my BS in mechanical engineering
She knows I'm a 28 year old khv and never going to use them. What should I do with them?
Use them to jerk off. They're actually not bad for a novelty fap, and you'll get practice putting them on so that if you ever do have sex one day you won't fumble around like an autist trying to figure it out.
Wait so I'm confused about the whole roastie loose vagina thing.
Is it that the vagina itself becomes loose, or that somehow the labia minora grows, or there's some kind or prolapse?
Does it happen from lots of sex in general, so even a qt virgin bride will become a blown-out roastie tunnel eventually from enough sex with her husband, or is it somehow sex with multiple men does it? Or is it only loose to you if she's previously had sex with someone bigger than you? Or is this all bullshit?
I feel closer to suicide than ever.
I keep telling myself shit will be alright someday, but it won't. I've been just deluding myself for years.
Dunno how long I'll be able to live like this anymore... fuck everything.
There will always be shit times anon,but life is simply not always like that ,there will always be a ray hope no matter how dark your days might be no matter how long they are, I was in a same position you are right now area years back anon
Is there a difference between being akward/introverted and insecure?
I feel super akward in public with people I don't know well. I know my body language is horrible. Once I can get comfortable with them I can turn very outgoing simple because I don't how to try to act normal.
In my opinion, there is nothing really wrong with me. I think I look okay, and I'm good at looking at other peoples perspectives. There has been many times where I have looked in the mirror and though to myself that I look good, other times I feel the opposite.
I don't really want to bother changing myself, because I like who I am. I enjoy being laid back and introverted.
Am I insecure?
>tfw went to school with someone who was raped by harambe on the reg
No, insecure is constantly finding things wrong with yourself, even if you suspect there are things wrong with you that you don't even know about. You sound pretty secure.
"Laid back" is not the same as "introverted" nor is "awkward"; they are 3 different things and you can be one of the three and not the others, or 2 of 3, etc.
Holy shit anon, this is exactly like me. I think this feeling is the reason why we're robots.
Have you ever been convicted of a felony /r9k/?
Describe every detail in this thread
I've never committed a crime but i'm interested in hearing your stories.
Robot group chat
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I MOTHERFUCKING HATE THIS NORMIE CHAD FAGGOT IN MY FUCKING GROUP WTF DO I DO????!!!!!! IT'S TOO LATE TO REMOVE HIM EVERY ONE LIKES HIM ALREADY!!!!! AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Context for people who haven't seen Eurotrip: he finds out that his sweet gf has been banging a meth head for more than a year.
Given that I've somehow achieved a girlfriend in this reality, I would be heartbroken because I inevitably became attached to her.
So total mental breakdown
How get a gf that looks like this?
kill yourself and hope you get reincarnated as a chad or a syrian "refugee"
you have to spend as much time looking good and being successful like she is, which means throwing away all your NEET hobbies and pleasures and go to the gym and university all day every day. OR you win the lottery or get rich by some other chance.
Alright Anons this is the time, i want to talk and engage in a relationship with this girl in my bio class. Problem is
>i dont sit next to her
>she leaves class fast.
How do i approach this while maintaining little levels of awkwardness. Is it futile? Putting my confidence on the line.
You can't go in with that mindset, way too much pressure and failure is almost inevitable. After class just try and get out as fast as she does, or fast enough so you can talk to her in the hallway. Ask her some question about class, ask/compliment about something she's wearing, or ask about any events and shit you'd think she would know about. Keep it brief then tell her you'll see her next class. If you didn't completely sperg she'll at least acknowledge any eye contact you make with her. After that you try to build a friendship/see if she isn't a roastie
i recommend against it. unless she is interested in you, there are so many ways it could go wrong. go for the low hanging fruit, like someone you sit next to or says hi to you sometimes. that's what i would do but i also have pretty bad anxiety so it might not be the best advice.
ask her for her notes, or like see if she wants to study together sometime.
make an effort to talk to her before shes outie
>"hey (qt from bio) I didnt get all the notes do you mind if I copy off yours?"
then like hold a conversation while copying the notes or if she just gives them to you hold a conversation upon returning them
I had a similar situation with a qt in my english class, but I just kinda got lucky and bumped into her when she was waiting for another class. as long as you look presentable and act like a non-maniac most girls wont mind if you talk to them about like class and junk. Just act like youre talking to a new friend and move from there
>losing grasp on reality again
Better be careful, anon, when shit doesn't need to make sense anymore, spooky shit can get you
What are you listening to this Friday night, friends? What's your favorite artist/album? Let's talk about music.
Good album, that was my shit freshman year of high school, would listen to it on the two hour bus ride back and forth between band camp
Listening to some bleeps right now
SHE RUNS THROUGH THE NIGHT JUST LOKE NOBODY CARES.
SHE SCREAM AND SHE CRIES AND IGNORES ALL THE STARES.
SHE WANTS TO BE FREE BUT IM NEVER GOING THERE.
THE GOLD HEART MOUNTAIN TOP QUEEN DIRECTORY.
In the mood for it. The last couple of days I've been listening to Susumu Hirasawa, Battles, and some
normie musicBryson Tiller and A$AP Rocky.
I snorted heroin for the first time 2 weeks ago and I've been doing it ever since.
I'm down to $100 left in my bank account and I haven't even showed up to work, which I'm pretty sure I got fired from.
What am I supposed to do? Please help.
PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET ARE TELLING ME TO KILL MYSELF AGAIN
Why haven't you bought your girlfriend yet anon
>know how to talk to people
>take care of personal hygiene
>decent skin complexion
>almost 6 feet
>get rejected all the time
>come to the conclusion that i'm just very ugly
Has anybody else felt this feel?
> Read the fit sticky
after a year and a half of proper dieting and compound movements I went from getting rejected all the time to getting a one night stand once a month.
Though it kind of saddens me how superficial our society is.
I went from being a nuisance to a hot guy simply because I have some more muscles
I'm trying. My diet is okay, and i definitely feel healthier each day.
>tfw you remember the smallest details about trivial shit that happened like 10-15 years ago
do i have teh autism?
I don't think normal people do this
I WANT JUDY HOPPS TO ARREST MY BULLIES FROM SCHOOL
Why haven't you given up yet? You need to realize girls like this are the only ones who exist now.
>you will always be a brown eyed mongrel
>having blue eyes would instantly make you ten times more attractive
>tfw even /r9k/ users don't respond to your posts
not even you guys wanna talk to me. fuck everything
Something on your mind, buddy?
I'm a neoconservative, or what would generally be considered one (I don't like the label).
Here are my beliefs:
-I support low taxes, deregulation because they stimulate the economy
-I support the Fed because of Monetarism
-I support tariffs because China's economy is dominated by state-owned companies, rather than private ones, so the state-owned ones can use business as a means of advancing chinese foreign policy, rather than private self-interest
-I'm against mass immigration (legal and illegal) and until ISIS is stopped, I would...
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>working part time
>GPA must be above 3.8 to keep scholarship
I thought this would get easier after I passed O chem, but clinical shadowing is really biting into my study time. It's barely 2 weeks into the school year.
Who else is keeping busy?
>have upcoming tests next thursday
>too depressed to study over the weekends
>can't even find the drive to do things
>trying my best to forget about all the negativity.
>it isn't working
help me please someone.
Go do something to get your mind off your depression. Go on a walk around town, get out. Go to a social event (even if you don't talk to people) or a restaurant. Just get out of your head for a while.
Then come back and study, keep pushing even if its a pain at first, it takes a while to get into studying.
I'm very buisy this year but things aren't going so bad because I'm keeping organized and on top of things unlike last time. Don't fall behind.
I can't decide but is food better than sex?
If you were omnipotent, what would you do/change?
Go into detail.
I would stop time and do multiple lewd things to appease mt time stop fetish.
After a while I'd just get bored and fuck with people in varying ways, none of which I have currently thought of.
At some point I'd start World War 3 just to see how that went. Probably get North Korea to attack the US on US soil, not nukes just to make it more interesting.
Once I'm done with real world shit, I'd create all the hypothetical situations I've thought of in my head, such as "Which would win, Army X from history or Army Y?" and "How...
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I'm not joking if I had the power to stop time irl then virtually no pussy would be safe.
A specific thing I'd like to do for fetish reasons and for laughs would be:
> Stop time
> Find a chick in the middle of a normal conversation
> Fuck vigorously for a while
> Put her back in place
> Stand close by
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>chatting with older female relatives
>they go on about how classless and improper girls are today
>it was so great in the days before all the women's lib nonsense
>wish my daughter/granddaughters weren't brainwashed in those leftist universities
>good boys like anon get ignored for rakes
>girls throw themselves at men like common whores!
>I agree wholeheartedly and chime in "yea, and DNA testing has ruined things too. Imagine all the poor guys forced to raise babies that aren't theirs."
>they look away and murmur
>"hmm...does it really matter"
>"as long as someone acts like a father..."
>"kinda judgemental...[unintelligible] family..."
>they change the subject to holiday cooking
They're all BORN like this aren't they? I'm seriously done at this point, women are evil
What is WRONG with them? What?
Every time my Grandma bitches about "kids today" I remind her that she got knocked up at 17 with my Mom and that I've seen old family pictures and she dressed no different than the sluts today, it was just different style.
>tfw all i do is browse this board all-day
>tfw you're starting to think you make up at least 10-20% of all the posts made
>He expects girls to go up and talk to him