Can we have a gaybot thread?
>tfw even when you meet other gays you can't get anywhere with them
>you will never date gay chad
>tfw all the cute guys aren't in your country
>you will never meet guys off the internet to give them succ
>tfw young, attractive, rich, graduated from top university, and have no problem getting laid or finding a bf
>tfw still depressed as fuck because life is meaningless and shit, broke up with my bf, shut down my phone, stay in bed all day everyday, don't look for a job and contemplate suicide
U-um, I-I know you probably think I'm weird but I really like you a lot and wanted to give you this!
M-merry Christmas /r9k/!
I finally met a girl and she cares about my depression and such is finally meeting me she was out on errands today but she keeps hinting about getting me a Christmas gift.
And I'm like the ugliest weirdest depressed guy ever and somehow this girl comes into my life.
But I been alone my whole life so I have no idea how to act or what to do and I'm angry because she's always on my mind and stuff.
But I mean if this can happen to me after 24 years of solitude then I guess it can happen to anyone.
You're my favourite infidel anon
you're the infidel for not worshipping me. Heretic.
How many men would you kill for her?
2. Pretty Princess Points
5. /r9k/ committing multiple murders
6. current year 2015
8. Real Nigga Hours
9. The entire Law and Order episode about gaygate
10. my wife's son and variations
Do pretty shy women exist?
yes, but they just resent their shyness because they crave cock just like normal guys but can't get it as easily. They keep thinking people hate them because their shyness makes them bitchy. They also drink more to get rid of their shyness temporarily and become even sluttier than normal girls. This is real life.
Unfortunately this is true. If you want a non-slutty shy girl, go for the ugly ones that no one else wants.
Too bad shy, ugly girls get no attention and thus are severely socially underdeveloped, causing them to be immature, selfish cunts.
Elliot Rodger wanted to be remembered after he was gone, we have helped him achieve that goal.
Good luck will come to you in 2016 if you post 'CAN'T DODGE THE RODGE'
If you have kissed another girl then fuck you
If you have held hands with another girl then fuck you
If you have friends then fuck you
If you ever had friends then fuck you
Fuck you YOU HEAR ME
Im tired of the kind of life im living, I just talked to me oneitis and a girl I had a good relationship during highschool and managed to set up a meeting in her aprtment with them tomorrow, one of them is even taking a friend of her as well (we shared a one year course, so I know her a well).
Im gonna be in a date with 3 girls, I dont really expect anythig sexual to happen but holy shit, how is this even possible. I need advice, am i supposed ot bring something?
This is weird to think about, but just think...
for billions of years, our ancestors reproduced.
All of us are part of an unbroken line stretching back a couple billion years into the past.
Some of us are going to be the LAST of that line.
Isn't that weird?
>Isn't that weird?
No, happens all the time in nature.
Some just don't carry on their genetic lineages. Shit happens.
Two ways to look at it;
>Shit happens, don't care.
>Ha, take this ancestors, fucking c-c-c-combo breaker, bitch.
Either way, I'm good with it.
>tfw literally friendless anons who post apparently desperate for friends and people to talk to still always stop responding to me
Am I just terminally boring? Do I have no soul, and people can somehow see this?
Even one guy I managed to keep on instant messenger for a month now has stopped logging on.
I guess I should give up.
I need some quick fashion advice /r9k/!
What kind of pants and shoes would go well with this jacket?
>not even gay
>pretending to be in a ldr with a guy
>get all the emotional support i want
>once it gets serious break it off
Has anyone is history attempted to overthrow the Chadtocracy and start a sexual communism revolution?